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Nic MacPherson

@nicmacpherson.bsky.social
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I'm not having a midlife crisis, I'm having a midlife opportunity.

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Familiar User @allbymymoansome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Honestly, a post workout soak makes all the difference.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wish you would all stop making me feel so slut shamed. Because seeing you all makes me feel ashamed at how much sluttier I could be.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just want to roll over, look them in the eyes, and say with the deepest sincerity "could you do me a favour and fuck every single one of these intrusive thoughts out of my head?" Make me drained and smooth brained. Contract the perimeter of my existence to the dimensions of this bed.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does this count as an unsolicited duck pic?
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First night in a new bed.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Woke up in the mood to break something, or someone... Or if they're consenting, a little bit of both. I'm getting a new bed tomorrow and I want to give the old one a sendoff, like a Viking funeral where our bodies are the tinder to burn this fucker down.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Let's hear it for selective cropping. 😏
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Carry on...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are better ways to contend with sleepless nights. Hopefully the right person will help me find them all.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why not? It's been a while. ngl.link/nicolasmacph...
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A little late for thigh Thursday, but I feel like leg day has been paying off.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly I haven't been feeling that great about my body lately, but I wanted to post something that wasn't a strategically taken thirst trap. So awkward mirror selfie it is.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A bit of a throwback. Wondering if I should delve into the harnesses and fishnets look again. 🤔
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Logging off. Goodnight.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Rubber Ducky you're the 1... Of 467
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Though, there are worse places to be... Productive. 😏
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
All work and no play makes Nic go something something...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🇨🇦 There are worse ways to celebrate Canada Day, right?🇨🇦
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wagons, ho!
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Clothing is optional on Sundays, right?
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Does this count as an unsolicited duck pic?
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nocturnal animal.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My second favourite way to practice holding my breath and getting wet.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I know they say cleanliness is next to godliness, but I'd never be so religiously inclined. I just like the idea of you kneeling for me.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I've been kept in the background, hidden in the dark, nested in the shadows. I was born to live in the light, hoping to be seen, craving acknowledgement. My heart withers when wrapped in secrets. This daylight calls me.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I swear that last little patch of bubbles was protecting my modesty until the very end.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Still not a fan of shower stalls built for one, you know, for reasons...
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You know what to do. For yourself, for me, for all of us.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Trying to be more comfortable/confident in my own skin. Feeling stronger but squishy today.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
8+ hour drive tomorrow, fucking insomnia decided to rear it's ugly head. Gonna need all the coffee. Wish me luck.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cleanliness something something godliness, yadda yadda badonkadonk.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Rub a dub dub. Post training soak. I know, it doesn't rhyme.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Okay. Maybe the training is starting to pay off.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Serious faced shirtless Sunday
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Will someone get on this please?
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You know you want to. 😜 ngl.link/nicolasmacph...
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Anonymous messages!
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wagons ho.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Why not? What's the worst that could happen? (Famous last words)
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Avoiding bad habits, normally this would be the time when I'd make bad decisions to dull the pain, but now all I want is the healthy love they give. Three cheers for growth. (I'd still let them fuck away my pain though.)
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's all just a trick of the light.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
No chocolate is as sweet as your lips, no flower compares to your eyes, no gift is greater than your heart. I'm yours.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I totally understand why they say men are simple, we're basically a bunch of "if this, then that" statements attached to a phallus.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Sunday afternoon daydreams.
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Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If I'm not wondering if I'm getting the security deposit back on the hotel room, I'm going to be a little bit disappointed in us. I want to have trouble looking the person cleaning the room in the eye, because they're about to earn that tip.
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