Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Every intermediate form between a bikini bottom and a thong is basically a stylised wedgie. 1140
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I just read the Epstein birthday book. It's dismal sexual exploitation, dressed up as NY power porn. Everyone in the book should be in prison, or at least engulfed in an avalanche of very public shame. Publish every name. Publish them now. 020
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 06/09/2025It's a bit mad that QAnon's mad account of the Epstein files appears more credible than the one now being offered by the President. To be honest, the latter feels more like something a third rate improv troupe might attempt. 000
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Technically, the only animal you can kidnap is a goat. 210
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025It's like she never went away. God help us all. 000
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025'The Russian military sucks' is quite the understatement. 😬 000
Reposted by Nick PellingMaddy Myers 🏳️🌈 @midimyers.com · 04/09/2025why does "you've read your last free article" sound so threatening 1917115
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I'm excited about seeing the latest in animatronics at the White House later. 000
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Sade: Huge Alligator Everyone: no, that's not the words Sade: Huge... Alligator Everyone: no, are you feeling ok? Sade: Huge Alligator! Huge Alligator: chomp chomp chomp chomp 130
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Which ones are Aliens and which ones are Predators? 020
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Soundtrack: #HugeOrangeTraitor He can't even tell the truth about being alive or dead. 000
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Probably not yet, but your crate of prosecco will still be good for a while. 000
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I JUST MET THESE THREE CRAZY GUYS WHO APPEARED IN MY BEDROOM, BUT FRANKLY I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH RIDICULOUS SOCIALIST STORIES SINCE SLEEPY JOE WAS IN 'POWER', I THINK I'LL CARRY ON JUST AS I AM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER! 130
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 30/08/2025That's a duff response (which I heartily approve). 010
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Everyone knows Jack Daniels Old No. 7 brand. But what came before? Old No. 6: Divorce In A Bottle Old No. 5: Punch Drunk Punch Old No. 4: It's Gonna Work This Time, I Swear Old No. 3: I'll Fight You All... I Love You, Man Old No. 2: Fire Hazard, Do Not Inhale Old No. 1: When Alchemy Goes Bad 141
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I remember visiting Activision/Mediagenic in Southampton one morning: some developers were in with their BBC Micros Econetted together. One guy asleep at his keyboard woke up and groggily turned to us (me and Peter Sleeman?) with all the key caps imprinted across his face. It was not a good look. 😬 010
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Should Iron Man's operating system be rewritten in Rust? 140
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2025The #1 reason for chaining simpler regexes is to get them all through code review without major incident. 110
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Most regexes really aren't the cryptic footguns some people like to paint them as. But beyond a certain level of complexity, you won't find a lot of love for them, I'm afraid. 😬 110
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Honey, what makes you think they ever let it go cold? 000
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2025The arc of history is long, and only has room for animals sitting side by side. 000
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2025These days, I tend to chain together simpler regexes, to avoid going completely demented trying to read them back. 😬 That said, here's a link to an IPv4 regex I posted on Stack Overflow last year (and have used several times since): stackoverflow.com/questions/11...stackoverflow.comUsing a RegEx to match IP addressesI'm trying to make a test for checking whether a sys.argv input matches the RegEx for an IP address... As a simple test, I have the following... import re pat = re.compile("\d{1,3}.\d{1,3}.\d{1,... 110
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2025It's quite impressive how bad a good regex can get. 110
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 26/08/2025A banana republic or a banana democracy? It's so hard to tell the two apart these days. 010
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Facebook is actually quite easy to drop, unless you want to keep up with what your fascist-leaning grandparents are up to. 010
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Of course! These even included a beefed-up Acorn Atom running Elite. I also got to play Aardvark Atom Galaxians on real hardware for the first time in decades. 😁 ...though I should note that the nice guy behind the exhibition (Paul) is staunchly in the Z80 camp, but don't hold that against him. 😸 110
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I had a really nice time at the Archive of Retro Computing at Kingston University, which was like my loft but with helpful labels. And machines that actually turn on. The exhibition is on until this Thursday, catch it if you can! Recommended! 1174
Nick Pelling @nickpelling.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Apparently my Dickensian cosplay was even better than I thought. 010