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Nina Parmenter

@ninaparmenter.bsky.social
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Poet, performer, wage slave, dog slave, mum. Books: ‘Split, Twist, Apocalypse’, Indigo Dreams Publishing, 2022. ‘Kiss Chase with Darwin’ forthcoming from Broken Sleep Books, Nov 2026.

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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 20h
Oh my!! 😱
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The long sleeves and warm socks and cord trousers are coming out. I mean, the wellies and dog towels are coming out too, which isn’t so great. But mostly, YAY.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mind you, last time I had a book out, we also had a BRAND NEW PUPPY so keep your fingers crossed for me - lightning could strike twice! 🤞🐶 ❤️
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Last time I had a book come out, it was while I was having building work done. Never again I said! Let me concentrate on the book I said! Just had a builder confirm he can fit me in to RIP OUT MY KITCHEN - but only on Nov 30th. Which is the day ‘Kiss Chase with Darwin’ comes out. SO SUPER!!
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve realised Andrew’s a cunt
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait, he had 2 poached eggs with it? That’s artisanal as fuck.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Super chuffed to be reading at the launch of Forest Management by S Reeson this Friday! This gem of a pamphlet tells of dark shadows and self discovery, all set inside *a generic forest based holiday park*. Also reading will be Victoria Spires and host will be Paul Short Tickets: shorturl.at/N1fkS
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Forest Management by S. Reeson - Online Launch
Join S. Reeson and special guest readers, Victoria Spires and Nina Parmenter, to celebrate the launch of ‘Forest Management’ .
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I approve of these suggestions
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the ACTUAL HECK do I get my dad for his 80th bday???
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: B-O-A-T Scrabble Bot: I added an M to OUTFIT to make MOUTFIT and then used the M to start the word MIQOJIZ for a score of 362.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grass is jewelled ✅ Silk inside a chestnut shell ✅ Jetplanes waiting in the air to be refuelled ⏸️ ⏸️ ⏸️
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SO. Only a couple of months til my pamphlet 📔'Kiss Chase with Darwin' is out. If you want a nudge when it's out, plus cover reveal and general squealing, pop along to my website ninaparmenter.com and sign up for my lovely & infrequent mailing list 😍😍 Photo: unsplash.com/@photosoflogan
A bust of Charles Darwin wearing darkened goggles
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
By the way Sue, I just read your poem ‘Father’. I just love that opening line about the wet dog - one of those “once read, never forgotten’ images that has really lodged and turned over in my mind xx
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🥰
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes I had written it off long ago so it was a complete lovely bonus surprise! They have had some troubles with funding apparently.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to be cool about it, but I got an acceptance from The North yesterday 😁
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Yess Girl Clapping with Joy
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t wait for the launch of this cracking pamph!!
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reform’s internal investigation
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Playful Kitten Shredding Paper
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So I’m unloading the dishwasher to the soundtrack of some ecstatic trance this morning, because how else do you unload the dishwasher. And I throw my hands up in the air ready for the drop and what pops into my head? “Ooh, that’s a nice stretch for the lower back”. 🙄 🎹🎤 🕺 👵🏻
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today’s headlines: 1. Guy who had costs awarded against him in court case has to actually pay the costs that were awarded against him in the court case. 2. Actress gonna do some acting Meanwhile, the world burns
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve done my to-dos today, my to-dos are now fewer than one, and the list that existed has ceased and desisted cos all my to-dos are to-done! True dat. 🙌
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Meryl Streep & Jennifer Lopez: Standing Ovation
ALT: Meryl Streep & Jennifer Lopez: Standing Ovation
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bored with endless sweaty summer days and keen to cosy up with some proper good poetry? Trowbridge Stanza have put together two brilliant events in September. Details here! ninaparmenter.substack.com/p/two-events...
unmissable poetry events in Trowbridge this September

5th Sept - Zoe Brooks & Anna Saunders 2pm @ Drawing Projects
21st Sept - Spoken WOrd Night 7pm @ Trowbridge Old Town Hall
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This pamphlet is as good as it looks and more. PRE ORDER IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO 💚 💙 🖤
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ha! I take it this was a “title comes first” poem? (As in, the idea for the title came first, not as in the title comes first on the page!)
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yep my unity merch is out in autumn 26 👍
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I suspect it’s because we’re generally dicks.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
😂 well you’re the winner so far. (Not that this is a competition obvs, because poetry, as we know, is about uuuunityyyyyy)
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ooh I love that!
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
YES they are great for waking up an audience! (Not that I’ve ever needed to do that) (honest)
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They are the best!
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Or points, even!
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bus theme gets you extra pints 😉
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ooh spoilt for choice, but i think the last is my favourite. Bloody love a long title :-)
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Poets: I would love to hear your longest and most unashamedly specific poem titles. I’ll start with the relatively short and snappy “I Accidentally Spot the Fourth Dimension While Waiting at the Bus Stop”.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Smells like the apocalypse out there with a glorious blend of air from wildfires in South Wales and the New Forest. Still, burn baby burn, eh?
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God @thegodshow.com · 19/07/2026
that would happen later today.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enjoying the fact that the current poem I am working on will reveal an extra layer of meaning to those with a good knowledge of West Midlands bus routes around Coventry/Leamington in the late 1990s. It is not always the poet’s job to be inclusive, people 😂
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Burnham is promising a new path but Binface is going to built at least one WHOLE HOUSE so…
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fantastic ekphrastic from @internetofwords.com who is poet in residence for Leigh Art Trail. Love the words, the art, the film. 🩷 m.youtube.com/shorts/I1f9P...
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Leigh art trail poem by S Reeson in response to artwork by Claire Hankey.
YouTube video by Claire Hankey Artist
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
(Actually, “all” is hyperbole. My eldest did not do this, which I naturally assumed was down to good parenting 😂)
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Year 7 is a special time when all boys morph into someone from the wrong side of Croydon, even when they’re from a small Wiltshire village. “Nah brah, don’t make me wear one of dem fings. Uh nah, you so tight man.” 🙄 🤯
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Question: if you live in a rural area with no mayor, who exactly does power get devolved to? Because if this means giving more responsibility to Wiltshire Council 😱 then yeah no thanks.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh ! You speak storm. SKILLZ.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me sorting out the poems that I’ve kicked around for so long that I have ZERO idea if they’re good any more.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Absolutely amazed that Forestry England are going ahead with huge outdoor concerts this week despite a red weather warning. I cannot go as my body just would not cope. So that’s my £70 ticket down the pan. Rrrrrrr. I did not need to be any more grumpy!!
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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S. Reeson / Experimental Poet @internetofwords.com · 09/06/2026
PAMPHLET PUBLICATION KLAXON! I've known about this for a while so it has been hard to sit on it, but... it publishes on my birthday \o/ With massive thanks to @wendypratt.bsky.social @ninaparmenter.bsky.social and @jenferoze.bsky.social for doing the blurbage <3
Flight of the Dragonfly is delighted to announce the publication on 23.10.26 of

FOREST MANAGEMENT
a pamphlet by S. Reeson

'An intriguing, satisfying pamphlet'.
Wendy Pratt

'a lodge in the forest of the mind'.
Nina Parmenter

'With unflinching, inventive poems of discovery, trauma and healing, S looks to the trees as mentors and mirrors'.

Jen Feroze

Pre-order details to follow.
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Tomorrow! Trowbridge Poetry Stanza is ridiculously proud to present the launch of ‘Stalin’s Parrot’ by @isabellethompsonpoetry plus open mic 🏠 Drawing Projects UK, Stallard Street, Trowbridge 🕰️ Saturday 6th June, 2pm 💰 £5 + booking fee ℹ️ www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trowbridge...
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Nina Parmenter @ninaparmenter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I have some slight seconds of Trowbridge Stanza's fab, uplifting poetry anthology 'Looking Up - Poems of Hope & Humanity' for sale on a pay-what-you-like basis. Every pound (apart from postage) goes to our brilliant local hospice Dorothy House. Details: trowbridgestanza.substack.com/.../pay-what....
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