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@nicweyand.com
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• #1 Kyojuro Rengoku stan 🔥 • I have never misunderstood anything in my life. • I have never told a joke. Everything I post is deadly serious. • he/they • Somerville, MA • born 1993, making me younger than Taylor Swift (late 1980s, I think?)

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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 4h
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Freaky Pregnant Clippy Paperclip Animation
Alt: Pregnant Clippy Paperclip Animation Preggo Clippy Blushing Pregnant Clippy HD Masterpiece Quality 4K UHD No background No hallucinations
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 4h
IT'S IN IMAX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 5h
I guess it's been a minute cuz I forgot that lmao thank you
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 5h
H O M E M A D E T O M A T O P I Z Z A
Uncooked raw dough with a bunch of tomatoes and cheese and veggies. This is mostly tomatoes. I sliced a ton from my garden.Nic Weyand (me, hi) poggin' & moggin' in front of my gorgeous raw pizza before I put it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?Cooked pizza. Lots of extra cheese and tomatoes. Cooked perfectly on a pizza disc.Me (Nic Weyand) looking up at my beautiful pizza, fully cooked like your brain.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 5h
Sorry I'm new to anime. OwO what's this?
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 5h
I was always the wizard. Idk why clippy became everyone's go to. The wizard is literally a wizard. He's so good they named installs after him.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 5h
The Times-Picayune has been "failing" for decades. They are in perpetual struggle. Here's a 60 Minutes piece about them from 2013 about literally the same thing. At a certain point, this is just who you are. You don't try, you don't fail. You just *ARE*.
youtu.be
The Paper (2013) | 60 Minutes Archive
YouTube video by 60 Minutes
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 7h
You ever sit on a bench in the park, and a cement truck goes by making very distressing sounds? Cuz heck that's a new one.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 7h
Another banger to hang on the wall
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 7h
If you see this thread as an example of what not to do, I think you should stop posting the first attack in your head. It's basic. It's boring. You can do better! Maybe? You can always criticize, but can you learn? Probably not. Look at you. If I were you, I wouldn't change a thing.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 7h
Case in post: this is a good press release. It states the message, stands with survivors of sexual assault, and ends with "we have no further comment". This is perfect. This is how you handle a crisis. It's a great example of what to do: acknowledge, stand with the correct people, end. (3/3)
Hit Detection
@hitdetection.bsky.social

Jacob Geller previously worked with Hit Detection on a freelance basis and is no longer working with us.

Our thoughts are with survivors of sexual assault.

We have no further comment at this time.

9:14 PM • Oct 1, 2026 • Replies disabled
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 7h
Part of what's missing is praise. To paraphrase Seanbaby, on a daily basis you will see the worst thing you've ever seen in your whole life. There's enough examples of what *NOT* to do on a daily basis. We really ought to point out when when someone does the correct things, as well! (2/3)
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 7h
I think we gotta point out obvious stuff. I say this as a progressive: A genuine problem with the left has been we sorta just assume everyone knows the same "basic" stuff. When someone doesn't know something, we treat them like they're an idiot and refuse to teach them. We're wrong here. (1/3)
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 9h
Good call ngl
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 9h
Or, hear me out: palantir has a bad reputation and no one wants to work for them anymore, including those that work there.
wired.com
Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They’re the Bad Guys
Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by WIRED, suggest a workforce in turmoil.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 16h
Masculinity is a fucking prison, I swear to God.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 23h
SoftBank just gave it's last $10B to OpenAI. So, at the end of the summer of smiles, Ed was correct about everything so far. If Pivot to AI's prediction is correct as well, 2027 is the year AI truly collapses.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 23h
I know we all hate generative ai, but really, it's such a gross niche in software engineering. I have to deliberately search for non-genAI solutions when I look anything up, or else all results are "this vibe coded library will hallucinate randomly and we don't know why" I MISS *SOFTWARE* GAHHHHHHHH
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 02/10/2026
Please don't make me defend the TSA.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 02/10/2026
They call it the canyon of shadows
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 02/10/2026
FUCK YES
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 02/10/2026
You don't know, but you demand punishment until you figure out what his punishment should be? Ain't no redemption allowed on social media.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 02/10/2026
We get it, Mark.
This is such a desperately sad situation.
Obvs first thoughts are with the victim, having to sit with this for years while your abuser lived his dream and became hugely successtul must have been awtul.
I'm sure a lot of people (including me) who have followed him for years, feel complete betrayed.This is such a desperately sad situation.
Obvs first thoughts are with the victim, having to sit with this for years while your abuser lived his dream and became hugely successful must have been awful.
I'm sure a lot of people (including me) who have followed him for years, feel complete betrayed.This is such a desperately sad situation.
Obvs first thoughts are with the victim, having to sit with this for years while your abuser lived his dream and became hugely successful must have been awful.
I'm sure a lot of people (including me) who have followed him for years, feel complete betrayed.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 01/10/2026
Conservatives will come out of the woodwork to lovebomb you. Don't fall for it.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 01/10/2026
UNFAIR ADVANTAGE: POPE.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 30/09/2026
Nope.
isthestraitofhormuzopenyet.com
Is the Strait of Hormuz Open Yet?
The live open/closed status of the Strait of Hormuz — the world's busiest oil chokepoint — updated automatically with the latest news.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 30/09/2026
The conservatives are banning Night by Elie Wiesel, one of the definitive books about the Holocaust written by a survivor of Auschwitz, because it's violent and has religious commentary in it. Anyway, here it is. You can read it yourself, see how pornographic it is: archive.org/details/nigh...
archive.org
Night
Translation of French version of: Un di velt hot geshvign
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 30/09/2026
Also: it's 2026. The iPad babies conservatives pretend to care about are now iPad teens. All these books are accessible online. If you're someone in Texas who can't check out one of these books at your local library, no worries, you've been given a list of 2k books to go and read online. Pick one.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 30/09/2026
What they didn't know was the emergency stop button on the reactor forced all the heavy dew tipped rods into the reactor, acting as a detanator. We don't have the final number. But the power output briefly reached 33,000 megawatts.
From HBOs chernobyl, the power output reading 12700 MW on a RBMK reactor only designed to hit 3400 MW. In reality, the final recorded number was 33k, estimates are power output hit 50k+ mega watts at time of explosion.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 29/09/2026
We are Charlie Kirk. We carry the flame. www.salon.com/2018/03/25/h...
Charlie Kirk in diapers. He's in his 20s here.Charlie Kirk in diapers. He's in his 20s here.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 29/09/2026
I can't read.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 29/09/2026
Welcome to The Onion, newbie. theonion.com/new-subway-p...
theonion.com
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 29/09/2026
I concur. That was the promise of higher education at Cornell. I believe this is the right thing to do.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 29/09/2026
When aren't they
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 29/09/2026
Supposedly something big is getting announced in November. The whole cast is doing some kinda live thing in Japan.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 28/09/2026
the perfect post
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 28/09/2026
I knew it was a matter of time before Indians got targeted. It's literally just going down the list of minorities at this point. Conservatives are running out of non-White people to blame everything conservatism & capitalism has ruined, so they're gonna concoct lies and half-truths about Indians.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 28/09/2026
My counter, and I'll probably be wrong lol: the social reckoning, as a sequel to the social network, is about massive inflated egos and everything being run into the ground by manchildren. I think Sorkin's got this in the bag.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 27/09/2026
Seeing this while I watch the new Todd in the Shadows about Rick Springfield's "Tao" and Todd's discussion about poptimism.
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Coincidence? I Think Not! Incredibles Meme
ALT: Coincidence? I Think Not! Incredibles Meme
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 27/09/2026
I suck dick better than everyone in this comments section and I stand with football man lantern green
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
monkeys...... Love............. Timbits......... Jotting that down...........
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
Wait what. Blocked for that?
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
Oh, so that's where my donations are going? Your gambling addiction? /s
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
9. Does Kash Patel have some kind of relationship with this beastiality person or persons? If so, what is it? If not, can he please answer any of these other questions cuz I'm seriously very confused why you would hire someone who has had sex with animals in real life. K, that about sums it up.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
7. How did this come up? Was this disclosed in the interview process? Was it in the background check? 8. In what division is the beastiality person or persons currently assigned, and were they placed there because of their experiences with beastiality? Is this why they were hired?
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
4. What skillset was so important that they had to lift the beastiality clause on this one individual? 5. If it was more than one person, why are so many people who have had sex with animals getting recruited by the FBI? 6. In mass surveillance America, did the FBI know in advance? Why or why not?
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
Kai Ryssdal is allowed one heated gamer moment.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
The protein bars are great! This looks..... No.
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
The light no longer feels like punishment
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Nic (complimentary) @nicweyand.com · 26/09/2026
No, thank you though.
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