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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have more intellectual takes but I worked an extra three hours today

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cos honestly look at my boy Pinhead trashing this church after existing outside of his human form like a boss.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ngl “Clive Barker and the Occult” could be a fucking ace PHD hit me up if you fancy sponsoring it

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m using “lower cennobite” as an extension of my theory about the Goetia and the Cennobites mapping onto each other (tbh I think Baker did it better plz don’t smite me Solomon) due to a lack of further vocal but if there is a definition for them please let me know

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A lower cennobite just roasted two cops alive and I am in favour

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just threatened Nano Banana into doing what I wanted 13/10

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hi look I have nothing to say to you if you’re a racist, but before you get there if you’re against a man going to a ceremony to mourn his literal brother who died saving people’s lives I don’t even want you in my postcode tbh

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Vinted parcel got stolen, called the known thief a scumbag in a message to the seller, got reported for bullying by AI. 12/10 there Vinted.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I cried because for one beautiful moment we were connected to every other idiot across time staring up at an eclipse going “wow”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Section 28 was repealed in 2003

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You realise after avoiding the chaos of the trauma you’ve been running away from for ten years that, pulling in on a train, you don’t recognise the landscape anymore. So you close your eyes, blink, shake - and it all floods back in. Maybe you will, you think, get Lestat tattooed on your asscheek

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Lestat, I could never give your album 3.1 (I probably would just to piss you off)

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I can’t believe they made Lestat say “serving cunt has its consequences”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

ACAB includes van drivers in goth t-shirts

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

How blessed I am to have a cat that just starts purring because she is near me

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My Vampire Lestat tour jersey literally caught on fire. Does this mean it does not have the blood of Akasha in it? Plz confirm.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If it’s beauty, say it’s enough

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Good long sleep, good food, lots of water, get back to midday stroll, get the book up and the podcast started. Yes.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Anyway I saw Backrooms and even tho we missed the start cos my stupid stressed out ass read 5:40 instead of 5:20 it fucking ruled

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I am very, very, very bad at being bad at things and these past few weeks I have been very bad at a couple of things and oooohhhhh boy that ego do be taking a knock ngl

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

After 400 straight days of chess practise on DuoLinguo I have finally beaten the machine that purposely gives you a window to beat it.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"Wherever your miserable life takes you, whoever you find to endure time with, whatever pale proxy of me... I'll be with him. I just wanted you to know that."

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Copy up on EBay for £50 if anyone wants to buy me an early present for my 40th

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Like come on at this point it’s just dream job millennial marketing and I am so ready for it

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The one good thing about being old is that the marketing team are now your age and understand the deep yearning for a Vampire Lestat band t shirt

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

You look up and the place you once loved, the grass you shared secrets on, the statue rising up, volcanic today from the heat, that you never got to dress - and you go “huh, I used to lived down there” instead of panicking and closing your eyes; and it’s a good thing.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I’m sure Milo had an Insta but I can’t find it now

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Not talking about that bit on public cos I have a marketing job and I can’t be seen slagging anyone off online really but if you want a moan or the T please DM me for STORIES. I do hope they’re better now than almost a decade ago.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Anyway I hope you’re still good Milo. LUSH Oxford St is a weird, problematic and exhausting place to work but you always made my day.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Also one time a supervisor told me off for spending too much time playing with him and I almost got into shit until I said they asked for me by name which made it ok

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Every now and then I think back to 8 years ago when I was working in LUSH and Milo the pug’s owner would bring him in cos it was the only thing he could smell and we would let him play in the giant sink at the front of the shop.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I don’t follow football but what I do know is TreeGate is so much better than SpyGate

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Evergreen post now we got Ebola up in dis clurb

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My favourite bit of popping up like three years later in a place where people you were close with for a bit are three stone lighter and back in my power is the absolute look of shock that I’m still alive and I actually did heal for the most part

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Honestly always be the “NOT NOW” neighbour

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sort of obsessed with the way I just saw my neighbour on the way home and I was like “HAIIIIII” and he just went “omg not now”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Actually one time my liver gave off a funny reading in a blood test and they said either I’d been hitting it a bit too hard or it was just my kidney/liver disease or I had Hepatitis and can I say that was not fun. Also the sexual health test from SHL London came back quicker than the NHS referral 😑

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Trump, in a field, looking at cows. “Wait!? You mean this wh*re moos? And she’s straight?! Open her up boys!!!!”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Me choosing between Hantavirus and Meningitis like it’s a breakfast menu

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

So clarify unaliving folks bad, but graphic novel actually quite good and no the links to it don’t work anymore and I didn’t save it so don’t ask me

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I will always remember the joy when I found the PDF of Syndrome, only to be somewhat disappointed that despite being a banging graphic novel it’s not really *that* similar to what Blake Leibel actually did

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Then Spotify will shuffle A Christmas Duel and you’ll feel the joy from the song and belt it out again even though NO ONE appreciated that you called the EP Cover Your Bases.

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