Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 14hIt's smore season!static.klipy.comRalph Fiennes in The MenuALT: Ralph Fiennes in The Menu 020
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 20hIf a cop hits a deer with their car do you think they plant guns and drugs on the corpse before they call it in? 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 21hIf I were on the X-Men team; Name: Hindsight Power: Knows exactly what should have been done after the fact. Catchphrases: "I knew it!" "You know what you should've done?" "What I would've done is..." "You know what they say about me? I'm 20/20." *throws a pair of glasses at someone* 020
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A former employer once called a union busting meeting. The regional manager came down to tout their competitive wages. I raised my hand and and asked "How exactly is the lowest possible wage you can legally pay us competitive?" May everyone's life be blessed with moments like that.static.klipy.comAlec Baldwin's Brass Balls in Glengarry Glen RossALT: Alec Baldwin's Brass Balls in Glengarry Glen Ross 001
Reposted by Nick KatzWeltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Found an incredibly beautiful Halloween moth on my neighbor’s car this morning. 914927
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Walmart is out here thinking that they're dunking on Doritos by making their knockoff chip exponentially colder than their competitors. "Glacier Ranch" Wish they would have used some of that cold chip research money on more ranch dust. I'm fine with room temp chips. 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw Resident Evil and loved it. It's its own thing and Austin Abrams is a perfect everyman. Lots of gore and funny, but ever so excessive, humor. 9/10 I also saw Backrooms. It was good. Not knowing the origins well, it was all new to me, which added to the experience. 7/10static.klipy.comResident EvilALT: Resident Evil 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How many baby teeth should I still have at the age of 40? Hi. I've amassed over 84,000 individual baby teeth and 8 full matching sets. How do I fit them all in my mouth? Why, by the handful, of course. For only $37.95 I'll send you a complimentary e-book that'll teach you how to do the same. 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I snurped (sneezed and burped at the same time and now I can smell colors. 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I took a selfie of me having a great time working nonstop. My work space is just out of frame. 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's been a while since I kind of wanted to see an animated movie in theaters. m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ7o...m.youtube.comRAY GUNN | Official Trailer (2026) 4KYouTube video by JoBlo Movie Network 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's fall, ya'll!static.klipy.comLinus & Snoopy Play in Fall LeavesALT: Linus & Snoopy Play in Fall Leaves 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My wife's wedding vows were about four paragraphs. Mine was just "You're the man now, dog!" and a fist bump 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026loudly exclaiming to no one in particular "When in Rome!" before taking a bite of a used coffee filter that I rolled into a burrito. 020
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not a lot of tuba solos in rock songs. Just imagine Jiminy Page shredding on the t during Stairway to Heaven!static.klipy.comClub Penguin 3D Penguin Playing TubaALT: Club Penguin 3D Penguin Playing Tuba 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My wife said that she was deficient in vitamin D so I won her some Justice League Ducks from Cici's. I'll never not win her ducks. That's my pledge to voters. 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is amazing. Also, stop staring at me. m.youtube.com/watch?v=NyUq...m.youtube.comA Simulation of Auditory and Visual Hallucinations in Schizophrenia and Bipolar Disorder ManiaYouTube video by Dr. Ryan Messatzzia 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've had time to think about it and I guess the question I get asked the most is "Can you wash the dishes?" 011
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I keep trying to explain to my parents that I don't owe them 24 years worth of "some kind of delinquent child to parent alimony monies." Will Smith was right.static.klipy.comWill Smith Slaps Chris Rock at the OscarsALT: Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock at the Oscars 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hollywood Exec: "We've greenlit another horror remake." Music Supervisor: "I'll find a white lady to whisper cover a song for the trailer." 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026These beef prices are getting out of hand. The other day I walk into a McDonalds and the burger's are all "Market price" now.static.klipy.comJim GaffiganALT: Jim Gaffigan 020
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Time for one of my all time favorite so-bad-it's-good movies; Hackersstatic.klipy.comHackers MoviesALT: Hackers Movies 110
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I finally took the wife's advice to wax my back. I don't think I can take getting tranq'd by animal control again. 000
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Every @pantspants.bsky.social can be a Spooky Pants if you've got moxie. 0743
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The plumber said we had jittery pipes. Well, I guess one of us lied about no more coffee grounds down the sink... 121
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How are these gas station clerks getting away with just disappearing Dads, really just innocent Dads, who are simply trying to buy cigarettes on a solo outing? The lame stream media won't talk about this! 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There needs to be an explanation. You can't come out full dyed wig and then just be like "Trans, booooo, amiright!?" 130
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I got the wife a calender for the new year. ***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters*** September is one of everybodies favorites; Lil Michael Myers and his toy: #Caturday 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me, explaining to the wife why more people should like The Happening:static.klipy.comDetective Crashmore: It's Kind Of A Cosmic GumboALT: Detective Crashmore: It's Kind Of A Cosmic Gumbo 110
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sometimes I wonder if Alfred would ever tell anyone about how he finds shit covered batsuit bottoms clogging the washer from time to time. I bet he wouldn't tell anyone, but he'd definitely strategically deploy this information during an argument with Batman.static.klipy.comAlfred Dcamu Alfred ShotgunALT: Alfred Dcamu Alfred Shotgun 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sometimes I wonder if Batman ever gets home to find Alfred walking around wearing pieces of the Batsuit and making fun of the voice. "Tell me where to find The Dust Bunny!"static.klipy.comBatman Superhero: Rooftop VigilanceALT: Batman Superhero: Rooftop Vigilance 010
Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Raising Cane's has been around 30 years. I feel like they're gonna figure out how to avoid steaming fries and toast any day now.static.klipy.comArchimedes Discovers Volume DisplacementALT: Archimedes Discovers Volume Displacement 010
