Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 5hTwo freshly baked croissants: one is plain and one is “pumpkin-spice.” 011
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 17hThis is the posture of someone leaning as far away as they can from an unchanged diaper. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Zombies eat brains, so this one is still hungry. 010
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The most handsome guy I know also has the physique of a rotisserie chicken. Here is proof. 010
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Upon reflection I realize now that reading my wife’s mammogram results to her in a TV announcer’s voice was a bad idea. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/09/2026America’s finest news source has to take priority. 010
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Next up, machine gun nests in the Kennedy Center. 001
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s really REALLY easy to mistranslate “I need to donate blood” …to… “I need to perform a blood sacrifice” … and you might just make some really great friends. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Leonard sometimes sleeps like this because this is how you sleep when you are just a little baby guy. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 17/09/2026To whom it may concern. Just to follow up here, both said Hoot and Holler have been raised, and on advice of council I am reserving my right to make a Fuss and/or Bother. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 110
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mouth open just wide enough for the apple juice to slowly dribble out. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Per my last email, I want it to be clear that I will be raising both a hoot and a holler. Best regards. 110
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve been re-reading LOTR, and I’m currently reading the Scouring of the Shire. Last night I began to feel very sad that they didn’t include it in the films, it certainly feels timely today and would have been a good cultural touchstone for how to think about facism and despotism growing at home. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You do not need to be invited in order to attend! 0121
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve been telling people at parties that, technically, if your Mayonnaise wasn’t made in the city of Mahón, it’s just sparkling salad dressing. Lots of blank stares. 180
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just gotta say I think I really would have enjoyed Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails. 001
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I came here to post this exact GIF … and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who immediately thought of this sketch when I saw this design. 120
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I knew that mountain lions were friend-shaped for a reason. 0120
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The fuck? Are there any map providers not run by cowards and collaborators? 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Deep hoods - great for avoiding eye contact during moments of vulnerability and focus. 040
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yesterday I was driving through the outskirts of a suburban neighborhood and saw a low, mean, brick building with narrow windows and a tall fence. I immediately thought 'why is there a county jail so close to this residential neighborhood?' It was, of course, a Middle School. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“We are perishing for want of wonder, not for want of wonders.” 010
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Rest in peace, Dolly Parton. She was a legend of talent, kindness, and generosity. We need more people like her in times like this. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My 13yo has been really enjoying @scalzi.com's books - especially the Old Man's War series, but if comedy is a primary element you might steer more towards Redshirts or Starter Villain. @marthawells.com's Murderbot Diaries are also great, funny adventures. 020
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you can, I'd encourage you to help these folks preserve some pretty amazing history: The Cinema Museum: HELP US BUY OUR HOME www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/the-cinema...crowdfunder.co.ukThe Cinema Museum: HELP US BUY OUR HOMEAfter 40 years of uncertainty, we have a chance to secure our home. We need £500,000 to purchase our home and we have five months to do it! 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A finer epitaph was never written or read. 010
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I think this also applies to the vast majority of non-in-person interactions off the internet, and a healthy chunk of in-person interactions. Like, a big portion of couples therapy is just focused on teaching people to communicate well with each other. 030
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Technically, if your Mayonnaise wasn’t made in the city of Mahón, it’s just sparkling salad dressing. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“No one would believe you anyway.” 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is perhaps the best way to find out which of your friends are narcs. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Fun activity: 1 - Buy fake severed head from Halloween store 2 - Place in clear plastic bag at the back/bottom of your freezer 3 - Later, nonchalantly ask a visiting friend to get a pint of ice cream from the freezer 4 - Share results here after you are released from police custody 100
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sure, sex is great, but have you tried flagging AI slop on LinkedIn? 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have cured my insomnia. Every night as I settle down to sleep, I listen to the audio book of The Silmarillion. The details of elves migrating, and their grudges about rocks, all read in Andy Serkis’ beautiful voice - it works literally every time. I’m sleepy thinking about it. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sad news - Wonder Man was maybe the best MCU episodic show that they produced. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 28/07/2026That series was pretty good until they started with the spinoffs. Vales vs Hills kinda jumped the shark 010
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Just wait for the Gilgamesh Cinematic Universe. 160
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Intellectually, I knew that cats must fart from time to time, but today at the age of 46, is the first time in my life I’ve actually heard it for myself. Adorable. 10/10 would recommend. 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I can never remember ... what happened to Marie Antoinette? 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“You can’t extort the world! I’M extorting the world!” 000
Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 12/07/2026by 2036 it is expected that every person buying a home will have been featured (at least once) in an episode of House Hunters on HGTV. 000