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Nick Docker

@nickdocker.bsky.social
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Jaded Media Man. Long suffering QPR Season Ticket holder.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we blame that loss on Man City as well?
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The worst thing about the whole Man City saga is every other fan is now going to pick over the bones of every match their team lost and "what if" the rest of that season and future fortunes.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lost your manager? Sitting near the wrong end of the table? Morale at rock bottom? Then come to #QPR we'll make things better for you. Early goal, sure Man sent off, be out guest
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whilst you weirdos are watching #TOTP, you're missing @bobmort.bsky.social on Would I Lie to you.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That'll do. Point away from home against one of this season's main contenders. Looking far more comfortable in defence than we did last season. #QPR
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 12/09/2026
tfw your mum has all her friends round and makes you do "polite conversation" with them but they're talking about really boring grown-up stuff and you just want to go on your Playstation.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That didn't last long
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lovely work! #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still at the right end of the table but we can't let this wastefulness continue. A point away from home though, so mustn't grumble. #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sums up our attacking prowess, Ronnie Edwards shooting over the bar from 30 yards out as there's no other option. #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kamara is being too careless with his final pass. Keeps on giving the ball back to Charlton/ killing off good moves for #QPR
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
3pts and still unbeaten, can't complain. Just imagine what our goal difference would be like if we could put away half of the chances we create! #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well that was a marked improvement in intensity from last season. Early season jitters resulting in some poor final balls, but the intent is there which is promising. #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good result for #QPR today and hopefully 3pts to come on Wednesday against Cardiff. Does anyone know why Varane isn't playing? Transfer target?
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every vintage gameshow:
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seems like it's going to be one of those days. #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We're top of the league, we're Queens Park Rangers and we're top of the league. #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Three 3 III TRES TROIS
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh #QPR never change. One nil down to a team we put 6 past last season and one of our main summer signings off injured after 20 mins.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kids took the colander so I had to use the sieve instead. A thoroughly inadequate alternative.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wasn't really paying attention to the game today, but it seemed we huffed and puffed but didn't really challenge during the 90 mins. Understand why perhaps we didn't practice for penalties if previous cup performances were taken into consideration! #QPR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Poured myself a LARGE rum and ginger and then added another healthy dose of rum as an afterthought. Here's to the end of the week!
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Mr Bean Cheers with a Happy Grin
ALT: Mr Bean Cheers with a Happy Grin
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Am enjoying Chris Packham's audition to be Attenborough's successor with Evolution on #BBC2. A nice mix of proper science coupled with a sprinkling of conjecture and CGI to spice things up.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do you think Infantino is having to pretend to Trump that this is an amazing game? #WCFinal
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina happy to dish it out but.... #SPAARG #WCFinal
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm fairly certain this part isn't live
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How long is it until the USA can host the World Cup again? Asking for pretty much everybody
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Will the booing be for Infantino or Trump? #WCFinal
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Better to lose in the Semi final than the final? Discuss #ENGARG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
THUNDERSNATCH
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I enjoyed today's #wordle. Took the entirety of the dog walk to work it out. Had to box clever with my choices and did a lot of letter crunching to get the answer. Reckon those of you who kick off with adieu found it harder
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wasn't the ref also in the Tim Burton version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? #FRAESP
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Currently having to listen to a band called The Happy Mondays butcher a version of Step On by 90s legends The Happy Mondays.
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fucking hell that was hard work #NORENG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
DO NOT STUTTER #NORENG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Matterface really needs to learn when to shut the fuck up #NORENG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sheepishly looks at around the other users with our badly timed posts. #NOWENG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ghana showed Norway how to stop us from scoring. Mexico showed Norway how easy it is to score against us. #NORENG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Joyless Fuck VAR #ARGEGY
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Distinct lack of recognition from the rest of the Portuguese team towards Ronaldo and this being his last game. #PORSPA
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Time for Rooney's post match analysis to help me get to sleep
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck yes #MEXENG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico's shithousery is going to go off the scale soon. #MERENG
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Everyone "BLOW THE WHISTLE" The ref "But what about meeeee?!* #BRANOR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The worse part is now we're going to have Shearer going on about the non penalty decision and then 15 minutes of dissection during half time. #ENGDRC
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm getting the vibe that Alan isn't happy with how Germany have played this half. #GERPAR
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Nick Docker @nickdocker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Margo gone
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