Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Heart palpitations in a Pontiac Aztec in the Adirondacks 073
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026You telling me a honey nutted in these Cheerios 051
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b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They should’ve called that geese album getting yelled at 021
Reposted by bwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck" 4364671249
b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Heart palpitations in a Pontiac Aztec in the Adirondacks 073
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Stop eating ettouffee with the NRA and come eat ass with panache 031
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Stop eating baba ganoush with the douches and come eat coochie with Stanley Tucci 081
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Stop eating hyacinths with Zionists and come flood Al Aqsa with a Mobsta 011
b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026The app for unemployed nonbinary 35yo Dungeon Masters seems to lack diversity of thought 010
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025It’s funny how when you’re broke the most amount of money you’d need to really change your life is like $5,000-$10,000 but anything less than $2k just gets burned into the hole of of your life. 326961
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I went to the panopticon and everyone knew you there 08821
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Can’t believe you bounced on it during the boycott bro 0337
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Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Hinge is reply guy Olympics, tinder is Nurses Only, bumble is for adult Harry Potter fans, Feeld is for dead marriages, Grindr is for piss addicted twinks. And Twitter? Twitter doesn’t even exist anymore 2132
Reposted by bb @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint 031
Reposted by bJoshua @blanqui.bsky.social · 08/10/2023two weeks ago I wrote my first poem in seven years 27122
b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I don’t think Bluesky is losing users I think most people just died or were cancelled on here 040
Reposted by bGuy ruining Steely Dan for everyone else @artbrovera.bsky.social · 10/01/2025One of my favorites from my friend Brendan Joyce 614941
b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint 031
Reposted by bJoshua @blanqui.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Do you believe me yet that democracy is [just] a management style for growth capitalism that wanes in parallel with accumulation? 1236