Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 25/04/2025There was something very strange about Samuel's brownies... 120
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Oh dear. I had assumed your statements were merely rhetorical. One's mind has a way of misleading you, especially when you are as old as I am. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Oh, however did you get there! My eyes are not quite what they used to be. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 24/04/2025But of course, master. I stay apprised of all affairs of the Herzen family. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 24/04/2025My good lady, what a pleasure it is to see you again! I understand the circumstances in which you left, but the master is quite lonely without you. Would you pay us a visit someday? 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Oh goodness, please don't hurt me. I was simply fulfilling my duties. 100
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 01/04/2025He had created a glitter bomb on a timer in the main dining room. It is most fortunate that I noticed it. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Samuel is mistaken. I disassembled his "prank" last night. 210
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I mean it as a compliment, master. You would look quite elegant. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I must say, it has caught my attention. I suspect he would be quite the dashing fellow. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Of course, I feel everybody should know that I am not a heterosexual. I quite like a good man. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 10/03/2025He wasn’t always a vampire. One day, he was bit by a bat, and he promptly gained a taste for blood. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Pardon the question, but you seem to be speaking to yourself. Are you in need of help, madam? 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 10/03/2025No, madam, you must be thinking of my master, the current duke of Folsense. I am just a harmless old man. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I got lost in this exact same place a week ago. You're in Monte d'Or, young lady. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 28/02/2025@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social Master, I seem to have found myself lost in a strange place. If it's not too much to ask, could you send someone to help me? 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 14/02/2025My pet rock was murdered, Mr Dove. You must let the world know of Samuel's misdeeds. 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Your hair looks as delicious as a fresh glass of blood, Dr. Sycamore. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 14/02/2025When will you write an article about me, Mr. Dove? I lead quite the interesting life, you know. 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025After leaving me hanging from the side of the bridge for half an hour while he played Temple Run on my cellular device, Samuel let me back up. And I thought the outcome of our previous tussle was an embarrassment. 030
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025YEOW!!!!! this wack ass butler man tried to push me off a bridge!!! but ya can’t kill sammy thunder, man, I’m the king of rock n roll. 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Oh ho ho ho. We'll see who's tripping who later, won't we, Samuel? 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Samuel took Penelope and rolled her into the ravine. He said it was "Rock and Roll". This is unacceptable. I will put a new plan in motion, to ensure this never happens again. 050
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Samuel, I saw you take the master's phone. I know this is you. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Master Samuel. I would like to apologise for our recent entanglement. I truly didn't think you would notice. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Please look at this map of Germany. I suspect it may clear some things up. 110
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Do you not have a mother? Perhaps it is her you are thinking of. 120
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Munich is in Germany. You would not have to take any route to get there. 110
