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Nicholas Flower

@nicholasflower.bsky.social
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I am Nicholas Flower. Writer. Roaring Unsuccess. Bastard. &c. Behind the putrid shiver of life, the foul quag of the Broadland. “Like a good compost”. Large face / small mouth. onehugepeachy.wordpress.com

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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks for the reminder - I will purchase this forthwith and then consume it. “Delirous New Lynn”, another of your recommendations, really did blow me away.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Hardy's huge face". Wonderful.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thought this said “dog” rather than “egg” on first reading. Which is far more interesting tbf.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The pilgrimage through film poster graphic design is quite something.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A short narrative about ivy and man and the fens onehugepeachy.wordpress.com/2026/03/05/m...
A picture of some ivy from the book “Discovering the folklore of plants” by Margaret Baker.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolutely fantastic stuff.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You’re well hard
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That’s really quite beautiful
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
E.T. looks well hot in that shirt.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
alas, I am always cold. so, so cold.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
About a year ago I overheard a startled drunk on a paddle board off the beach in Sheringham yelping that he’d found “a bloody tiger’s head”. This is a story of superstition and horror based on that. onehugepeachy.wordpress.com/2026/06/05/t...
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thy fearful symmetry
In the summer of 2025 a dozen or so incidents were reported to the Coastguard of a tiger’s head seen beneath the shallow waves at low tide, reports spanning the North Norfolk coastline between Weyb…
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Can recommend the recent @acrossthepondbooks.bsky.social interview with Self too - freewheeling and very funny
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s on the path! It’s coming!
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
easy to forget how funny Will Self is, which is "extremely funny"
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this really is a great listen.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’ve really enjoyed these posts, Ray - not bought the book yet but absolutely will do
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"go directly to Dungeness. do not pass GO."
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Soz I meant *they’ll* make a mint. You’ll be left in the gutter.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Flog it to those cunts at brewdog, you’ll make a mint
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
this is amazing stuff.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Until they flick the switch we care not, Pratt, you insufferably ubiquitous arsehole.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
he becomes incrementally less cool with every zoom until by the end he is but a face in the staff room.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
hardly dare imagine what horrors unfurl when you scan that barcode.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
You foul, squalid bastard - just scoff the damn things like any other civilised person.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Not sure what the fuck you’re talking about mate but fuck you anyway happy NY god bless
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This is really quite gorgeous and describes perfectly my every drawer.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Tomy’s “My Robot Oms-B”
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Interesting selection here thequietus.com/tq-charts/he...
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Here are the 25 best pieces of Horror Fiction of the 21st century so far... | The Quietus
Welcome, dear readers to Halloween, when in the UK and US children dress as their favourite fictional horror characters (and some, misguidedly, as serial killers) to walk door-to-door asking neighbour...
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
my very tall Spanish pharmacist took a photograph of my psychomania t-shirt as he handed me by blood pressure medicine.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Amazing finds and photo also. Passed the Snowflake tower the other day, wasn’t able to stop but it improved the journey considerably regardless. I’ll return with the kids to drink it in.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I’d love to read the tender odes in your anniversary cards.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Oh my word.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Really liking that design - and title - on the new collection.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
one head, four cunts.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
lovely bit of cover, that.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
More “letterbocks” than “fesshole” isn’t it?
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"ultimate goal"? wow.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
They should have been mocking you for having a hankie to be honest.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Good time to purchase one of Moonpig’s extensive “sorry I shit your towel” range.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I for one second this wholeheartedly. I’d buy, read and revel in that shit.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Really putting the “cunt” in “utter cunt”.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
it's Twister, right?
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
“Police please. Yeah he’s here again. The cunt with the head.”
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
They’re lovely, these beermat birds.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Plying your cuntishness, working it tenderly. You cunt, you.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
“a helping” - Christ, you awful bastard
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Wow she’s holding a delicious calippo - a right cooling treat
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
“Super-low” www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
A paragraph from a shite Guardian article about water sommeliers, referencing the “godfather of water” - an original 90s tech guy who lost out in the first dotcom bust.Two panels from a Foodie Bollocks strip in Viz, noting the absurdity of certain trends towards a purported “authenticity of experience” within food culture and the crazy privilege of those with money enough to foster.
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@dempster2000.bsky.social ha! Eddie Marsan’s huge raised face!
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Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
This is really the most unforgivable of the all the fesses, you total cunt.
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