Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 3hThe baseline Republican is a Nazi who wants child rape to be legalized and Democrats are letting them dictate the conversation?!? Stand up for your constituents! Jesus Christ this is the easiest job dems ever had and they’re blowing it. 0140
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 3hAaaand…she just lost. Stop playing this dumb game on their court! 080
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 4h“Empire State of Mind” will be his lasting legacy and that’s exactly what he deserves. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know a couple bricklayers who make a good loving. Not great. Good. I know a bunch of bricklayers who spent so long working through pain they ended up with huge medical bills and opioid addictions. 080
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now you’re talking senator. Make a fist and start swinging 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s not theft if you steal from Whole Foods. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026With great power comes the most childish whining you can imagine 010
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All our greatest business minds end up with the same idea: Suck the public's tit dry. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Laser focused on spending taxpayer money 010
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So he IS rejecting corporate PAC money? Cool. 0110
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m from the DMV, and I need to see your daughter’s pussy. 010
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Omega Protein is the problem. Everyone knows it. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Maybe their confidence will soar when they hear about Ted Cruz’s deal making capabilities 020
Reposted by Twilo's VersionErik Adams @erikadams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As good an excuse as any to share four of the finest minutes of stand-up ever performed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPD6...youtube.comandy daly from comedy death ray albumYouTube video by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s 0163
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We all know drugs aren’t perfect. What my article presupposes is … they are? 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every couple days a lithe, fleet-footed man dressed entirely in black barrel-rolls through my dog door and screams, “Alexa, play the most popular song in the world!” and disappears in a puff of smoke before I can thank him. 010
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A thought about ai: The first time I went to a dueling piano bar, I was floored by the depth of musical knowledge and ability on display. The second time, I realized that every drunk, white, middle-aged person wants to hear the same 12 songs. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only evidence that a few men were allowed to set our collective worth on fire are these empty, echoing behemoths straddling forest and glen—concrete and steel tombs of our society’s blind devotion to progress at no cost—casting off molecules in a gentle breeze as they await the ivy’s embrace. 020
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh man they’re gonna sell like a billion of these things 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So incredible to be alive for humans to orbit earth for the very first time! 020
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Child molester discovers dark side of child molesting.” So, congrats, I guess? 010
Reposted by Twilo's VersionGoad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026new Taylor Swift single about buying a data center in Loudoun County and earning passive income 0489
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What you morons don’t realize is that our entire economy is based on fake shit. Dotcom scams, Y2K, Subprime Mortgages, ai — none of it is real, but it keeps this sputtering plane in the air. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nothing gets you a book deal faster than a stupid fucking idea 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That’s our amazing new 1.3M sq. ft. satellite up there, blotting out the sun so we can have all the Mr. Burns porn we care to eat. 030
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh man Trump is feeling the heat now, baby! 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I walked in to my Wapo interview ass-first, pants around my ankles. I didn’t get the job I wanted but they gave me a weekly column. 43383
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Those of us who survived Y2K learned that when tech overlords tell you to panic you better start screaming and giving them all the money 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh they were mimicking drinking a beer? So I guess Trump is mimicking jerking off two beers when he dances? 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dipshit wears lamest T-shirt devised by man. News at 11. 010
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Multitasking does not exist. Being distracted does. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here comes the flood of “we swear he’s not a moron” stories 020
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ACTIVE talks? That sounds serious! Way more serious than talks. Talks are not serious. ACTIVE talks are very very real. Like regular talks but very very real! 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Either vaccines are humanity’s single greatest achievement, or Donald Trump is the greatest doctor in history. For a parent concerned with the continued viability of a child, it can be hard to know who to trust. 000
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is the ultimate purpose of ai: to dodge accountability 0251
Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Being self-important is hard! You guys don’t get it. 020
