Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 25/04/2025There was something very strange about Samuel's brownies... 120
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Of course, I feel everybody should know that I am not a heterosexual. I quite like a good man. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 28/02/2025@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social Master, I seem to have found myself lost in a strange place. If it's not too much to ask, could you send someone to help me? 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025After leaving me hanging from the side of the bridge for half an hour while he played Temple Run on my cellular device, Samuel let me back up. And I thought the outcome of our previous tussle was an embarrassment. 030
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025YEOW!!!!! this wack ass butler man tried to push me off a bridge!!! but ya can’t kill sammy thunder, man, I’m the king of rock n roll. 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Samuel took Penelope and rolled her into the ravine. He said it was "Rock and Roll". This is unacceptable. I will put a new plan in motion, to ensure this never happens again. 050
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I brewed some tea and the master is resting. He seems to be recovering. 040
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 11/02/2025He's came to. I do not know what that was, but it seems to be alright now. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Somebody, please, tell me what's wrong with him. We're in a carriage to see a doctor, but I simply do not know how to care for him. 010
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 11/02/2025@therealclivedove.bsky.social I have a big news story for you. Please feel free to write an article in your paper. 150
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 10/02/2025@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social Master, look what I found at the pawnbroker. 270
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I saw the most wonderful cat on my walk this morning. I have decided to name her Marjorie. 160
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The trap worked, but when I took Samuel to the mine, I found someone already inside. He took advantage of this moment to escape his restraints and, as he said in his letter, "beat me up". I fear my pride may never recover from this day. 450
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I hear the train, Samuel will be arriving soon. I must go to the mine to carry out my plan. 150
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I have received a letter from master Samuel. He says he's coming to Folsense to "beat me up" because I "stole" his cellular device. Ha! I'd like to see him try! 130
Nigel @nigel-butler.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Good evening. I have heard the master speak fondly of this “website”. While I do not fully understand it, I welcome any visitors, and will gladly accept any crocheting advice. 2120
