normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this is just insurance, like when my cousin who loved drunk driving and speeding put a thin blue line sticker next to his plate 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026every mid-highbie who followed me would get outed as a sex pest within a month like the ring for guys who take weird angled selfies of their dicks and balls 1120
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they should do twice as many, give bosch at least twelve x-files monsters of the week 010
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026saw John Wilson’s history of concrete yesterday, and on top of it being a real treat getting to see how a room of strangers gets tickled by different things and genuinely incredible narrative, I was blown away by how much the hair growth meds are working for mr John wilson 002
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026just had the realization that, as a manager for a bunch of straight male line cooks, the release of GTA IV is going to be the mother of all callout days 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 23/09/202675% of the time they just act like this in one scene until there’s some long callout post about them pocketing all the utility bill money or a vague sexual impropriety at the DIY venue they volunteer at, then they pull up stakes and move somewhere new 050
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026holy shit lol they’re really out here in western mass fighting in the trenches of woke war 1 060
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026he’s an amorphous blob who takes whatever position will afford him the best opportunity to get more power, hell no 030
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I saw some video, you’re not missing much, tbh 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was spending a weekend visiting a friend in Philly and we both started getting texts from friends in New England asking if we were okay because there’d been a shooting, we were both like “of course, there’s always shootings” apparently like 30 people got shot 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026that seems like a reasonable position, i’m sure everybody here reacted normally 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my friend called me drunk on my walk home and just goes “dude. imagine there’s an alternate timeline where it’s some other podcaster, like nick Mullen getting popped mid-African guy voice” 060
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I saw the video while I was taking my pre-service shit, ran up to the kitchen and told my chef Kirk was dead she just went “wait he’s dead?” she hadn’t seen the video yet 140
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026sorry your parents don’t love you 060
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026idk man, my mom who’s a 30 year nicu nurse on the south shore is on her side, so I’ve gotta give some credence to that side 140
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it’s so funny how much of a hollow dipshit this guy is, he really tried to sell himself as a younger, more progressive alternative to markey, he was advertising campaign positions on left-wing job sites 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026oh okay, so since you know what I’m talking about, why does the state need to take coercive measures that border on infringing upon the first amendment for a foreign nation 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026being made illegal by certain states, stop being obtuse 120
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026you should check out the spoons they sell at the Chinese restaurant supply store 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026nah, sorry, this one doesn’t count 020
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026do you actually believe that Kamala Harris won 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ah, condescension, the last refuge of the midwit 100
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the US military drags its dick through everyone’s territory, what should china do, you want them to escalate things by firing on the navy? it’s like picking a fight with someone who’s blind drunk and holding a knife because he cut through an easement on my property 100
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026you might as well have linked me to a video of a Texas ranger getting beat up by a rent a cop from Rhode Island and said “don’t mess with Texas” 100
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026sounds like a Chinese coast guard member (worst military outfit) beat up a filipino SEAL (supposed to be the best of the best) I don’t know what point you’re trying to make 100
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026they’ve been trying to send me for collections for my emergency rhinoplasty (got my nose broken in an assault) and I love being able to come back with an attitude and a letter from the state telling them they need to stop calling me 001
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026it goes both ways too, I remember when they were acting like Ben mora was sanders’ chief of staff when he was being catty about buttigieg 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026the cat litter thing was actually real though, it was just that the reason it was bought was to soak up blood after school shootings, so that doesn’t get the same kind of hysterical play 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Tupac was also especially conscious rap, and he had genuinely radical roots 010
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026remembering the complaints from gta iii where jumping curbs caused damage like Vietnam war vet 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026no, I think it’s just referring to dumb libs clapping like seals 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026found her weight in poop under the nightstand 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026no but it entitles you to an even younger girlfriend from the high school of your choice 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026single guy who keeps trying his “check out this spread” but in the fuck room until he gets kicked out 030
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026what’s the over/under on buffalo dip related injuries? 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026sources say Natalie harp was slurpin on that thang and got a little dootie on the bridge of her nose and walked around all day like that 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026back during the boom period (and early ai) I made a nice side hustle out of PR writing for guys starting shitcoins they were genuinely appreciative of the craftsmanship 010
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026my gf has her voice on the automatic feeder so when she calls me from work trips, the cats stare like my phone’s about to drop food 0100
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026average threads post: - person I went to high school with doing an MLM - engagement bait that leads to OF account - engagement bait that just seems to be in it for the love of the game 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026average bluesky feed: - fugelsangesque meme my mom will eventually send me - russia hysteria - well meaning lib getting 85% there - queeber - nostalgiabait post with a good movie rec in the replies - somebody’s deviantart post for a fetish I don’t understand - steely Dan guy 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Average twitter feed: - half-assed contrarian movie take because someone’s late on rent - centrist democrat flack flirting with nazis - 12000 character green text post by a blue check about a Silicon Valley ghoul that i’ll read half of before realizing there’s no punchline - funny person - racism™️ 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026people are worried about Britney Spears and think she needs to be reconserved, I think she needs more freedom, give her a gun, let her kill ten people for free if we’re gonna live in a verhoven movie let’s do some cool shit 000
normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 09/08/2026can’t wait to not watch him doing something Ralph bakshi did 50 years ago, worse 000
