Reposted by @nickfops.bsky.social

"Hey, where's that friend who was visiting?"
"Hunh? Oh, yeah, I ate him, haven't seen him since."
"Uh. When was this?"
"Few weeks back now."
"..."
"..."
(Hefting up gut): "Yeahhhhhh I think he's gone."
"Damn. He owed me money, too."