Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thanks for the reminder - I will purchase this forthwith and then consume it. “Delirous New Lynn”, another of your recommendations, really did blow me away. 120
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Thought this said “dog” rather than “egg” on first reading. Which is far more interesting tbf. 100
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The pilgrimage through film poster graphic design is quite something. 020
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A short narrative about ivy and man and the fens onehugepeachy.wordpress.com/2026/03/05/m... 010
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 06/06/2026About a year ago I overheard a startled drunk on a paddle board off the beach in Sheringham yelping that he’d found “a bloody tiger’s head”. This is a story of superstition and horror based on that. onehugepeachy.wordpress.com/2026/06/05/t...onehugepeachy.wordpress.comthy fearful symmetryIn the summer of 2025 a dozen or so incidents were reported to the Coastguard of a tiger’s head seen beneath the shallow waves at low tide, reports spanning the North Norfolk coastline between Weyb… 010
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Can recommend the recent @acrossthepondbooks.bsky.social interview with Self too - freewheeling and very funny 042
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/05/2026easy to forget how funny Will Self is, which is "extremely funny" 011
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I’ve really enjoyed these posts, Ray - not bought the book yet but absolutely will do 110
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/05/2026"go directly to Dungeness. do not pass GO." 010
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Soz I meant *they’ll* make a mint. You’ll be left in the gutter. 1100
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Flog it to those cunts at brewdog, you’ll make a mint 160
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Until they flick the switch we care not, Pratt, you insufferably ubiquitous arsehole. 010
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 20/01/2026he becomes incrementally less cool with every zoom until by the end he is but a face in the staff room. 000
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 13/01/2026hardly dare imagine what horrors unfurl when you scan that barcode. 000
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 02/01/2026You foul, squalid bastard - just scoff the damn things like any other civilised person. 120
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Not sure what the fuck you’re talking about mate but fuck you anyway happy NY god bless 020
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/12/2025This is really quite gorgeous and describes perfectly my every drawer. 110
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Interesting selection here thequietus.com/tq-charts/he...thequietus.comHere are the 25 best pieces of Horror Fiction of the 21st century so far... | The QuietusWelcome, dear readers to Halloween, when in the UK and US children dress as their favourite fictional horror characters (and some, misguidedly, as serial killers) to walk door-to-door asking neighbour... 010
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 27/10/2025my very tall Spanish pharmacist took a photograph of my psychomania t-shirt as he handed me by blood pressure medicine. 000
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Amazing finds and photo also. Passed the Snowflake tower the other day, wasn’t able to stop but it improved the journey considerably regardless. I’ll return with the kids to drink it in. 100
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I’d love to read the tender odes in your anniversary cards. 020
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Really liking that design - and title - on the new collection. 120
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2025More “letterbocks” than “fesshole” isn’t it? 240
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/09/2025They should have been mocking you for having a hankie to be honest. 140
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Good time to purchase one of Moonpig’s extensive “sorry I shit your towel” range. 0150
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I for one second this wholeheartedly. I’d buy, read and revel in that shit. 030
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Really putting the “cunt” in “utter cunt”. 070
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 08/09/2025“Police please. Yeah he’s here again. The cunt with the head.” 070
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Plying your cuntishness, working it tenderly. You cunt, you. 000
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Wow she’s holding a delicious calippo - a right cooling treat 000
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 29/08/2025“Super-low” www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle... 040
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 21/08/2025@dempster2000.bsky.social ha! Eddie Marsan’s huge raised face! 010
Nicholas Flower @nicholasflower.bsky.social · 21/08/2025This is really the most unforgivable of the all the fesses, you total cunt. 0320