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Nic MacPherson

@nicmacpherson.bsky.social
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I'm not having a midlife crisis, I'm having a midlife opportunity.

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Familiar User @allbymymoansome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Without naming it, post a photo or gif from your favourite TV show.
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Beltalowda Expanse
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Honestly, a post workout soak makes all the difference.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You know I have strong feelings about this.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wish you would all stop making me feel so slut shamed. Because seeing you all makes me feel ashamed at how much sluttier I could be.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just want to roll over, look them in the eyes, and say with the deepest sincerity "could you do me a favour and fuck every single one of these intrusive thoughts out of my head?" Make me drained and smooth brained. Contract the perimeter of my existence to the dimensions of this bed.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Noted.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love the colour you bring into the world, into those you connect with, and into my life. 😍
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does this count as an unsolicited duck pic?
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First night in a new bed.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
YES! 🥵
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Nathan Fillion's Blasé Look
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I applaud your dedication to water conservation. 💦
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*Takes a deep breath.*
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Woke up in the mood to break something, or someone... Or if they're consenting, a little bit of both. I'm getting a new bed tomorrow and I want to give the old one a sendoff, like a Viking funeral where our bodies are the tinder to burn this fucker down.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That's kind my thing... I'm a tease. 😂
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Definitely. I'm way too sleepy to argue, just let me win this one. 😜
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You spelled "bit" wrong. 😏
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's like that colour was made for you. 💜
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Let's hear it for selective cropping. 😏
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As beautiful as the person it's inked into. 😘
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Carry on...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are better ways to contend with sleepless nights. Hopefully the right person will help me find them all.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why not? It's been a while. ngl.link/nicolasmacph...
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A little late for thigh Thursday, but I feel like leg day has been paying off.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's been a week.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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David Rose: Yes, I Would Like That Very Much
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly I haven't been feeling that great about my body lately, but I wanted to post something that wasn't a strategically taken thirst trap. So awkward mirror selfie it is.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I still have your Christmas gift to give you! 😂
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well there is a rhetorical question if I ever saw one...
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Rebelution Can I Get A Hell Yeah
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A bit of a throwback. Wondering if I should delve into the harnesses and fishnets look again. 🤔
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I should call her...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Soooo... Next trip?
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
OMG Hiiiii!!! You've been missed!!
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Giving away free feet? Bold of you. RIP to your inbox.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Paul Campbell: Well In That Case, Sold
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Logging off. Goodnight.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh that's a full ass wiggle.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Rubber Ducky you're the 1... Of 467
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That implies that you didn't have it at some point. 🤔
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Homer Simpson Goes Crazy: Don't Mind If I Do!
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well it's a lot of detail work, you know, dotting eyes, crossing tease...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Though, there are worse places to be... Productive. 😏
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
All work and no play makes Nic go something something...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's a good kind of afternoon to have.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well now I know what to get you for your birthday...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Noted.
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