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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Not the platform I'd choose for my gubernatorial campaign, but to each their own.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Ok, internet. I touched grass. And dirt and a bunch of viney weeds. Where's my fucking serotonin!?

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

People out here on the east side shooting off fireworks like there's anything left to celebrate.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

I honestly hadn't realized how much Target's remodel affected my shopping experience until I saw this. It's truly awful. No wonder I stopped going there. This video does a great job laying out Target's downfall. It isn't *just* DEI, but bowing to Trump was not helping.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Can we, like, start a conspiracy theory that Satan's army of demons have escaped hell to destroy god's world? Say that they feed on carbon dioxide and methane, so the way to fight them is to starve them of carbon emissions?

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Slow orange biscuits for Caturday

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Does anyone else keep mixing up Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi? They're both bleach blonde and they both communicate by yelling key words over and over again.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I totally understand why SignalGate happened. It doesn't matter how much time and energy you spend setting up custom self-hosted tools for your organization. Or preaching about opsec. People will never give up the convenience of plopping info in a group chat from their phone.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Oh, there is a formula for the reciprocal tariffs. Let's have a look. "Let ε<0" 👀 "The price elasticity of import demand, ε, was set at 4." 🤨 "The elasticity of import prices with respect to tariffs, φ, is 0.25." 🤣 #trumptariffs #tariffs

See: https://ustr.gov/issue-areas/reciprocal-tariff-calculations

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I picked Super Mario 3D World back up because I didn't finish it when I played it years ago. I got sooooo close to the end. When I saw this screen I was so excited... and then I timed out. 😭

TV with the second-to-last stage of "Champion's Road" in Super Mario 3D World. 53 seconds remain.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Krystal face-planted in a pile of blankets and making biscuits. #catsofbluesky #cats #tripodkitties #kitties

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

It's 4 am: time to stare at the ceiling and go through a highlights reel of bad life decisions.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Did DEI blow up the SpaceX craft too?

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

My cat is, quite literally, the only reason I get out of bed most days. She will meow/pur in my ear and tap my nose with her paw until I get up. I think she's the only one who would notice if I died, tbh.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Hey US whiskey industry-- What did you think was going to happen? Ontario (or Canada as a whole) didn't start this fight. Trump did.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I've been thinking for a while--what do people think "the government" is? Republicans constantly talk about cutting it, but their voters don't understand that the USDA is part of "the government"?

Screenshot of headline "Iowa farmers demand answers from Sen. Chuck Grassley amidst USDA cuts"

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I need to get up but I would be committing a crime.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Internet browsing with unmedicated ADHD: I search duckduckgo for tips on completing a difficult level on an old Mario game, then find myself watching a lecture on high energy physics an hour later. God I wish I could focus, gaaahhh. I got shit to do.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

For the first time in my life, I got a BAGGED vacuum cleaner. Holy shit y'all, the difference is insane. I vacuumed my bedroom ceiling to floor and didn't sneeze once. There is now a noticeable difference in air quality between my bedroom and my living room. #springcleaning

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Krystal is grateful for the warm weather because it means open windows! BTW: She sits a little funny because she is a tripod kitty--she was born missing a foot. #catsofbluesky #cats #tripodcats

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Canada/US relations right now. I'm sorry Yankees, but get fucked before we torch your white house again, eh.

A goose aggressively posturing at a bald eagle.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

He who saves his Country does not violate any Law. Anyone else hear the Mario Bros. theme?

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

For VD, because I am a crazy cat lady with no love life, I watched 3 gay movies: Dating Amber - so funny, but who is cutting onions??? 😭😂 But I'm a Cheerleader - new favorite comfort movie 🩷💜 The Affair - very good but very heavy 💔❤️‍🩹

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I tried to fold my laundry, and someone decided that it was snuggle time. Like literally, mid-folding a pair of jeans, she just jumped up and laid on me. #cats #catsofbluesky

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

"Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all," said no neurodivergent person rejection sensitive dysphoria. "Money cannot buy happiness," said no one that has experienced poverty. What other saying are bullshit?

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Judd Taylor @juddtaylor.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Where's our modern day Aldo?

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I think there is a 1:1 correlation between number of stand mixer attachments you own and how much you enjoy cooking.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I'm starting to doubt the assertion that Christofascists are the biggest threat to us. Technofeudalism, a movement primarily lead by atheists, seems to be a much bigger problem for us right now.

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Broc Nelson @alostplot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Kendrick needs to write a dis track against America.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

"Why isn't anyone doing anything!?" Because real subversive shit doesn't get plastered all over social media.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Damn. I genuinely expected someone to stop him from imposing the tariffs, but he went through with it.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

It's still Black History Month. Idgaf about the orange idiot's fee-fees.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Hello house. Can we wait at least another 6 months until something else breaks? My last ritual sacrifice to the plumbing demons has left me with no money. Thanks.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

1. Trump signs rage bait EO 2. Media reports it with speculation in the headlines for clicks 3. Speculative headlines go viral 4. People have full blown panic attacks 5. Judge halts the EO for being illegal 6. Repeat 1-6 Y'all need to stop following the news all day, for your brain's sake.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Why is the liberal discourse around undocumented immigrants always, "no, you can't deport them because food prices will skyrocket!" and not, "holy shit, the backbone of our food industry is basically slave labor!" Always seemed weird as fuck to me.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Imagine still being a Democrat when they want to extend an olive branch to nazis.

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Detryck von Doom @detryckvondoom.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

My trans homies exist and if you fuck with them while I’m around you might not anymore.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Good news, everyone. Patriarchy is over!

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Here's something cute to break up the gloom and doom. My late buddy, Tucker. ❤️

The image is of a white cat taking a nap. He is snuggling with his human's winter hat.

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Nikki Crocell @nikkicrocell.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I'm not even a democrat and I already quit Instagram a while ago, but Insta is suppressing searches with dem-related hashtags. I'm not using Meta anymore. I don't recommend that you use it either.

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Roza 🌿✨ @feralflutist.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

ICE has arrived in eastern Iowa. Please check on your people and be sure they know their rights.

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