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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 1h

It’s called a car rental company, maybe you’ve hertz of it.

Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 1h

Matt has agreed that once we have our dog (Dusty) we can start sending our cheesy American-style photo Xmas cards with messages written by me. The messages will be as follows: ‘Nikki read 35 books and got drunk precisely 41 times. Matthew watched 25 new series and ate 34 varieties of crisps.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 3h

Matt said he wants to feel ‘uber Christmassy’ this year. Other than caroling with a flask of mulled wine (my idea), what makes you feel Christmassy?

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 3h

Age yourself with a childhood crush

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 3h

I forgot how delicious it is! It’s officially red wine season in my house.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 4h

RIGHT. I am ONLY allowed to read Kingdom of Ash now. I need to finish this series!

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 4h

Trying to arrange a Xmas meal with 4 women and we are having to do a Wednesday 😆 When did our lives become so busy?!

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 6h

An app asked me so nicely for a donation today that I gave it one. I don’t mind supporting independent developers.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 7h

Hahahaha there’s a Halloween quiz been put in the diary and someone has asked if I can be banned so everyone else stands a chance, and then someone else said ‘better yet, she has to do it without wine’.

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Matty Matheson: That Is Rude

ALT: Matty Matheson: That Is Rude

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 7h

Crocheting (shush, I’ve done loads of work) and my fingers are hurting today instead of my wrists. I get so much joint pain but it’s never severe, never swells, and is never consistent. Yesterday it was my knee. Today it’s my fingers. Tomorrow it’ll be my wrist. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 7h

Excuse me This is not what I meant by ‘outstanding employee’ I huffed. I puffed. I stared VERY HARD. Still the doors did not open. Apparently I am still too ‘smoll’ to activate them. This is humiliating

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 9h

There’s a book I want and I refuse to pay for it so I’m scouring all the libraries I’m a member of and I found it at Warwickshire 🎉 I don’t mind paying 50p! (The book is The Black Death by Thomas Asbridge. It’s a meaty fucker.)

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 13h

I know we need rain but I’d prefer it to rain when I am sleeping and then for it to be glorious blue skies all day every day. Please and thank you.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 13h

Perfect timing as I get into photography!

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 13h

Cancelled. I feel so guilty! Butttttt I’ve donated more than most people do and I need to prioritise my own health.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 13h

I have to take out so many exclamation marks from any email I write. I’m just! So! Excitable!

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 15h

Meant to be donating blood tonight but I’m so concerned it’ll make me feel terrible like it did last time - it dropped my ferritin from 80 to 15! I’m a neonate donor which makes the decision to not go even harder 😖

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 15h

What a miserable bloody day.

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 15h

First the Bayeux Tapestry and now the plague. What next? A Jacobite rising?

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

I understand some roadworks can only take place at night but SHURRUP

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Surgery knee is really playing up today. No idea why. I have been walking a lot lately so maybe that’s it? Stupid half of a meniscus.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Finished already. Absolutely gorgeous. Loved it. #booksky #books #reading

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Been cooking. It was nice. But I’m never quite sure if I like turmeric. It has such a… musty? taste.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Been out with my camera trying out shutter priority and had a great time. I especially love the seagull picture. Look at that one greedy fucker at the front.

A feeding frenzy of seagulls, ducks and Canadian geese

Car lights shot low to the ground and with a slow shutter speed so they look more like ghost cars

A train pictured from above, on a slow shutter speed so it is a blur

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ve been playing with the exposure timings on my camera looking over the railway and I look like a right perv with this set up 😆

A camera set up on a small tripod looking out of my window

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Had a 1-1 and my manager said she isn’t concerned that the restructure will impact us which is reassuring! I still have some apprehension of course, but knowing this does help.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

My job is fucking manic this week! I kinda don’t hate it though. My brain enjoys the fast pace, but only for a few days.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

I do not understand One Drive. How come a file I shared exists in two different places and has different amends on it ? The one I WANT is not the one I saved on my computer, but the one that Teams saved. Wtf?!

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

Thank you for teaching me some things, random satirical article that also describes me very well.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s quite nice when a politician dies and you’re too young to know anything about them. I swear I’ve read one of his books before. That’s the extent of my knowledge about him.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

Started reading The Correspondent by Virginia Evans for book club. I’m surprised that I’m really enjoying it! An easy read and an intriguing little mystery going on. #booksky

A kindle with the front cover of The Correspondent on it.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m on a call with another copywriter and he’s on camera and writing notes and I’m sat with camera off and on my phone. I still know everything that’s going on and am chiming in at appropriate times. It’s weird how differently we all concentrate.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

Today I had an ad on a recipe site that has sound. Even though my phone is on silent 👍🏼

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

Celebrations for my mates who took a cowboy builder to court. ARSEHOLE.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

NO I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR INTEGRATED AI ASSISTANT

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

Had a friendly little air rifle competition with dad today. Turns out I’m kinda decent?! And now he wants to get me into archery. I don’t need any more hobbies, dad 😭

A paper target on a dart board with my shots circled. One is basically a bullseye and another isn’t far below.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh god dad was telling me last night about how a local auction house had a shit ton of Oasis memorabilia for sale from one of their old musicians. It was going to be the owner’s retiring money. Millions. Halfway through, Oasis issued an injunction and stopped the auction. Actual cunts.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

What a message to come back to work to: ‘Thank god you’re back’ Have I ever told you guys how much I hate Black Friday?

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026

Delightful Sunday lunch with Matt, my parents and his mom. They’ve only just gone home!

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026

Tried a Valentino perfume on and now going to get the dupe. Stupid perfume prices.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026

Matt is looking at ski holidays ⛷️ Let’s hope the imminent ‘reduction in headcount’ doesn’t affect me 🫠 I haven’t felt secure in my job for about 2 years but when you’re paid above market rate and get bupa it’s very hard to leave.

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026

cooking: only veg but I’m good whistle: flatly draw: ish paint: better than drawing swim: LOVE IT English: but of course dance: kinda sing: oh yes. Alto. Powerful. drive: not legally gifting: hate it write: am a copywriter guitar: no, I also like my nails speaking: I’m a great public speaker

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026

Been to see @adrianics.bsky.social play Nathan Detroit in Guys & Dolls and he was fabulous!

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

According to a reel I just saw, Pete Davidson saying ‘get ready with me’ vids are ‘weird and lame’ is him ‘being threatened by women existing’. Well I also find them weird and lame so according to them I’m a misogynist or smth I dunno Jesus Christ some people are cooked.

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