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Nick Wanserski

@nickwans.bsky.social
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Illustrator and writer Formerly The A.V. Club, currently occasional Retronauts illustrator, the St. Paul half of the Twin Cities. He/him

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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 23h
Francesca Fiore getting embarrassed at the party, again
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The noble sea cucumber
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*shaving of the corner of a single cashew with a nail file * “That’s a serving size!”
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing takes the fun out of eating nuts like paying attention to how many calories worth of nuts you’re eating.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In this iteration, some celestial accident could scatter alien tech with different properties and it all falls into random hands. No one really knows how it works so the hero, with a suit they also don’t understand, has to round it up. Incompetent hero vs. incompetent villains. Hijinks ensue.
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 10/10/2026
Capcom shows why expertise matters, with giant fights that wash out the lousy taste left by Wolverine and Control: Resonant. www.avclub.com/game-theory-...
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What's the antidote to a summer of crappy boss fights?
What's the antidote to a summer of crappy boss fights?
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks to physical media you can see it any time you like!
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All it took was ten years to eradicate any sense of shared morality and replace it entirely with subjective, post-modernist fiefdoms of either self-interest or malice.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the strangest things about These Times is never in my life has Doing The Right Thing been more out of fashion. Companies, government, news. None of them even give a glancing acknowledgment to performing any action in service of the greater good.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amazing
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I create an AI agent to read to my child. She has been programmed to love story time. This upsets my wife, so I’m forced to turn her off. It would make me sad, but I died 50 years ago and am just cycling through my uploaded commands. I’m a Ray Bradbury short story you read for 8th grade English.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s time to evolve past the belief the Grinch is a holiday-dependent occupation. Approached creatively, there are countless civic avenues through which to pursue Grinching.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s the time of year for drawing weird little guys.
Some lil’ masked goblin creature in a flowing cape decorated with moons, stars, and eyes skittering through the forest against a full moon
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even our boys in the trenches didn’t know chemical warfare like being caught in the slipstream of this man’s bourbon sweats.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You just know dude is off-gassing like a new shower curtain.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have ceded control of St. Paul to the turkeys. Going forward all civic concerns should be brought to the gaggle milling across from the cathedral on Summit and Selby.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are working dog breeds that just get anxious if they don’t have a task to perform.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It seems to be lessening as they get older, but after I had kids, I could not watch any horror featuring child endangerment. In general, as I get older and more aware of the fragility and difficulty of life, I feel much more judicious how violence and terror are deployed in art.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like that would have measurable health benefits.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone wants a benevolent dictator until that dictator wakes up from an amphetamine and AI chatbot bender convinced former crypto CEO’s have innocent souls trapped inside them that can only be freed by cutting them open.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You captured the grandiosity of the occasion quite nicely here.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still chewing over Lanterns and how I feel about the season overall. In ways that were both successful and not, it was pretty interesting to have a superhero show that could have been a play.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations! What a fantastic achievement. Melo’s illustration is appropriately epic as well.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It even has a child’s conception of proper entryway considerations as a Lincoln Log house.
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One week early for our Patreon subscribers: it's an ALL-HANDS PODCAST as Retronauts celebrates its 20th anniversary (bonus: episode 800!) Sign up & listen here: www.patreon.com/retronauts/p...
cover art by Greg Melo: an astronaut (with a Game Boy on their back) stands on a craggy planet surface staring at a huge television set. An Atari 2600 joystick, NES controller, Sonic cartridge, compact disc, and a PS Vita lie on the ground. Visible in the sky: Asteroids, Space Invaders, an entire Missile Command planet, and the Sega Saturn logo.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mummy Ernie from Sesame Street
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Working through a notion
A doodle of a group of trees captioned ACAB -All Copse Are Beautiful
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s the first time this election cycle I’ve thought about voting for her with anything other than despondent resignation.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was rough. I loved my sprites so much. There was a lot about moving in 3D space for the first time that was mind-blowing, but that boxy look ack of detail hurt.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m really enjoying Nigella Lawson as the co-host Great British Bake- Off so far. Her dreamy, sensual, aristocracy is a vibe the show has never had.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is there a way we can expand on this model? I think every car model deserves its own airbrushed character class. Electric -rogue Crossover -barbarian Sedans -ranger Pickup trucks don’t get anything until they lower hood profiles to below 5th grader height. Then they can have fighter.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Given the bafflingly enamored response to that very thing in The Mandalorian, sure seems like it wouldn’t have hurt.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll absolutely check it out
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have not, but wow, his stuff looks cool as hell!
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Spellcaster
Illustration of some kind of bestial wizard holding a sword-like wand and casting a spell that  looks like a 70’s Sesame Street cartoon.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I made a mountain of lemongrass pork and have been working through it with the perseverance of a North Dakotan dirt farmer on account of being the only one in my family to eat it. It’s too heavy on the soy, but otherwise fairly good and you can dress it up so it looks more impressive than it is.
One small serving of a mountain of lemongrass pork shoulder served over rice with an egg and topped with cilantro and scallion
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, and you never initiate intimacy.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just watched Arco with my kid. So French! Bittersweet, lonely, contemplative, and beautiful. Some questionable character model decisions aside, the animation is gorgeous. My son liked it, but it’s heavy stuff for a kid’s movie.
Poster for the animated movie Arco
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tired of not getting a Madeline Kahn reference without googling it.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m tired
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“But doctor, I am Pagliacci”
A snoozing Siamese cat in a ridiculous anti-birding collar
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinda think Arnold Schwarzenegger may be the one Republican who actually believes the things Republicans claim to believe.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I walk into a job interview with an iced coffee. They demand I drink it all right there. Though I gulp and I gulp the cup remains full. It is not an iced coffee but the whole of the world’s oceans. I am victim of a cunning illusion cast by the cruel Jötunn Skrýmir. I do not get the job.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listening and wanted to utilize the worst medium possible for a sincere sentiment. I don’t listen to reinforce my tastes. I love learning about groups i know a little or nothing of and getting context on their place in pop culture. Especially, as you say, that it’s become so fractured. So thanks!
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This makes sense because everything about it-from the aesthetic, to the sentiment, to the tone, and language is nothing but a Google analytics search. A 2010 Word Cloud updated by a theft machine. We like to defend art by saying anyone can do it, but not this person. AI is her only option
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like any candy bar that’s essentially a snack cupboard taped together with caramel.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I checked few episodes from the last season or iteration a few years ago and was pretty bummed by the writing. I’d love to hear it’s improved but at this point it feels best put to rest.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Christ, that’s so awful
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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