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@nigelstorscdt.bsky.social
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They/them, queer, leftist, Cali, >30 AI “artists” DNI Artist, artisan, silly lil’ guy. Please support my shenanigans linktr.ee/denidoesthings?utm_source…

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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The people want to hear you say penis penis penis penis!! 😂
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you don’t make the rules then I’m gonna sing my happy ass over to my suitcase and you can just scamper off to wherever you feel safe
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here’s where I’m gonna have to bow out, I can’t risk red rover injuries in my line of work
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just meant stand in a big circle around the baggage claim carousel holding hands, not the singing part
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should all hear our hope at the baggage claim carousel
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so for reals Amir, I need a signed Jimmy print in my life 😍🤩 And by signed, if I haven’t made it clear by now, I do mean his paw print 😅😂
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clearly not standing close enough to the carousel 🙄
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you don’t like the crowd, hang back and get your bags after it disperses. Otherwise, you can either crowd the carousel or stand back and use your words to say excuse me and grab your fucking bag when it comes out. WHY DO WE CARE THIS MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT WE CANNOT CONTROL??? 3/3
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if everyone stood back and waited til they saw their stuff, there would STILL be a traffic jam as people try to move forward and get their shit and somebody would STILL have shit to complain about, so at the end of the day just let it go. 2/3
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay so I got curious because of course I did. This is the most rational explanation of the problem people have, that I saw in my brief perusal of the comments. My thing is, …1/3
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re just following the assignment!!
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who gaf that people get close to the baggage claim carousel? In my experience, most people tend to cluster fairly close to it, is this really an unpopular opinion?? 😵‍💫 Ammendment: I gaf when it’s an unsupervised smol child. Safety 👍 Otherwise have at it, we will all get our stuff eventually 🤷🏽
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All I see is Amir: ask me more specific questions Mateo: *asks a specific question* Amir: don’t ask me that you weirdo 😂😂😂
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’re such a goober 😂😂😂
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✨chronically feral✨|SCDT|Shrult @nerdgasmsnkandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Calling this done. Venus of Hazbino (based off Titian’s Venus of Urbino) #hazbinhotel #fanart #radioapple (when you squint or any other Alastor angelic pairing idc, he’s naked and pretty ok) #renaissance
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having been raised Mormon, I’m surprised it was only 1/4 who said no. Gives me hope for the younglings 🥹
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Valid! Is there any other way to wear an item of clothing such as this? I feel like swagger is required 😊
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m going with sweacket 😂
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s very you 💜 Is the sweater part fluffy? It looks nice and fluffy in the lighter pic but the darker one is harder for me to tell…
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I kinda doubt this one. It’s just auditory speed reading. It can actually be helpful for people with focus issues 👍
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Emsiecat 💕😇🥂😈💕 @emsiecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh crud, wait, that reads wrong…
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God damnit autocorrect. Amir Taliar**
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Amir Talair
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Felt, he’s such a gremlin sometimes
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having been born in Salt Lake City, I cannot decide whether to laugh or cry right now
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Iirc Amir eschews the idea of one “official” Amirican flag, several have been made and he refuses to officially adopt any. I highly encourage you to come up with your own 🫡💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if he has and they’re covering it up
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a lil’ bit of an ADHD stammer and if you ever say that to me your tone *better* be sarcastic/impatient I’M JUST SAYING We have that rapport tho, from a stranger I’d rather just quiet patience. I don’t like it when people finish my sentences. This all varies from person to person tho
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Started filling out application the day you posted. Got distracted. Fully forgot it existed. A few hours ago I snapped awake, suddenly remembering this. Finally filled it out and submitted 😂 Deni: 1 ADHD: okay definitely not zero BUT I WIN THIS ROUND, DAMNIT 😤
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“JoEL?!” is gonna be my verbal stim today
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t mean hard chewy like stale, I just meant I prefer softER chewy than regular. My teeth kinda suck, what is soft to you may be not so soft to me Setting that aside, sour isn’t even a flavor it’s just acid, and fuck the world for trying to convince me that acid is delicious 😤
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did not say just shy of melty. I said perfectly soft w/o melting them. I’m not out here microwaving my gummy worms, I just like to stretch them & they give good stretch when they’re a little warm. They’re still plenty chewy, calm down. It’s just soft chewy instead of hard chewy 🙄
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🫡
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We have an accord 🤝
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God he’s such a fucking cinnamon roll UGH 😭
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We’ll just have to find some way to coexist in this fandom despite our differences *heavy sigh* /still so so silly
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I bet you like the sour ones, too 😑
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You MONSTER!! /silly
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not into gummy worms?
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mhmmm, the kind that makes your gummy worms perfectly soft but not melty 💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
EEEEE!!! I’m so glad I got to meet you 💜 May have been brief, but very memorable hugs 🥰🥰🥰
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yup! Full agree 🥰💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Right but the kind that gives your retinas a warm fuzzy hug instead of burning them, so you can bask 🥰🥰🥰
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
By loving Erika and claiming citizenship. Borders are open as fuck 😁
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Correct 🫡👍
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those shirts make me stupidly happy 😂😂😂
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Depends what side of the pond you’re on
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am so sorry you’re dealing with that. Did you make it through the day okay? 💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you look into it, a white person is far more likely to be hired for a job they’re unqualified for than a person of color. We need DEI because unconscious bias in hiring managers leads to people of color getting turned down for jobs they *are* qualified for
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I missed this the first time around, thanks for bringing it back up! I’ve been bonding with my niece over crochet and I keep forgetting to check my texts and taking forever to realize she’s shown me something 😅😭 This will help 😁
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