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Nick Vatterott Human Comedian

@nickvatterott.bsky.social
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Nick Vatterott Human Comedian @nickvatterott.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Amazing how "Celebrities should stay out of politics" and "Never trust the Federal Government" joined to become "Anyone who questions our Game Show Host president is a traitor."
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Eric Schmidt @talkingschmidt.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The Turtles have chosen a new Master Splinter
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Nick Vatterott Human Comedian @nickvatterott.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If you’re Christian & voted for Trump, please stop posting Jesus stuff. Pick a lane. He’s dismantling aid/help for the poor, sick, hungry, refugees, & oppressed on a global scale. Pretty sure he’d “Defund The Meek” if he could. Please get rid of your crosses & just wear a gold Trump around your neck
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Nick Vatterott Human Comedian @nickvatterott.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
There’s something about drinking motor oil at the store compared to drinking motor oil at home that just hits different
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Nick Vatterott Human Comedian @nickvatterott.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I fell asleep exactly at midnight last night. That’s the LAST time I let a hypnotist lead the countdown.
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Nick Vatterott Human Comedian @nickvatterott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Can’t find my audience, can someone trying calling it for me?
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