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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

how do I turn the volume on my dog's mouth down asking for me pLeAsE JeEzuS

Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

this is going to sound very curmudgeonly and not very GREEN ☮️🍃🌏 of me, but we simply have too many gadgets we need to charge now I cannot keep up with all da chargez

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

They got detectives out here on cold case named “Hefflefinger” and “Butts” and I’m supposed to take this murder seriously?! Come onnnnnnn

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

why is it always “spam risk” and never “spam reward” 😒

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

was watching my dog eat a bone while sitting down…I sat on a pile of blankets and jumped up so fast because I thought I sat on my dog but that bitch was eating a bone and I was watching her am I ok

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

keep thinking about how every invention probably started with someone figuring something out and being like “whoa what the FUCK we should keep DOING THAT”

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I love that his eye black matches his eye brows ☺️ jk he’s hot congrats eagles (don’t get mad I was rooting for everyone)

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

when someone finishes explaining board game rules and says “you ready to give it a try?!”

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

when I’m driving and suddenly remember I’m driving:

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

when your friend texts “you here yet?” and you forgot you had anywhere to be:

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

ok I am not a bad cook I’m actually kinda good….but there is definitely a final destination situation happening in my home

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

ok I need to have workplace gossip again. I’m on a walk and just said TO MY DOG “oh look at this two little floofers over there! They kinda look alike! I wonder if they’re related or if they’re fucking” Like….first of all it’s probably both and SECONDLY

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

ok wait I see what he’s doin…..

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I have a doctor’s appointment on Monday, Jan 6….im thinking about dressing up for the holiday when I go in

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

holy shit this dinner scene in nightbitch

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Oh you mean the NosferCOCKtu?

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

handsome man: hi me: YOU ARE HANDSOME

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 12/06/2020

Today I accidentally bought a $24 bag of coffee beans at a fancy coffee shop and did that thing where I tried to look like it was totally fine and normal while I paid but inside I was like

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

my instagram stories right now are giving “way too much” and “she seems unwell” with a side of “maybe she’s just bored but also maybe she should go touch grass”

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

when I fart but it makes a “rizz” sound:

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Terry Thomas catching strays in this article about sprained wrists 😂

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Customer service reps….what exactly is going on with the delayed phone responses, I’m confused lol. U train to do that? Do your phones are process our voices slower? Every time I call a customer service rep the conversational rhythm is WILD. Me: thanks! Customer service: .………………… you’re welcome

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

imagine Michael McDonald as a little kid in school choir. I bet that holiday recital was POPPIN.

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 14/05/2020

the typical low point of my day is realizing if I want to eat dinner I have to cook it.

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 02/07/2019

me when a 25 year old earnestly tells me someone is “our age”

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

going through and posting some old tweets….was looking for one but listen YA GIRL HAD SOME BANGERS so we gonna reboot them on here 🤩

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 08/12/2019

🎄Christmas tree on the lot trying to get you to take it home:

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 29/12/2019

Me on NYE at a house party with 10 people:

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 27/06/2020

Wanted to So I put feel sexy my face over today Rhianna’s face

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 06/09/2020

Person: *asks a simple question* Me, oversharing:

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 30/01/2021

made a drawing to show you guys what I’m doing tonight:

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 08/05/2021

just saw some next level cringe on Instagram: someone crying with ✨a filter✨on the video. I’m just thinking about all the steps that it took to get there....

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 14/09/2021

they asked me if I would take their pic and

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 01/08/2022

damn these bitches are SERVING

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 11/11/2022

my sister once told me she thought this dog looked like me. she was dead ass serious and I will never forget she said it (because it was hilarious

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I’m uploading my old tweets onto here and definitely went too far back so I hope y’all haven’t been getting spammed with shit posts all day lolol

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

oh god it's giving tuesday so now all day my brain is gonna say it's GIVING TUESDAY, HENNY.

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

are people transferring tweets over here? Is it worth it? I’ve got some bangers, should I just pretend they’re new and post them here?! :)

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

System of a Down singer did the music for the JonBenét Ramsey docuseries… I love watching our generation’s rockstars get older and do cool shit …also it’s weird as hell lol

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Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

screaming watching the movie TRAP but not because it's scary because literally what is happening in this movie

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