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Universally beloved communist poet

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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do I contradict myself? Good, I’m a fucking idiot
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hollywood is DEAD, long live POETRY
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What if it was summer
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Heart palpitations in a Pontiac Aztec in the Adirondacks
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
You telling me a honey nutted in these Cheerios
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Poem from personal problem.
LIT HUB
"Necromance,'
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Poem by Brendan
Joyce
From the Collection Personal Problem
By Brendan Joyce
August 30, 2023
The only thing the dead are good for to a fascist is voting. As the world gets more expensive the people get cheaper. I do not name my dead; the boys I flirted with while they beat me, the girls who played connect the dots with my freckles with a boxcutter, the doorman or the line cook or the canvasser. Even in death they had jobs to name them. I try to name them without their violence, polite redactions, policy choices. I try to demystify their mystical functions & classifications. When I am dead do not name me in relation to capital I will be wageless & worthless & perfect.
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They should’ve called that geese album getting yelled at
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Poem from Personal Problem
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They should’ve called that geese album getting yelled at
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
You telling me a honey nutted in these Cheerios
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Heart palpitations in a Pontiac Aztec in the Adirondacks
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Can you still make jokes on here
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Dune 2 others as you’d have Dune 2 you
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Stop eating ettouffee with the NRA and come eat ass with panache
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Stop eating baba ganoush with the douches and come eat coochie with Stanley Tucci
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Stop eating hyacinths with Zionists and come flood Al Aqsa with a Mobsta
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The app for unemployed nonbinary 35yo Dungeon Masters seems to lack diversity of thought
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It’s funny how when you’re broke the most amount of money you’d need to really change your life is like $5,000-$10,000 but anything less than $2k just gets burned into the hole of of your life.
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I went to the panopticon and everyone knew you there
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Burning the Eiffel Tower on both ends
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Opening a nude and yelling ENHANCE
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Can’t believe you bounced on it during the boycott bro
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A second Eiffel has hit the tower
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
God planning the crucifixion
I want that twink obliterated
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Stop playing glockenspiel with Peter Thiel and come olly olly oxen free on my topography
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Dune 2 others as you’d have Dune 2 you
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
wrote a bagatelle i might as well share
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Anna Meyer @brusierkee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
No reform, only abolish
Abolish I.C.E.
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What if it was summer
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hinge is reply guy Olympics, tinder is Nurses Only, bumble is for adult Harry Potter fans, Feeld is for dead marriages, Grindr is for piss addicted twinks. And Twitter? Twitter doesn’t even exist anymore
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just found out Homer Simpson was 34 💔
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Joshua @blanqui.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
two weeks ago I wrote my first poem in seven years
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I don’t think Bluesky is losing users I think most people just died or were cancelled on here
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Guy ruining Steely Dan for everyone else @artbrovera.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
One of my favorites from my friend Brendan Joyce
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
🫥
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
🫥
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just found out Homer Simpson was 34 💔
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint
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Joshua @blanqui.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Do you believe me yet that democracy is [just] a management style for growth capitalism that wanes in parallel with accumulation?
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Solar Eclipse
Which ruling class pageantry will you watch tonight my love?
I hear there's going to be a killing in oil futures. I hear their own souls will be shot skyward for childhood's sake. I hear their bedroom dramas and palace intrigue will be mixed at the exact decibel of heat death, and you will be allowed to watch what happens live!
Watch what happens when we live; snorted retorts in contorted resorts
— we were born on the wrong continent for revolutionaries. Out of context screen capped quotes from midlife post-menopausal matriarchs
— I'm saying the ruling class laughs loudly. I'm saying there's going to be twenty more August's before it's prime time. Every network dares to ask; what would happen if we thought they were human? What would happen if they thought we were human!
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
There should be a laundromat for dishes
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Shocked to see so many of you still here
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
There should be a laundromat for dishes
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