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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 28/09/2026

"Suddenly" should never be used. I will fight on this hill until I eventually back down.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 24/09/2026

Just renewed my Autism subscription for another year. 💉 💉 💪 💪

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 23/09/2026

Some people just ain't peopleing

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 17/09/2026

Email has always been and will always be my absolute least urgent form of communication. If you email me, you're essentially saying, "I don't care if you ever actually read this."

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 12/09/2026

I have so much in common with bacon... We're both high in fat and very salty.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 12/09/2026

I mean, if anything, a tampon wears you...

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 10/09/2026

Always do your best, whatever that means in that moment.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 10/09/2026

He's going after people who believe that a one-time payment of $5,000 will be a life-changing event

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 08/09/2026

Unfortunately, the world is run by Wrong Wolves and, in order to navigate it, we're required to feed them.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 08/09/2026

Look. I'm not interested in funding your horror film. Anyone making something *other* than horror anymore?

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 03/09/2026

Sometimes, I'm envious of people who can just eat a sandwich at an airport without washing their hands first. I'm always extremely aware of how unclean my hands are. What's it like not to know you have hands?

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 03/09/2026

I've been drinking these 5mg THC cocktails and I don't think I'm going back to alcohol after this.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 31/08/2026

So what do we do about it? I know the planet is dying. I know it's my fault. And I don't know what to do. We're driving off a cliff together and no single person can do anything to stop it.

On Monday, the Global Coral Reef Monitoring Network released a report finding that coral reefs lack sufficient time to recover between bleaching events, with intervals shrinking from decades to just five or six

years.

Rising ocean heat and pollution drive this decline, with lead author Manuel Gonzalez Rivero describing the trend as a "staircase of decline" and noting a steep change in coral cover since 2010.

The 2023 bleaching event was the most extensive on record, impacting 77% of the world's reef areas, while living coral cover has fallen 9.5% compared with the 1980-2009 historical average.

Pacific leaders gather in Palau on Aug 31 for the Pacific Islands Forum, where they are expected to coordinate climate priorities ahead of the COP31 conference later in 2026.

David Obura, chair of the Intergovernmental Science-Policy Platform on Biodiversity and Ecosystem Services, warned that "delayed action risks locking in irreversible losses," urging immediate investment in resilience solutions.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 29/08/2026

#hotTake No amount of sugar and cream can fix coffee made with Florida water. How do people live down here?

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 26/08/2026

How do you read an actual book on an airplane? With no arm/elbow room how do you even hold a book comfortably let alone turn a page? Are your body proportions that much different than mine? This is an impossible task.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 25/08/2026

40-something dudes who drive shirtless in their Dodge Neon is a vibe with which I don't vibe.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 24/08/2026

This is absolutely bullshit advice, fidelity. I can't *aim* to spend a certain amount on things like Groceries, housing, and healthcare because I literally have no control over those things. I also have no control over my salary. What the fuck kind of advice is this?

Consider allocating no more than 60% of take-home pay to essential expenses including housing, debt, repayment, and healthcare.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 22/08/2026

A few weeks ago, some friends and I participated in Portland's @48hourfilmproject.bsky.social. The genre we were assigned was "Musical." This was a challenge to pull off, for sure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHGM...

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Door To Door The Musical (A 48 Hour Film Project Film)

YouTube video by Evlas Productions

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 19/08/2026

The existence of a Whale Watch implies the existence of a Whale Warning.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 19/08/2026

It's a damn shame there's no river through Ukraine called *The Crimea River* What a fucking missed opportunity

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 19/08/2026

Mm. I love it when the seat is still warm from the guy before me. It's like a little Secret Santa to start my day

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 14/08/2026

Oh God. What's next? Are you going to say they use Electricity? The Internet? Don't tell me they let Millennials work there too!

"New Orleans First City to Acknowledge Use of Al for 911 Calls"

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 13/08/2026

No. The drive to the beach is more dangerous than the shark at the beach.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 04/08/2026

I shared a film idea based on the phrase "everything happens for a reason" with a real, live, actual human that I know and they thought it was a great idea.... "A romance version of *Final Destination*" and I think that's my new log line

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 25/07/2026

Once again, I'm biking to support The Dempsey Center. This is a great service that helps so many people who are going through cancer - either as patients or supporters. Please help me raise money. support.nicksalve.com

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2026 Dempsey Challenge

The Dempsey Challenge is an annual run/walk and cycling event taking place Saturday, September 19th, 2026 in Lewiston, Maine. All funds raised during Dempsey Challenge go directly to making life bette...

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 24/07/2026

Look, it's an honor to be on the Totem Pole at all....

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 23/07/2026

What the hell happened to YouTube's font?

My YouTube home screen with a very different font

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 23/07/2026

All together, folks: I'm a great guy with great skills and I'm doing great....

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 22/07/2026

I saw an ad on Instagram for some expensive tool that gives you clear ice. I made it at home with a cup and water from my tap. Don't waste your money, folks.

Me holding a perfectly clear piece of ice

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 22/07/2026

🎵 You can stand under my paraguas, aguas, aguas, eh.... 🎵

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 20/07/2026

If we're going to use the expression "early bird" to denote the beginning of a sign-up window, then the following windows should be called: Bird Late Bird I'm open to suggestions.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 11/07/2026

Since when is Wendy's puttin pickles on my 6? This ain't popeyes.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 09/07/2026

If I hear one more person refer to "the working class," I'm gonna... Idk... Hear it again, I suppose. What you mean is "people" "The working class" is "people"

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 09/07/2026

The whole damn idea is a scam. I'm done voting. Nothing matters. #prayForMaine

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 08/07/2026

I mean, we should all be proud of *something* I guess...

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 06/07/2026

"It's quiet in here..." "Yeah. A completely non-suspicious amount of quiet..." "Yeah... A little *too* non-suspicious...." #amWriting

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 06/07/2026

🎵 🎵 Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll... 🎵 🎵

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 03/07/2026

I saw my wife's *Herbal Essences Jojoba Oil* in the shower. It's supposed to give full, beautiful hair after the first use. I don't know... I've drank pretty much the whole bottle and I don't see any results.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 03/07/2026

if (this.isStressingMeOut) { this.isStressingMyWifeOut(); }

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 02/07/2026

🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE THURSDAY🔥 🔥 If you're going to take the time to write a TL;DR, put it at the top of your post. Putting it at the bottom defeats the purpose as it will be the last thing I read.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 01/07/2026

Donald Trump is trying to shut down research into Fusion technology because of the 640MW current used for the electromagnets is "A dangerous use of unregulated power." This is being called "the most hypocritical statement ever made" #jokes #notTrue #pleaseDontRT #fakeNews

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 30/06/2026

If any trans people want to mow my lawn, let me know. That's about all I'm in the market for.

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · 30/06/2026

I've vowed never to start a sentence with "suddenly."

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