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Nicola.

@nicolasillybum.bsky.social
206 followers 198 following 28 posts

Here for the penises only.

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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Lads, please, I choose to not hang out in a baron wasteland where you absolutely can’t call anyone a paedo (no offence)
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m alright! Mine didn’t update either but it’s hanging on in there 🥳
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It’s got me out of a lot of shit so far, can’t lie! Aw, well you be where you’re happy!
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I am now! I don’t know if you were around for the whole brain surgery thing? My memory is shite, forgive me
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A lot happens when you leave Twitter
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
All good m8, how are yoooou?
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Eeeerrrr, long story but I had to have brain surgery lolz. How’re you?!
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I can’t multitask with multiple apps is my problem. You good?
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I missed you lads!
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
How are you, m8? I will pop in every now and again and call you a paedo or something
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Your wife is also your mum? Bit incestuous m8
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I hope you have a separate chopping board for meat.
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yes! And now we’re left not sure which of them is the biggest dickhead
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Sounds likely
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
lol when he dropped her though
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Are you said that we left again and you’re back to no friends that love cheap sausage?
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
John is just happy to have friends again
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Three sausages!
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Secret Bluesky sausage eating, is it?
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I require brain surgery in January so perhaps that’ll cure it!
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social when are you dragging your lil feet back to Twitter, Colin?
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I’ll trade you the ring for 7 croquettes
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Good because I’ll never take you back bbz xoxo
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Luckily (for everyone) I don’t do much here except look at penises on a Friday 🥳
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
@stchoo.bsky.social well look at you on here, you paedo
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
That’s a great one 😍
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I can respect it
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Nicola. @nicolasillybum.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
You should start the fight
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