Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Knickers at half mast down Shepherd Market today 000
Reposted by Nick AffleckSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How do you milk cows? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk goats? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk sheep? Get arrested and start a GoFundMe. 0436
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Concerned that white collar crime (hello Nigel) is through the roof 010
Reposted by Nick AffleckWanstead Fringe Festival @wansteadfringe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We declare the 14th season of the Wanstead Fringe officially open! Check out three weeks of arts, performance and community at www.wansteadfringe.org, and join us at 7:30 tonight for singer Lucy Crowe and guests at St Mary’s Overton Drive, Wanstead for our opening concert!wansteadfringe.orgWanstead Fringe – 5-26 September 2026 022
Reposted by Nick AffleckFWP2009 @fwp2009.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Calling all parents! The Friends of Wanstead Parklands are making a small contribution to the Wanstead Fringe with this FREE event on 20 September for under-fives. 012
Reposted by Nick AffleckWanstead Fringe Festival @wansteadfringe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The 2026 Wanstead Fringe Festival programme is available at www.wansteadfringe.org There are events and happenings across the local area celebrating the arts, music, theatre, comedy, film and more. Please come along and help us spread the word! 022
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Actually mate I think you might have restored the wrong site 120
Reposted by Nick AffleckJanine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 08/07/2026A Brit in the semis of Wimbledon, England still in the World Cup and Nigel Farage spending the summer arguing with a bin. Oh this happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea 453032528
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Remember the time Spurs had to phone his mum to ask when she was coming back to claim her coat from lost property. All the groceries in the pockets had started to go off and the stench was getting unbearable 000
Reposted by Nick AffleckThe Wanstead Curtain @wansteadcurtain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just when you thought it was safe to go back to @wansteadcurtain.bsky.social 🦈 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1992344944...eventbrite.co.ukDead Good Cinema presents Zine workshop & Jaws (1975) screeningCommunity screening of the blockbuster thriller Jaws (1975) including a zine-making workshop beforehand 022
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Unmatched ragebait, touring the Acropolis and rocking a British Museum tote bag 130
Reposted by Nick AffleckEdwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 14/06/2026Something of a consensus seems to be forming around Brexit 10 years on: 1) It's not been as bad as the worst predictions 2) It has undeniably been negative 3) No version of Brexit would have turned out net-positive 4) Britain would be better off back in the EU than staying out So rejoin! 1418144
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Eugene de Kock, PW Botha, Oscar Pistorius, Peter Thiel, Elon and your s x case of a dad Musk Your boys took one hell of a beating 010
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Presumably the whole account is AI. Unlike this, which is real (*) 200
Reposted by Nick AffleckThe Wanstead Curtain @wansteadcurtain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026London #Pride 🌈 032
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Not the first time he’s taken a shot to the ear lobe 140
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 06/06/2026If/when burnham wins it’s going to cause more arseache for Starmer than if this dipshit were to win. Need Binface to pull it out of the bag to spare us the tedium of further party psychodrama. 030
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 31/05/2026As a long term supporter of Oxfam, I’m only too happy to share their latest appeal. “Please, no more fucking Arsenal shirts” #COYS #THFC 120
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I’m very sorry to say that there is soon going to be the whiffiest of whiffy world cups. Well done for always calling out the bad guys. 020
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Remember if you’re attending the Champions League parade tomorrow, Clemenceau metro station and the Champs Elysees will be very busy. Allow extra time if you’re travelling. #COYS #THFC #ARSPSG 030
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 29/05/2026And no I didn’t realise there was a whole brilliant thread about tube announcements because bluesky just showed me the one about beth green 000
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Just as the words left my mouth, she somehow yanked the handle in a direction it wasn't meant to go. It came off in her hand, causing a high-pressure jet of Guinness to spray violently into her face. It was impossibly hilarious, we had to leg it before we were accused as accessories to the dowsing. 100
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There was one particular occasion where we'd managed at least a couple and were hoping to squeeze in one more before heading down to the station. It was my turn to approach the bar. As I stammered the request for "four more", the lady was cleaning the pump handle, paying me no heed. 100
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The street door creaked sufficiently to make everyone turn to scrutinise the incomers, and the carpet gave a menacing crunch as you made your way up to the bar where an unsmiling, older lady was already arching an eyebrow in anticipation. 120
Nick Affleck @nickaffleck.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Never been on the one true lash in BG, but in the noughties my pals and I would wash down a Saturday morning E. Pellicci with 4 or 5 Guinness at Bohola House over the road. Now that was a place to mind your Ps and Qs. 100
Reposted by Nick AffleckThe Wanstead Curtain @wansteadcurtain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Saturday 20th June, from 6pm Dead Good Cinema present 🌈 PRIDE (15) With zine-making workshop before the screening. Tickets and details: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dead-good-...eventbrite.co.ukDead Good Cinema presents Zine workshop & Pride (2014) screeningWe are celebrating pride month with a community screening of the historical comedy Pride (2014) including a Zine making workshop beforehand 032
Reposted by Nick AffleckLoather @loather.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Hi, yes, 20-75 follow up questions here. To start: how many gold bars are there at the CIA generally 31914198
