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Nick From Hard Reset

@nickfromhardreset.bsky.social
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My job is to meet the smartest people on the planet and ask them what they’d like to rethink from the ground up, and also if there’s a good lunch spot nearby that they’d recommend.

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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 5h
Two freshly baked croissants: one is plain and one is “pumpkin-spice.”
A photo of two beautiful cats curled up in the shape of crescents, sunning themselves on a denim quilt.  One cat, the larger of the two, is a classic orange tabby.  The other, petite and lovely, is a tortoiseshell cat with white feet.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 17h
This is the posture of someone leaning as far away as they can from an unchanged diaper.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Zombies eat brains, so this one is still hungry.
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Ordinary Shena @originalshena2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tom Tenney is dying and has a very modest GoFundMe up to try to pay for oxygen and his medication and to try to keep his family housed when he's gone. He's comics people. Please donate, share, anything helps. www.gofundme.com/f/help-marve...?
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Donate to Help Marvel Artist Tom Tenney Thru His Final Chapter, organized by Christina Durbin
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A meme of Muhammad Saeed Al-Sahhaf (also known as “Baghdad Bob”) who is notorious for making clearly false statements  during the invasion of Iraq.  In this meme the text is a quote from Bob’s most famous student, Donald Trump: “It was just announced that we have the best economic numbers of any president in the history of our country.”
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The most handsome guy I know also has the physique of a rotisserie chicken. Here is proof.
An orange cat, a delightfully handsome one, is in a less-than-dignified position as he attempts to groom his belly.  His resemblance to a rotisserie chicken is clear, but given his size it might be more appropriate to compare him to a roast turkey.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Upon reflection I realize now that reading my wife’s mammogram results to her in a TV announcer’s voice was a bad idea.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
America’s finest news source has to take priority.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next up, machine gun nests in the Kennedy Center.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s really REALLY easy to mistranslate “I need to donate blood” …to… “I need to perform a blood sacrifice” … and you might just make some really great friends.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leonard sometimes sleeps like this because this is how you sleep when you are just a little baby guy.
A gorgeous, husky orange tabby cat laying on his back, with his head tilted as far back as possible, so you can see the soft fur of his chin and neck.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can confirm!
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To whom it may concern. Just to follow up here, both said Hoot and Holler have been raised, and on advice of council I am reserving my right to make a Fuss and/or Bother. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mouth open just wide enough for the apple juice to slowly dribble out.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Per my last email, I want it to be clear that I will be raising both a hoot and a holler. Best regards.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been re-reading LOTR, and I’m currently reading the Scouring of the Shire. Last night I began to feel very sad that they didn’t include it in the films, it certainly feels timely today and would have been a good cultural touchstone for how to think about facism and despotism growing at home.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You do not need to be invited in order to attend!
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve been telling people at parties that, technically, if your Mayonnaise wasn’t made in the city of Mahón, it’s just sparkling salad dressing. Lots of blank stares.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just gotta say I think I really would have enjoyed Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I came here to post this exact GIF … and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who immediately thought of this sketch when I saw this design.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I knew that mountain lions were friend-shaped for a reason.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The fuck? Are there any map providers not run by cowards and collaborators?
A screenshot of Apple’s Maps app with Lake Ontario mislabeled as “Lake America.”
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Deep hoods - great for avoiding eye contact during moments of vulnerability and focus.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yesterday I was driving through the outskirts of a suburban neighborhood and saw a low, mean, brick building with narrow windows and a tall fence. I immediately thought 'why is there a county jail so close to this residential neighborhood?' It was, of course, a Middle School.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“We are perishing for want of wonder, not for want of wonders.”
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Begun, the dumbass wars have.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in peace, Dolly Parton. She was a legend of talent, kindness, and generosity. We need more people like her in times like this.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My 13yo has been really enjoying @scalzi.com's books - especially the Old Man's War series, but if comedy is a primary element you might steer more towards Redshirts or Starter Villain. @marthawells.com's Murderbot Diaries are also great, funny adventures.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you can, I'd encourage you to help these folks preserve some pretty amazing history: The Cinema Museum: HELP US BUY OUR HOME www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/the-cinema...
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The Cinema Museum: HELP US BUY OUR HOME
After 40 years of uncertainty, we have a chance to secure our home. We need £500,000 to purchase our home and we have five months to do it!
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“The USS Bone Spurs”
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A finer epitaph was never written or read.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think this also applies to the vast majority of non-in-person interactions off the internet, and a healthy chunk of in-person interactions. Like, a big portion of couples therapy is just focused on teaching people to communicate well with each other.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Technically, if your Mayonnaise wasn’t made in the city of Mahón, it’s just sparkling salad dressing.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Pentagon
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“No one would believe you anyway.”
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Would wear this,
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is perhaps the best way to find out which of your friends are narcs.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fun activity: 1 - Buy fake severed head from Halloween store 2 - Place in clear plastic bag at the back/bottom of your freezer 3 - Later, nonchalantly ask a visiting friend to get a pint of ice cream from the freezer 4 - Share results here after you are released from police custody
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Very nice stack 🙌
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sure, sex is great, but have you tried flagging AI slop on LinkedIn?
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have cured my insomnia. Every night as I settle down to sleep, I listen to the audio book of The Silmarillion. The details of elves migrating, and their grudges about rocks, all read in Andy Serkis’ beautiful voice - it works literally every time. I’m sleepy thinking about it.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sad news - Wonder Man was maybe the best MCU episodic show that they produced.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That series was pretty good until they started with the spinoffs. Vales vs Hills kinda jumped the shark
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just wait for the Gilgamesh Cinematic Universe.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Intellectually, I knew that cats must fart from time to time, but today at the age of 46, is the first time in my life I’ve actually heard it for myself. Adorable. 10/10 would recommend.
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I can never remember ... what happened to Marie Antoinette?
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Free haircuts for tyrants!
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“You can’t extort the world! I’M extorting the world!”
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Nick From Hard Reset @nickfromhardreset.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
by 2036 it is expected that every person buying a home will have been featured (at least once) in an episode of House Hunters on HGTV.
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