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I like the jump cuts you added where you're in the middle of the car just yelling out a single word or phrase (THE JAB!). It's a clever way to insert an extra joke here and there. ✌

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 14h

Spooky beer season is here and I'm repurposing every graphic that I can get me stubby little fingers on.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 16h

Looks like Inspector Clouseau is on the case. 🙄

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 16h

60% is a failing grade in most schools.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 16h

Sounds like what they are trying to do in the U.S.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 16h

I just accidentally laundered some money. Per my legal counsel, I'm turning myself over to the authorities on Wednesday. Please respect the privacy of my family during this difficult time.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm going to grow out my pinkie nail like a drug person, because I'm tired of getting a knife dirty every time I need a lil slice of butter.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Political violence rarely results in a positive outcome. Don't believe me? Just ask this J6er who was elected in Wisconsin and now receives death threats to his family. Or perhaps Margie Greene can weigh in. There's a saying. Something about sowing and reaping...I'm not sure exactly how it goes.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Radiohead and posting a lemonade recipe on the fridge board with the chemical names of the ingredients. This is what happens when I'm unsupervised.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What shall I name my raft? Why, The Joan Collins Special, of course.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The only reality show anybody should be watching right now is The Real Housewives of Transylvania! 🔊

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A picturesque farm in Ohio, now in Technicolor:

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Found a drink melted into a curb.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sir, I literally haven't eaten for several dozen minutes.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Enema is a lot better than it's original name of dumper pumper.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hiring, wage and price numbers don't come from polling.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm naming one of my kids in honor of a horror classic. I can't wait to meet you, Videojerome.

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Don't Be Afraid to Let Your Body Die

ALT: Don't Be Afraid to Let Your Body Die

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So just basically whatever I imagine a Bavaria to be like and they are!?

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I watched Evil Dead Burn. It was decent. The setting was nice, the gore was good and there were a couple of choices that were genius. Unfortunately, I don't think it was as good as Evil Dead Rise and the guy playing the dad reminded me of Bill Burr every time he was on screen. 6/10

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Evil Dead Burn (2026)

ALT: Evil Dead Burn (2026)

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It was nice of Matt Gaetz to loan Vivek his hair.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You go bobbin' for apples on Halloween and nobody says anything. You do it in an Applebee's toilet and you get kicked out. Make it make sense.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else." Everyone else has machines for that now. You're just poor.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've included in my will instructions to play Who Let the Dogs Out for 30 minutes straight at my funeral.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me: It's nice to hear the pitter patter of little feet in our home again. Wife: Just kill the fucking spider already!

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got the wife a calender for the new year. ***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters*** October is the majestically spooky floof known as Winston: #Caturday

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm not a chef, but whatever this is is $69. I'll take at least two.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Okay, so I guess Warner Bros. and Paramount didn't like my name idea of Pararner Brounts.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anybody know how to get rid of fat rolls on the back of your neck? I've tried eating more, but that just made it worse. I think I'll just get a sharpei to distract from me. I will continue to accept belly rubs.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can't believe I never noticed this in Batman. Tim Burton was a wild man back in the day.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Should've gotten a pic with his vocal sac inflated.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If a cop hits a deer with their car do you think they plant guns and drugs on the corpse before they call it in?

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If I were on the X-Men team; Name: Hindsight Power: Knows exactly what should have been done after the fact. Catchphrases: "I knew it!" "You know what you should've done?" "What I would've done is..." "You know what they say about me? I'm 20/20." *throws a pair of glasses at someone*

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A former employer once called a union busting meeting. The regional manager came down to tout their competitive wages. I raised my hand and and asked "How exactly is the lowest possible wage you can legally pay us competitive?" May everyone's life be blessed with moments like that.

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Alec Baldwin's Brass Balls in Glengarry Glen Ross

ALT: Alec Baldwin's Brass Balls in Glengarry Glen Ross

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Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Found an incredibly beautiful Halloween moth on my neighbor’s car this morning.

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what I'm wearing next President's Day!

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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You say that with a straight face when you speak with imaginary voters and couldn't deliver on increasing the minimum wage, among so, so many other things. Retire.

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