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Nick Wasilieff

@nickwaswriting.com
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Comedy #Screenwriter telling stories about incompetent but lovable idiots and ne’er-do-wells. #scriptsky Former Creative Director, current Stay-At-Home Dad, forever a geek. Jack of no trades—master of some. Prince George, BC 🇨🇦 nickwascreative.ca

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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 16/03/2026
Man, I feel like mold. It's prom night and I am lonely. Lo and behold…
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 16/03/2026
Standing at a campfire while crushing beer and enjoying nature and the silence of a snowstorm is honestly my happy place.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 16/03/2026
I’m the last man standing at our afternoon backyard campfire amidst a snowstorm, desperately keeping it afire while singing to Teenage Dirtbag. THAT’S how cool I am, if you were wondering. Oop, Santeria just started playing, gotta go.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 13/03/2026
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The Rise of RentAHuman, the Marketplace Where Bots Put People to Work
WIRED spoke with the Zoomer founders of a platform where AI agents hire humans to do real-world tasks. Their pitch: "People would love to have a clanker as their boss."
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 11/03/2026
One of the smartest decisions any sporting league has ever has, is when F1 decided to let Netflix make Drive to Survive. When I watched that first season, I was hooked. Watching races & shopping for Red Bull Racing swag like a madman. Going on season 8 and I’m still mad about F1. It converted me.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 08/03/2026
Took a sunset photo tonight that’s obviously a t-rex cloud dashing across the Jurassic plains.
Red and orange sunset on a flat plain with a cloud shaped like a t-rex running across the horizon.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 08/03/2026
The first sip of beer on a Saturday.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 07/03/2026
Our house is one of those homes with rounded corners nearly everywhere, so I’ve had to resort to door jambs for scratching my back, which has been a blessing in disguise, thanks to the multiple sharp corners. Helluva scratch, let me tell ya!
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 06/03/2026
Lamorne Morris voicing Garfield in the new animated series is Ferguson-Approved!
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 06/03/2026
For the love of god, someone get Idris Elba some more movie/series roles so he doesn’t need to do commercials to hock AI bullshit! #filmsky
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 05/03/2026
Finished an outline for my first real attempt at a pilot after focusing on features for years. Suuuper stoked on how it’s all coming together. Going to dig into pages tonight. This feeling never gets old. It's my lifeline. #Scriptsky #Screenwriter
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 28/02/2026
We’re having a late, not-so-surprise birthday celebration at our house today, with family and friends. I misread the message plastered on our wall as “Cheers to 40 Beers,” and I’m just not going to bother rereading that sign and do as it commands.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 28/02/2026
A downside of both my wife & I being home full time — me as the househusband, her as the moneymaker — is that she often receives the chaos of the child(ren) as collateral damage. She’s essentially in the trenches with me. There are no reinforcements when we’re both overstimulated to the max 😂🤪
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 27/02/2026
A small scene from my feature WIP, The Proving Grounds for #Funpagefriday Nearly that time of the day for some truth serum, don'tcha think? #Scriptsky #Firstpagefriday
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 27/02/2026
Hey, #Scriptsky, I wanted to try something here. When you hear this song, what kind of scene does it conjure up inside your head?
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Comin' Up
YouTube video by Y.O.G.A. - Topic
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 23/02/2026
The Winter Olympics can never change their time of the year because I met my wife during the 2010 Olympics, so that’s always been a memory milestone for me, and I don’t need anymore confusion in my life.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 23/02/2026
After living across from a regional airport for these last 5 months, I have seen stuff that makes me understand why some folks think they see UFO’s/supernatural stuff. This area can get super foggy, and when those intense lights on the tarmac give’r, it can create some crazy light-show phenomena.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 22/02/2026
#Scriptsky What would be your theme songs for your Pilots/Features? THE PROVING GROUNDS - The Peter Gunn Theme by John Costanzo COOL CAT - Smuggler’s Blues by Glenn Frey ALL FOR YACHT - A Carribean remix of Just the Two of Us by
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 22/02/2026
I’m honestly really angry at America right now — hockey and the usual dumbf**ckery that’s going down there etc, etc, but you all need to do me a solid and protect McConaughey at all costs. #FilmSky #ScriptSky
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 22/02/2026
I went into this game aged 40, I came out aged 47.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 22/02/2026
Olympic hockey.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 22/02/2026
Round 1 of @nycmidnight.bsky.social done and submitted! I wasn't thrilled about getting Thriller, but I ended up with the darkest thing I’ve written to date, which was interesting! Thanks to @michaelbuonocore.bsky.social and @patrickwrites.bsky.social for the great feedback #ScreenwritingChallenge
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 21/02/2026
My alarm is set for 4:30 am on Sunday to be in front of the TV for the 5:00 am puck drop for the gold medal match and my Canadian, hockey-loving ass couldn't be more excited for it. I’m gonna be awake before my kids!
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 21/02/2026
It snowed like a son of a gun today, so I’ll look back at these sunsets from as far back as yesterday to remind me how fleeting the good weather can be at this time of year. Jk, it was frigid af when I took these photos and my hands hurt so bad after. #Winter #Sunset #photography
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 21/02/2026
Beer. #Beersky
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 19/02/2026
If we can take anything from the Bad Bunny halftime aftermath, the prevalence of the term “throwing a**” on my socials has increased tenfold, and that’s beautiful.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 17/02/2026
After juggling life events all weekend, and some prickly prompts, I'm finally sitting on an outline for NYCMidnight's #ScreenwritingChallenge that might just work (IT BETTER!). Now on to writing pages! HUZZAH! #Scriptsky #NYCMSWC
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 15/02/2026
Just got back from the arcade and I had to share this epic knockoff Pikachu that my kid won on the claw machine. We probably spent $80 in tokens to get him, but he was well worth it 😅 #sixsixsix #thenumberofthepokebeast
A knockoff Pikachu plushie wearing a blue and white panelled hat with an awkward pokeball graphic and a blue shirt that has the number 6 6 6 on it.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 15/02/2026
Well, folks, today officially marks my eligibility for @thegreylist.bsky.social. Now if only I could actually finish a script and have it meet the high level of excellence required! 😂 #scriptsky #screenwriter
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 14/02/2026
Oh, darn! I was dragged back to keraoke night. I guess I’ll sing a song or ten…
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 13/02/2026
#FirstPageFriday #FunPageFriday #Scriptsky List the #FirstTenVerbs in your WIP-- see if they feel active and interesting. 1. Pierces 2. Accents 3. Burns 4. Dig 5. Billows 6. Hurtles 7. Flickers 8. Fizzles 9. Illuminates 10. Roars
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 13/02/2026
With the prompts dropping tonight for NYCMidnight’s #ScreenwritingChallenge, it feels liie a good time to reshare the 1st page (& a bit) from my short, Salty, which was born from the 1st rd of this contest a few years ago. It’s evolved since, but still one of my faves! #Scriptsky #FirstPageFriday
First scene from a short script, titled Salty, written by Nick Wasilieff

The scene begins:

INT. OLD HOME - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Teacups. Collector plates. TRINKETS. A shrine to kitsch...

...and Jesus, whose framed image hangs crooked on a wall.

A dozen crosses of varying sizes surround him.
The monotone voice of MAURICE sounds out.

MAURICE (O.S.)
It's not normal for me to receive court-appointed clientele.

The aged voice of BRENDA answers as we see many photos of her displayed on a mantle. Always alone. Aging with every picture.

BRENDA (O.S.)
I heard you, umm, specialized in a certain type of therapy.

MAURICE (50s, bald, gaunt) listens from an armchair. The top of his head shines in the sunlight.

MAURICE
Ahh... So you're experiencing paranormal trauma?

BRENDA (O.S.)
Yes.

MAURICE
Is the spirit here at this moment?

BRENDA (70s, frail, frumpy) shifts on a plastic-covered couch. Scratches at an ANKLE MONITOR. Through large, thick glasses, her eyes are exhausted.

Behind Brenda's couch loiters J.A. (male, 17, a ghost). Bloody. Gray-skinned. Straggly shoulder-length hair. He wears a uniform of a blue polo and tan chinos. Only Brenda can see and hear him.

J.A.
Am I present, BrenDUH?

Brenda nods. Trembles. On the brink of emotional collapse.

MAURICE
If the spirit were still of this world, would I see them in their current placement?A continuation of the first scene from a short script, titled Salty, written by Nick Wasilieff

The scene continues:

BRENDA
Mm-hmm.

MAURICE
For your eyes only. Fascinating.

J.A.
How many times I gotta tell ya? Say sorry like you mean it, and I'll peace out.

Brenda is uncomfortable.

BRENDA
Sorry...

And unconvincing.

J.A.
Nah, I ain't buying it.

MAURICE
No reason to be sorry. Situations like this are never easy for the spirit or the haunted.

J.A.
What a dweeb.

MAURICE
Your personal connection to this spirit must be profound. Please enlighten me.

Brenda drifts into a daze.

The scene ends.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 13/02/2026
This quote is incredible. “You’re fighting like you’re the third monkey trying to get on the ark, and it’s starting to rain.” Highly applicable to life in general.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 13/02/2026
Like life, sunsets can be be unreliable and unpredictable, so when they shine, it’s unbelievable. #Sunset #Photography #Canada
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 12/02/2026
Happy @nycmidnight.bsky.social Screenwriting Challenge Eve to all those who celebrate, #Scriptsky! With the contest kicking off tomorrow night, here’s a friendly reminder that there’s a dedicated feed to follow for the contest that captures the hashtags #NYCMSWC & #ScreenwritingChallenge!
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Graham Stone Johnson @grahamification.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Check out @nickwaswriting.com's feature THE PROVING GROUNDS A grizzled career criminal trying to solve his wife's mysterious death has his lone-wolf ways threatened when an unknown 20-something nephew suddenly enters his life. #SpecScriptShoutout #ScriptSky #ScriptSky+
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 10/02/2026
Now is a great time to recommend the Canadian Curling comedy, MEN WITH BROOMS. I have yet to meet anyone on the socials who’s seen it, and honestly folks, it shows. Really missing out on this slice of pure Canadiana.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 09/02/2026
Drake Maye and the Patriots tonight:
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 09/02/2026
That half-time show was great, it would have been even more epic if the all the folks who were dressed as all the folliage started dancing. #SuperBowl
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 08/02/2026
With the Olympics in full swing and Super Bowl today, as Lakeview once sang, “it’s a bad day to be a beer.” #SuperBowl #Olympics2026
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 07/02/2026
I think I missed #ScriptChat tonight, but it’s because I’m at a brewery drinking.. errr… I mean collecting life experiences for writing purposes etcetra etcetra. #Scripsky
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 06/02/2026
I'm proud to be Canadian, and I LOVE the Olympics, but those opening ceremony outfits Lululemon forced our athletes to wear are an abomination. Criminal!
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 06/02/2026
"Man, this opening ceremony could not get any more Italian!" *Plays the Mario movie trailer on commercial break*
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 06/02/2026
Having an epic brainstorm session is a helluva feeling, but a feeling that's hard to remember for the other 99% of the time during the brain-smashing sessions that make up the rest of the writing process. #Scriptsky #Screenwriting
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 06/02/2026
For this #FunPageFriday, I’m posting two pages from my current WIP, “The Proving Grounds,” a noirish comedy drama set in 1959 Las Vegas. #Scriptsky #Screenwriter #FirstPageFriday

Less distant now...

ELLIS (O.S.)
I'm ruined! God dammit, I'm ruined!

The sound of fast-paced footsteps approaches Leyland.

A hand squeezes Leyland's necktie. Yanks his floppy head up.

ELLIS (late 50s, smooth tanned face placed between a FEDORA and a HAWAIIAN SHIRT) has a maniacal look in his eyes.

ELLIS (CONT'D)
Wakey, wakey, you son of a bitch!

Ellis backhands Leyland. SMACK!

Leyland jolts awake.

LEYLAND
Aye! I'm awake! I'm awake!

Leyland gazes up at Ellis. Concerned.

LEYLAND (CONT'D)
You okay, Ellis? Everything good?

ELLIS
You've ruined me, asshole!

LEYLAND
Wh-what happened?

ELLIS
Unbelievable!

Ellis releases the tie. Leyland's head clunks to the dirt.

ELLIS (CONT'D)
Leyland fucking happened!

Ellis paces. Turns and kicks dirt at Leyland.

Leyland heaves himself up off the ground. He winces. Groans.

A pile of smouldering rubble sits where Dough Re Meat once stood. In Leyland's terms: It's a goner.

Leyland locks eyes with the destruction.

LEYLAND
Oh, no! No, no! Ellis, this isn't
my work. I'd never do this to youThe fourth page from a script titled “The Proving Grounds” written by Nick Wasilieff.

The page starts mid-scene right after the previous image:

ELLIS
But you had everything to do with this, you absolute donkey!

LEYLAND
I... Uh... I...

ELLIS
When was the last time you had control over anything in your life?

Leyland shrugs. A non-verbal plea for forgiveness.

ELLIS (CONT'D)
I've told you over and over again
to retire! You need to get out.
This past year has been nothing but
scorched earth for you!

Ellis lets out a hopeless laugh.

ELLIS (CONT'D)
There's nothing but smoke and rubble behind you.

The pile of smoke and rubble smoulders behind Leyland.

Leyland fails to understand.

LEYLAND
You know I can't do that. It's all
I got! Ever since --

ELLIS
Horse shit! I got out of it and was doing fucking great until you ruined it! You need to find something to do and someone else to latch on to because I'm done!

LEYLAND
You have insurance, right? Ellis,
please tell me --

Ellis winds up and PUNCHES Leyland in the face.

Leyland crumples to the ground. He whimpers.

Ellis looms over him.

ELLIS
I might not be a god-fearing man, but that doesn't mean I welcome the Devil at my doorstep.

The page ends.A marketing poster for a comedy drama feature titled “The Proving Grounds” written by Nick Wasilieff.

The image on the poster depicts a black and while cityscape photo of Las Vegas cira 1950s, with a atomic bomb mushroom cloud looming over the city in the distance.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 06/02/2026
“I think you should make it funnier.” Well, well, well, don’t threaten me with a good time. #Scriptsky
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 05/02/2026
I realized today that we’re just shy of 9 days before prompts drop for @nycmidnight.bsky.social Screenwriting Challenge. I swear I checked the countdown last week and it said we had 40 days 😂 Roll call time! #scriptsky! Who’s joining in on the fun this year? #ScreenwritingChallenge #NYCMSWC
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 05/02/2026
28 Sausages Later It's still a horror story.
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 05/02/2026
This whole Gavin McKenna situation feels like it's pulled from a script. Young phenom athlete on the verge of being drafted 1st overall, punches a guy for ruthlessly insulting his Mom (allegedly) unprovoked (allegedly), is charged, and now faces jail time, putting his future in jeopardy. #Scriptsky
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Nick Wasilieff @nickwaswriting.com · 04/02/2026
Just stumbled upon this account with a criminally low follower count. As someone who can be creative and generous with my f-bombs in my writing (and in life when the kids aren't around), this is right up my alley! #Filmsky #Scriptsky
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