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Nigel James

@nigeljam.es
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🗣️ Speaking 🎼Vocalist 📷Photography 🚣‍♂️Watersports 💾 Software @nigeljames.dev #include disclaimer.h my opinions only - not opinions of any company P.S. If you can be anything, be kind.

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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 23/08/2026
Yesterday I hit a couple of goals I have had for a while. I rowed a half marathon. This is just shy of two hours on the #concept2 erg at zone 2 heart rate intensity. I have been rowing a lot of 6k and 12k sessions to prep for this. It also took me over 2 million lifetime meters. 🎉 #row #erg
A screenshot from my indoor rowing tracking my half marathon 21,0 97 m 

Total time 1:58:14.8 at an average pace of 2:48 / 500m
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 21/08/2026
How can you fly with the eagles when you are scratching with the turkeys ?
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 19/08/2026
It's #wearItPurpleitsItsIIts #day so I am wearing a shirt that has an initialism that stands for "Purple, Heaps Purple" Also thinking of friends at @pyconau.bsky.social
Man wearing a black shirt with red $PHP on the front
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 11/07/2026
Today's visit to the library or sponsored by the letter G and the number 3 #visitYourLibrary
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 05/07/2026
Viva Le Tour
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 04/07/2026
Swapped #PatrickBeach for #AvocaBeach Well done to our #socceroos
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 03/07/2026
Some of us are more interested in this game than others #worldCup #AUSvEGY
A dog sleeps while the Australians play Egypt at the world cup
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 30/06/2026
No idea where this image came from but you have got to ask the question. "Was it the shooter from the empty mall?" #humor #funny #LiveLifeLaugh
Humorous image crafted to look like news from TV

BREAKING NEWS
Great American state fair crowd so small Trump cancels fake assassination.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 24/06/2026
Does it get any better than this ? 🌞 Sunny 12° and blue sky #GossyGoodTimes
Blue sky, a palm tree with a building painted with Gossy Good Times
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 22/06/2026
Beautiful sunny winter day in #Sydney for #SAUGSummit I am #emcee ing the #innovate track If you are there, I look forward to saying hi.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 22/06/2026
Looks like you are on your way 😄 #worldcup2026 #cmonNZ (Just to be clear this is a joke - I don't want ImmiNZ on me )
an edited section of the page from https://www.immigration.govt.nz/visas/skilled-migrant-category-resident-visa/

that lists official requirements for applying for a skilled NZ visa

The last one has been cheekily edited to "be cheering for NZ at the world cup"
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 21/06/2026
Tired of the news? Here's a puppy pallet cleanser.
A puppy asleep on her bed
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 19/06/2026
Enjoying my hydration break with a ☕ #worldCup2026
Screen SBS pops up when the ads don't quite match up with the hydration brake from World cup football. 

The text reads live TV is currently in an ad break enjoy the silence your program will resume shortly
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 16/06/2026
thepoint.com.au/off-the-char... Seems like a clear trend. #travel #usa #canada #worldcup
comparison of travel to canada v usa by australians 

Canada is up, while USA is down.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 14/06/2026
First half looking good #worldcup #AUSvTUR Stunning goal from Nestory
Score card and stats from first half of Australia v Türkiye
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 10/06/2026
#openAI #PleaseBro
A mural painted on a wall of Sam Altman saying "Please bro, we're so close to AGI. Just $20,000,000,000 more bro."
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 09/06/2026
This is a lunch I call "Green, Eggs, and Ham" Would I like it on a train? Why yes!
A lunch plate with rocket lettuce, avocado cut in  half and Fried eggs covering slices of ham aka Green, eggs, and ham
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 07/06/2026
This is serious racing
Split screen showing 3 GC #giroditaliawomen riders all within seconds of each other on the final day of the race
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 07/06/2026
Looking forward to women's #giro tonight I have my #toursnacks ready #couchpeleton
Cheesecake on a plate
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 03/06/2026
It's not cold in the office! It's just "fresh" #winter #coffee #doctorWho #scarf #TomBaker BTW - if we get ~250 characters in the main post but 1000 chars as "alt text" per image, why is that not exploited more?
A man wearing a green cap with AWS on it with sunlight streaming across his body sits in a cold office wearing a mutlicoloured earthy tone 3m long scarf wrapped several times around his neck
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 30/05/2026
#couchpeleton Live TV on an ad break?
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 30/05/2026
#YouWouldntStealAFont
Screen grab from the classic you wouldn't steal a movie piracy is a crime trailer that studios put onto DVDs in the recent past 2000s or so. 

Problem is, they didn't pay the license for the font.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 28/05/2026
My 🐿️ I love the captions on this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTz_... Also #PHPpie is the future for extensions
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 28/05/2026
Ohh I like this prompting in #PoSh7
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 28/05/2026
Being positive for a moment what I really like about claude.ai is you can export in #markdown Super easy to reuse generated content elsewhere. #copilot just wants to create a doc or a pdf :(
Screenshot of create options from Microsoft copilot exporting to only Word documents or PDF documents
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 28/05/2026
Quite familiar with Waves 🌊 #AvocaBeach
Waves rolling in on a curved sandy beach. A man on the right of screen wearing shorts and a red and blue striped shirt is facing left
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 27/05/2026
I think I have fallen down a rabbit hole #davinciResolve #ubuntu
Blank screen of Davinci Resolve running on 7 year old laptop running ubuntu 2204
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 27/05/2026
I think my bsky has become a windows server / MS venting space Why do you say it is powershell when you give me bash line endings this is worse than #VogonPoetry #TheFutureIsTerminal #butItSureIsntPowerShell
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 27/05/2026
I've got that JOY JOY JOY down in my heart. The reason these servers are having their OS Reconfigured is they are being replaced with #Linux
a screen shot from a Windows server shutdown where the reason given for shutting down the computer is "operating system reconfiguration planned"
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 26/05/2026
Yeah baby! 💪 Now that's what I'm talking about
A weight loss chart showing three point four five kilograms lost weight 

There is also a button with the text view goals that links to you goals.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 25/05/2026
Dear @developer.microsoft.com This is a Windows Server I do not want crappy interests in Edge. Please make the default in Windows Server completely vanilla Thanks, Nigel
Edge in Window server
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 25/05/2026
Full circle back to the green screens of the former days.
Screen shot of VisiCalc the first spreadsheet program
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 12/05/2026
For all who care here is your semi-regular update on Atlassians new building in #Sydney BTW I am at AWS Summit Sydney today if anyone is around.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 12/05/2026
Gemmy, bright and cheery is back to serve us again

AI Overview
Yes, I am here and ready to help! I am a large language model, trained by Google, and I am always available to assist with your questions, writing tasks, or creative projects. 
How can I assist you to
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 12/05/2026
Google down? Must be #DNS
error from google search

Server Error
We're sorry but it appears that there has been an internal server error while processing your request. Our engineers have been notified and are working to resolve the issue.
Please try again later.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 11/05/2026
Its clippy all over again ... ...still no better #ai #ItLooksLikeYouAreWritingALetter
A screenshot of the intrusive copilot icon and floating menus interrupting normal flow and shoving "AI" where ever they can.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 04/05/2026
VOTED!
An image of my top 10 votes in ABC Classic FM's GOAT (Greatest of all time) vote for classical works

Bach, Beethoven, Holst, Ravel, Shore among the composers I voted for
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 24/04/2026
ok not only 26.06 on day 2 after release but #ubuntuStudio and #kernel7 with #rust ok so far Actually I really like it and I am going to update my main machine to Studio
output of hostnamectl on a new install of Ubuntu Studio 26.06
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 24/04/2026
Ventoy is the best way to set up a bootable USB #ubuntu26.06
A screenshot of ventoy with several ISO images ready to be installed on a new system
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 24/04/2026
That moment when you forget to attach the attachment doesn't only exist in the email! And of course I mean 26.04 #ubuntu #laravel #cloud #intelNUC
An intel NUC all plugged in and ready to go to get updated to Ubuntu 26.04
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 22/04/2026
Just hammering my database a little bit #WindowsServerDataCenterEdition #SSMS #MSSQLServer
Task Manager showing Sql Server using 21 Gb memory and the server at 94% cpu capacity
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 21/04/2026
🌞good morning
A dog with curly creamy colored fur, sitting on a chair.
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 26/03/2026
Hopefully @developers.google.com listen to feedback The new "search what's on your screen" feature just totally stuffed up voice search Where's a cloud? I need to go and shout at it!
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 24/03/2026
Just a guy, wearing a 14 year old shirt because it is so comfortable. #SAPMentors #SAPMentos BTW I am sure Italian-Dutch company Perfetti Van Melle uses SAP somewhere in their landscape. They really need to produce a "SAP" branded version of Mentos for the October devrel cycle @qmacro.org ?
A person with glasses and a headset staring at computer screen off to the right with a blurred background wearing a SAP Mentors 202012 shirt, with the mentors lemon logo on the collar
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 23/03/2026
This page seems relevant for people going to the polls this year. #h2g2 #reu #galacticPresidents
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 16/03/2026
#tftd "People who can supply that amount of firepower don't need to supply verbs as well" #h2g2 #DouglasAdams
A photograph from a Kindle showing a page in The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book 2 restaurant to the end of the universe with the following quote highlighted 

"People who can supply that amount of firepower don't need to supply verbs as well"
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 12/03/2026
Wow. Has everybody covered this song? music.apple.com/au/album/the...
A listing of all the covers of "the very thought of you"  in apple music
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 11/03/2026
What are you planning for pi Day? #piday #mathsgeek #mathsky
A picture of a reminder message surrounded by Frozen beef pies
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 10/03/2026
Rereading "The code book" by Simon Singh. His 100Mhz Pentium with 8Gb of RAM feels a little cute these days. #techsky #cryptography #RSA
A page of text photographed from the code book by Simon saying the highlighted passage reads Garfield estimated that 100 megahertz Intel Pentium computer without megabytes of RAM would take roughly 50 years to factor a number as big as 10 to the 130
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Nigel James @nigeljam.es · 01/03/2026
Nice to see a little improvement on the @concept2.bsky.social over the last 6 months
Screen shot of the concept2 logbook filtered to 6000 m results 

29 min in sep25 and 27:46 today
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