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Nickocalypse

@nickocalypse.bsky.social
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I can quit coffee anytime I want, I just don’t wanna. After Effects wizard who plays too many games and knows too many things about movies. Make incredibly dumb things on youtube: www.youtube.com/@nickblomgren

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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 13h
Everytime I see a multiplayer guide for anything, let alone an fps: Chapter 01: Shoot the enemy players. “Thanks unofficial guide!” *Jumps in the air with the book. Freeze frame while the music outtro plays.*
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Diagnosed and fighting cancer at 39. Not planning to fall off a cliff for my 40’s. Rather have whatever the opposite of that. Strapped to a rocket Wille E. Coyote-style or something.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s never “complete”.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Camera needs to be closer to the ground. Like halfway clipping into it.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BRING BACK DROWNING MARIO ON LEDGES YOU COWARDS!
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want a recount of the last AI Influencer Election.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The inverse of this is a 20-something declaring: “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THAT I PLAYED, LET-ALONE SURVIVED: THIS GAME MADE MORE THAN TEN YEARS AGO!”
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Max58 @max58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twilight Princess inspired art I did recently #LegendofZelda #TwilightPrincess
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The OG 𝗦𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝟮 was released in Japan 25 years ago today! Such a huge game in the horror genre. Great to see the series still going strong now.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like the FaceOff film logic that once you replicate a persons face and wear it: The rest of the body just sorta happens to become that person too. Even if it’s just a mask. I’m slowly realizing they explained the tech in FaceOff better than the MI films. I now dislike everything I just wrote.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As someone who is not a New Yorker, navigating all this after a cancer diagnosis has not been fun.
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Videogames arent dead but the industry sure as fuck is.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So that’s how I got it.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With the type of game it is, all I gotta say: Sony really screwed up leaving PC at this exact moment.
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 14/09/2026
The "Adults Only" ranking has been removed from Nighthawks! Everything is set for launch on the 22nd! Phew. What a roller coaster. Thank you everyone for your amazing support while we got this sorted. If you weren't able to wishlist before, now you can! store.steampowered.com/app/1221950/...
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bitmaps and 2D images need memory- and the N64 didn’t really… have a bunch of memory. ☹️
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To clarify even more, because my original opinion was SO WELL WRITTEN (sarcasm) I do think streamers share in the responsibility in this: I’m more upset at the incentive structures and the people at the top who make these decisions: A boss telling designers to think of DSP should be fired.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely- One thing I think is tripping people up is that I phrased my opinion with “most of”. That’s on me. Wish I could edit that. There isn’t one definitive answer, but I do find this particular issue overlooked.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh just 2005? So when I graduated high school which was only a few years ago… …Wait.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And to clarify: I am not blaming in absolutes “why things are a certain way”. I find it odd that we seem to have endless evidence of what I described, and there at least from my perspective not much discussion on it. Unless there has been, I learned about the DSP shout-out with GOW here. Ouch.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I find the explanation that a team of people decided to make/outsource their expensive assets first, before white-boxing or planning a map: Less likely than a bunch of C-Suit morons giving the game to advertisers who are incentivized to pay more attention to people giving them money than playing.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mario Kart is the one most people have played and it’s been consistently excellent. CTR has no business being better than MK, but it is. Can’t talk about the remake, but the original saw what Diddy Kong Racing did structurally and then applied it to the most satisfying kart racing mechanics ever.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think we should normalize the idea that most of these forced-on, yellow-paint and fart lines: Have to do with the fact that there’s a bunch of streamers that are bad at streaming, because they are more engaged in their chat while playing. It’s why we barely have tutorials with text anymore.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“It’s not pornographic! For the last time: The horses are a metaphor Cheryl!” “Well if they’re not horses then why are they naked?!” “Oh- Cherrryyllll!” *Camera racks in on exasperated Valve staff surrounding Cheryl. Studio audience laughs and cheers. Sitcom theme music of the show plays.*
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s always been the sad truth of the matter. The issues Valve has is a laundry list. Not counting GOG or Itch: The issues that its competitors have are cataclysmic. If Steam wasn’t around we’d be all Stadia users forced giving Sweeney AI data for Unreal Engine.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would pay money, so I wouldn’t have to hear what a CEO says about anything. And I mean anything. Like even positive things about why things succeed like in this case. The C-Suite right now are a bunch of people who’ve failed upwards so much, I’m surprised the head of Sony knows who Spider-Man is.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think people forget: When he reviewed games on tv he was usually the uninformed wrong opinion guy. -Make your own joke about his opinions on life outside of game reviews here-
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why are you clearly stating that Minish Cap looks like a Java game? That’s a super weird take. Not what you meant at all? I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what you meant. Unless we’re talking down on that ET game which is IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE ITS PERFECT.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Second and third game do pair you with a very talkative AI that gives commentary and hints. But even in the 90s his verboseness was something that could be edited in options. (Or just not clicked on.) Loved the TV 90’s sci-fi vibe of the whole series. High recommendation.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Recommend the remake of the first game, because it’s more in-line with the second and third. I did a little AI upscale test years ago on the second game. Quality of this tech has changed leaps and bounds since then, but it was an honest first attempt trying to clean old res footage.
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Buried in Time (AI Upscale)
YouTube video by Nick Blomgren
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wait?! There’s been a Kojima game that hasn’t gone over budget? I know the leadership at Sony that fostered the Kojima relationship has all but left, but they could still like, I dunno, google this guy?
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One day while standing in-line at a Good Will, I had to turn around and tell this woman who I had never met or talked too that she should return the doll in her cart because: “I had seen this movie before, and that thing is going to kill you.”
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This doesn’t bum me out too much considering I made myself in MetaHuman once and said: “Well, shit, that’s me.”
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now that it’s a quarter century later, I feel more comfortable asking a very important question: How does anyone forget 9/11?! That’s not physically possible! That’s not a thing anyone who remembers that day just forgets! Do the people asking that question forget?! If so, that’s messed up!
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Matt @becausebecause.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can't be the only one to have seen this "It happens on PS5" and immediately think this right now with Sony
Altered text to say "Shit happens on PS5" on a Sony commercial
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I miss Presto Studios and the Journeyman Project trilogy is incredible.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The character arch of her literally becoming a Metroid or something adjacent to one, over the course of the games is actually kinda amazing.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ll say a prediction… After I consult with my lawyer, AFTER the forensic analysis is complete, so I can validate whether or not I’m allowed to own the game after I’ve purchased it with maximum amount of money asked for the product. This is such a fun timeline. Wolverine! SNIKT! lml-.-lml
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am. And thanks for nice message. Sharing my cancer stuff has been an afterthought on my blusky, but it is something that is happening and I am hopefully winning. I’m on very heavy chemo drugs and we’re basically blasting it and everything else physically has been in the green so far.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I used this far longer than I wish to admit.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For phones it can be a bit more all-over-the-place, but if you’re on desktop and getting ads and tons of slop content, you do have tools that can fight against this nonsense. Take the time to install some, you won’t regret it.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s time to install some plugins so you don’t get shorts and just have a feed based on who you’re subscribed too.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Your post “I played this game today” was reposted by “MY SON IS ON FIRE 🔥☹️ AND I CANT SAVE THEM”.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It looks like new today. Like nothing happened. Game is now wrapped up pretty nicely lol.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For years I had a ruined manual of FFVII. It got stuck in my backpack when I was in jr. high and got covered with markers. For years I sorta had it stashed away. Then maybe over two decades later I checked the manual and the ink had hardened and naturally fell off. Should have hair dried it sooner.
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very, very early days translation in the works atm: www.dreamcast-talk.com/forum/viewto...
dreamcast-talk.com
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Nickocalypse @nickocalypse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What is a Raleigh? Wrong answers only.
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