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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just threatened Nano Banana into doing what I wanted 13/10

Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hi look I have nothing to say to you if you’re a racist, but before you get there if you’re against a man going to a ceremony to mourn his literal brother who died saving people’s lives I don’t even want you in my postcode tbh

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Vinted parcel got stolen, called the known thief a scumbag in a message to the seller, got reported for bullying by AI. 12/10 there Vinted.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I cried because for one beautiful moment we were connected to every other idiot across time staring up at an eclipse going “wow”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Section 28 was repealed in 2003

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You realise after avoiding the chaos of the trauma you’ve been running away from for ten years that, pulling in on a train, you don’t recognise the landscape anymore. So you close your eyes, blink, shake - and it all floods back in. Maybe you will, you think, get Lestat tattooed on your asscheek

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Lestat, I could never give your album 3.1 (I probably would just to piss you off)

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I can’t believe they made Lestat say “serving cunt has its consequences”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

ACAB includes van drivers in goth t-shirts

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

How blessed I am to have a cat that just starts purring because she is near me

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My Vampire Lestat tour jersey literally caught on fire. Does this mean it does not have the blood of Akasha in it? Plz confirm.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If it’s beauty, say it’s enough

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Good long sleep, good food, lots of water, get back to midday stroll, get the book up and the podcast started. Yes.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Anyway I saw Backrooms and even tho we missed the start cos my stupid stressed out ass read 5:40 instead of 5:20 it fucking ruled

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I am very, very, very bad at being bad at things and these past few weeks I have been very bad at a couple of things and oooohhhhh boy that ego do be taking a knock ngl

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

After 400 straight days of chess practise on DuoLinguo I have finally beaten the machine that purposely gives you a window to beat it.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"Wherever your miserable life takes you, whoever you find to endure time with, whatever pale proxy of me... I'll be with him. I just wanted you to know that."

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The one good thing about being old is that the marketing team are now your age and understand the deep yearning for a Vampire Lestat band t shirt

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

You look up and the place you once loved, the grass you shared secrets on, the statue rising up, volcanic today from the heat, that you never got to dress - and you go “huh, I used to lived down there” instead of panicking and closing your eyes; and it’s a good thing.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I’m sure Milo had an Insta but I can’t find it now

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Every now and then I think back to 8 years ago when I was working in LUSH and Milo the pug’s owner would bring him in cos it was the only thing he could smell and we would let him play in the giant sink at the front of the shop.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I don’t follow football but what I do know is TreeGate is so much better than SpyGate

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My favourite bit of popping up like three years later in a place where people you were close with for a bit are three stone lighter and back in my power is the absolute look of shock that I’m still alive and I actually did heal for the most part

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sort of obsessed with the way I just saw my neighbour on the way home and I was like “HAIIIIII” and he just went “omg not now”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Trump, in a field, looking at cows. “Wait!? You mean this wh*re moos? And she’s straight?! Open her up boys!!!!”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Me choosing between Hantavirus and Meningitis like it’s a breakfast menu

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I will always remember the joy when I found the PDF of Syndrome, only to be somewhat disappointed that despite being a banging graphic novel it’s not really *that* similar to what Blake Leibel actually did

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Then Spotify will shuffle A Christmas Duel and you’ll feel the joy from the song and belt it out again even though NO ONE appreciated that you called the EP Cover Your Bases.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Snip snip snip snip snip snip snip bitch #hazbin #vees

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Also it must be said - I know the election was a reform shit show and everything is terrible but I am almost 40 years old and I live in Hackney and I have never cast a vote for a mayor that has contributed to a victory until now. That is important.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Look. There was a time a long time ago I’d end my nights by saying, WHAT A NIGHT. And I lost that. It was gone. It got stolen from me. Long story. But it’s been two weekends for two weekends of WHAT A NIGHT. Honestly, I had no idea how much the lyric “everything you lost will be restored” would hit

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Oh hell yeh 1989 Tales from the Crypt on Shudder is exactly what I need right now

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I am 20. A boy who looks like Marc Bolan but if his mum was African introduces me to Metric. It’s like my life is being sung. I stitch the songs into my soul. They comfort the next 19 years. I am 39. The new Metric album is a shock to see on my Spotify. I press play. It is like my life is being sung

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Fuck that pals I just had a panic attack instead so here’s a meme

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Firas Haldon and a lesson in propaganda; no matter how many times you say a thing Firas, you fucking psychopath, you cannot deny the truth. Fate will find you with a shotgun. The records hold the truth. Coming soon. How he lies. How he lies.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I will not accept a life I do not deserve

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Me, at school, the day after no one came to my birthday party: “They gave me a big gift. A very big gift. I can’t tell you what it is.”

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I tire of the Lola discourse. If someone wrote it now it would be transphobic. In the context of words when it was written it is not. Honestly. It’s not that hard.

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Furiously adding nonce bashing as a solution to prison overcrowding to my novel

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Trump saying “I’m not happy with the UK either” has the aura of the maths teacher who locked me in her room during break and asked me why I hated her

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Enjoying Dracula’s ascension in folklore to the ultimate he/him lesbian

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Y’all really have never seen a motherfucker who’s had a facelift less than 3 weeks ago and is fucked up on painkillers huh

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Why they always calling these operations stupid shit like Opearation Bananarama Backrooms?

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Nico Wylde @nicowylde.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

My cat just looked up at the news, playing on the TV, and hissed when a picture of Epstein appeared. Extra licky licks for her.

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