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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him)

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Tacoma area SPED teacher▪Autistic▪3rd Culture Kid/bilingüe🇧🇴🇺🇸Cancer Fighter ✝ hijo de Dios✝💍@olivia-jean.bsky.social▪papá a 3▪MN Sports Fan▪Fantasy/Sci Fi Nerd▪🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈 are welcome here ■ just a boring cishet white guy

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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 55m
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
Well, the stream we were on for the Lynx died and I think thats a sign to not try to continue. What a shitty end to a great season.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
That OREB mightve just killed me
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
Perfection
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
What was that?!?! (Lynx)
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
Give Courtney a lifetime contract. Pure heart
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
FINALLY called that moving screen
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
12 point deficit is doable, but, wow, not seen anything in the last game and a half that gives me hope.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
OREBs killing us
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
Man, just so disconnected and discombobulated
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 1h
Hoping
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 2h
2026 Lynx season
Horse drawing meme
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 2h
This feels bad, Lynx.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 2h
Kayla missing a FT Is ominous
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 5h
Wake up babe, new Sisyphus just dropped.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 13h
There is a too large subset of educators, and people in general, who just want kids to shut up, and so I'm not surprised they think students staring at a screen, ensconced from peers in close proximity and being stupefied is a good outcome. Truly infuriating and depressing.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14h
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/05/2026
Still the funniest scene in Star Wars.
Syril Karn dissociating in Andor.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Part 134 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg Spider web snuffbox, Paris, 1747-48
Glass box
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So much of what we are confronting today is best understood by the actions undertaken by white communities in response to integration orders. White supremacy is a form of democratic nihilism. Every institution, norm, and value of democracy will be sacrificed for it. calendar.eji.org/racial-injus...
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Sep. 27, 1958 | White Little Rock Voters Choose to Close Public Schools Rather Than Integrate
Learn more about our history of racial injustice
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'll take it
An image ofAn image of a medievAn image of a medieval birdAn image of a medieval bird that says a coot that says you are liberal, reliable and predictable
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's another! bsky.app/profile/danl...
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is so much disinformation about the "Super El Nino" floating around the internet b/c mentioning any sort of mechanism that affects weather seems to start a shouting match. So here's a good video that gives you JUST the info you need in under 2 minutes.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't believe the Lakers passed up the chance to have another white guy.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've watched all but 27 of these.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop what you’re doing! It’s time to watch a black swallowtail butterfly mosey about amongst the flowers for a minute until the train horn scares it away
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Kat the Lore Mistress @loremistress93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is exactly the news I’ve been hoping to hear about UKGE, kinda wish they’d announced it on their comms, but this just proves that change CAN happen if you shout loudly and proudly about something. 💛
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@olivia-jean.bsky.social watched 9 to 5 just yesterday!
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If full house was filmed today, uncle Jessie would have been born in 2002, uncle Joey would have been born in 1997 and Danny would've been born in 1996
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ezra had a rat in his room and was calling me to come deal with it, but I was asleep on the couch and after I awoke and went to deal with it (failed to kill it), had to make this meme.
The classThe classic datThe classic data's dead your next loThe classic data's dead, your next load. Moth meme but chThe classic data's dead, your next load. Moth meme but change to beThe classic data's dead, your next load. Moth, meme, but change to be about rats
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Injuries are awful.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
McBride from Duluth!
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You must construct additional pylons." –Weirdly, Sun Tzu, basically
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Solo Run Studio @solorunstudio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Zug zug” -Sun Tzu
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My sincere vision is that Dems absolutely crush Rs in the midterms and then do absolutely nothing to undo the catastrophic actions of this administration.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The PA music selection at Lynx games is elite
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THAT BLOCK!!!
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Either this one or...
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Evil Witch Laugh from Snow White
Alt: Evil Witch Laugh from Snow White
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If the starting point of a potential politician isn't a total destruction of ICE, a massive overhaul of CBP, and a thorough prosecution of these Gestapo goons, they don't have my vote.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Proud of my district and my school for establishing and announcing our ICE response protocols. ICE has ramped up their evil around Tacoma and we have students affected. I'm glad to be on our team to keep those nazi fucks off campus and shelter our students.
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♿️Maestro Fluger (he/him) @nfluger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey sunrise
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