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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oooh I’ve been looking forward to this book mail from @tananarivedue.bsky.social for quite awhile now!!
“Mazywood” by Tananarive Due held up in front of a bookshelf
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m currently reading @chuckwendig.bsky.social horror-fantasy The Calamities and it’s fucking fantastic but also I’m really starting to wonder if Chuck knows some things because the clearly evil 80 year olds are hanging on for no good reason and uhhhhh maybe this book isn’t actually fantasy?
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Super exciting mail today from @doylestownbookshop.bsky.social and @chuckwendig.bsky.social today!
The book “The Calamities” by Chuck Wendig
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ooh! Ooooh! This reminds me of how I have my very own story of how Jared Leto is a creep (which I’m sure is a grain of sand on a vast beach). Let’s travel back to Toledo, Ohio in 2005.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My local news station doing hard hitting stenography regarding the reflecting pool. Refreshingly, they are getting torn apart in the comments.
Screenshot of local news FB post: Reflecting Pool liner was cut with a sharp knife or razor, National Park Service says
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m a certified Level 2 CrossFit trainer. This man is quarter squatting and half pressing a thruster and I would probably make him drop the dumbbells and give him a PVC pipe to work on form. Even under fatigue this is egregious. What a pathetic show of masculinity.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The easiest way to get this man into a rage is to just start challenging him on his election fraud claims…and that “storming off?” He almost fell over. Pathetic.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I like to cross stitch as a hobby, and often visit the cross stitch subreddit for ideas and inspiration. It’s one of the nicest places on the internet…until someone admits to AI use while designing patterns, and I just fucking love that so much.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
*I* have not bought a hammer. My parents bought me a pink tool kit when I moved out. Then I moved in with my husband who has both acquired and purchased more than one hammer bc he is a very handy guy that likes to wander the aisles of every local hardware store he finds
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
One of these days a podium will crumble under his weight
The 47th president leaning all his weight on the World Economic Forum
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
When I’m in the waiting room at the orthodontist and one of the assistants has clearly had it with some shitty little kid and she goes up to the receptionist to have a little vent sesh I’ll be honest…I want to be in on it too I love that shit so much.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
So like I know #perimenopause is a hot topic and lots of women are opening up but I’d like to add my two cents bc this shit is honestly WILD. I turned 42 on Dec. 11. I was due to get my period the week before, but celebrated my bday by being a week late. I PANICKED.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Maybe we workshop our cute lil vanity plate idea with some friends before we make it a reality
A vanity license plate that reads “CKS N CRM”
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This man used two different colors for his face and hand and neither are the correct color
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
So am I supposed to have babies or not? Ohhh wait I know. You only want wealthy white women to have babies.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
“Chicks running around with blue hair are so DUMB,” says the 54 year old man with teeny tiny braided pigtails trailing out of his cowboy hat.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I honestly don’t know where anyone else stands on this, but I’m not listening to your fucking voice memo. I’m just gonna parse out what Apple translates and hope for the best.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Wait, so these chodes don’t even see me when I’m flicking them off bc they’re playing video games?? Dammit.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
My husband listened well when he heard me talking about @sgj.bsky.social being one of my favorite authors, so for Mother’s Day he walked into the bookstore, was met with odd looks when he sought help in the horror section and walked out with books 1 and 3 of the Indian Lake Trilogy. Bless him 😂
A photo of My Heart is a Chainsaw and The Angel of Indian Lake by Stephen Graham Jones in front of art that features a girl tied to a stake, lighting a cigarette from the flames below her.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The Trump Administration is looking to appoint Typhoid Mary as the head of the FDA. Her position will be that hand washing is woke.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If I lose my shit in public it’s because I’m in a waiting room playing country music while other fully grown adults watch videos on their phones at full volume.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’ve been deriving so much joy from that. So. Much. Joy.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Look, I don’t understand why anyone even has their phone ringers turned on seeing as we all have our phones in our faces 24/7 so it’s not we’ll miss a call we still won’t answer, but there is something especially egregious about people who still have their favorite shitty song as their ringer.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
My grandfather was a rich racist asshole that would yell confidently at me about things he was always super wrong about. Motherfucker also took FOREVER to die. Anyway good luck America, racist grandpas ruin everything.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I hope Nancy Mace suffers from chronic UTIs for the rest of her miserable life.
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Keith Boykin @keithboykin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Rep. Ayanna Pressley: Hands off our bodies. Hands off our data. Hands off our tax refunds. Hands off our Social Security checks. Hands off our Constitution. Hands off our democracy.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If anyone ever finds me dead at the bottom of my stairs just know it was this guy. He tripped me.
Red labradoodle laying on his side on a bed, pretending like he never trips his mom on the stairs.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
These two are my light when everything else feels dark and ugly.
Dottie, a small black labradoodle looks into your soul while she snuggles up to Darwin, a bigger red labradoodleDottie, a small black labradoodle relaxes while Darwin, a bigger red labradoodle stays alert.
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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
At Paris CDG airport. Just walked into the duty-free shop, shit my pants, and screamed “Not anymore it isn’t!”
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Elder millenials who liked TikTok are just watching music videos on YouTube and pretending they’re in their childhood basements watching MTV now. We know how to cope.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
After having seen that “portrait” of the “tough and strong” incoming president, I’ve decided I’m just tired. I know everyone wants me to be angry, but I’m just so tired.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I just cried watching someone evacuate their pet tortoise named Tiptoe from the wildfires so I’m doing so well mentally. Can’t wait to see what 2025 continues to bring us!
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
We all know he’s going to go bragging to his buddies about how he’s such a tough manly man who won’t shake women’s hands but we can all see what a cowardly little bitch he actually is.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
There was a time I would get angry about the incoming president’s hateful holiday messages but I’m so exhausted and I care so little about him now that I’m just grateful to not be such a miserable and lonely person.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Asking for pics of cute pets isn’t engagement farming and there’s no shame in participating. Anyway here’s my dogs:
One red labradoodle and one black labradoodle laying together One small black labradoodle laying on her big brother, a bigger red labradoodle
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My family has their flaws, sure, but at least I can count on them not putting the Village People on and making us all do the double handy job dance at Thanksgiving.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I have painters working in my house and one of them keeps sighing loudly, and so as a millennial I’m very concerned that he hates my house, this job and most of all, me.
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Nichole @nicholemariez.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Raging at old white men who always drive at least 10 below the speed limit is my new therapy. Fuck you for being a Trump voter and also for driving slow in Ohio with Florida plates. Ya goddamn racist snowbird.
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