Goose 🪿 @nihilisticgoose.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I think the imposter syndrome started with getting boo'd on guitar hero but I'm no psychologist 000 0
Goose 🪿 @nihilisticgoose.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Bring back 1 idiot per village, sick of you cramming my space 000 0
Goose 🪿 @nihilisticgoose.bsky.social · 08/01/2025God had to make me sleepy all the time so I don't take over the world 000 0
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Goose 🪿 @nihilisticgoose.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Man couldn't ban one of his 46 children being trans, which means this tracks with him trying to stop happiness 1130 13
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Goose 🪿 @nihilisticgoose.bsky.social · 24/11/2024English is my second language, right after nonsense 000 0
Reposted by Goose 🪿Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Well, now I know we made the right decisions 1523616475018 61.6K
Goose 🪿 @nihilisticgoose.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Clown in the streets, also a clown in the sheets (everyone thinks I'm a joke) 010 1
