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@nezteb.net
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Unc backend engineer. Passionate about functional programming, concurrency models, decentralization, local-first development, self-hosting, etc. Alaskan + 🇳🇴. Neutral good. DFTBA. Curious about Elixir? bsky.app/profile/nezteb.net/feed/aa…

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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 18/08/2026
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PDF copy of Elixir For Finance
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 24/07/2026
Happy Friday, fellow workers! www.githubstatus.com/incidents/yj... #github
"Distruption with some GitHub services"
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 23/06/2026
As someone from the Arctic, it's not a whole lot better. 😭
Fairbanks AK climate data via Wikipedia
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 23/06/2026
😏👉👉 #ElixirConf #ElixirLang #Nerves
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 23/06/2026
Lie down
Try not to cry
Cry a lot
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 07/06/2026
I don't really know what it does, but the vibes are vaguely IndieWeb with the AT protocol as the golden hammer.
LLM-generated comparison table between IndieWeb and standard.site
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 06/06/2026
I saw someone online clowning on NimbleCSV for being slow using a contrived vibecoded benchmark comparing it to a Rust NIF, so I present a technical rebuttal: gist.github.com/Nezteb/02de1... #ElixirLang Don't be cringe online; NimbleCSV is great; don't blame it for your bad parsing decisions.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 05/06/2026
sometimes Claude prefers to refer to itself as Claire
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 08/05/2026
"Damn It Peter", my Claude Skill for dealing with all these dang CVEs Peter keeps finding by updating all affected repos across my org.

Thank you for the hard (?) work Peter!
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 23/03/2026
Yutaka Kikuchi, professor at Kochi University of Technology, uses Zenoh to migrate running processes globally-distributed Nerves devices! #Elixir #Nerves #CodeBEAM
Yutaka Kikuchi speaking about custom Nerves hardware his team built for power plants in Japan.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 18/03/2026
🤩
100% human written according to Pangram
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 15/03/2026
I had defeated Chronos a couple times when the game was still in EA, but then completely forgot everything about the game by the time it fully released. So then I started a 2nd fresh playthrough and eventually "beat" Chronos/Typhon. I was surprised the game kept my attention as much as it did!
125.5 hours in Hades 2, 20.9 hours in Hades 1.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 28/02/2026
Got to visit a piece of history today: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_v...
The desert dumping site where Atari buried a bunch of video game cartridges in the 80s.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 20/02/2026
Jumping spiders of the genus Phidippus are the exception for me; they are cute, intelligent, and you can play with them. They will literally tilt their heads like dogs when they watch you.
A different jumping spider we found in our house, unnamed.A past jumping spider of mine in its enclosure; we named this one "Jack".
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 10/02/2026
I ran this on a personal project and it generated a huuuge CSV that brought my harddrive to its knees. 😅
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 09/02/2026
Hey there neighbor!
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 10/01/2026
I also have a Beelink machine with their cool GPU dock! It runs a Proxmox server with GPU passthrough for VMs and containers. 😄
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 30/12/2025
I've joined you. 😄
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 26/12/2025
Oh. 🙊 @redrapids.bsky.social @groxio.bsky.social #ElixirLang
youtube subtitle "dirty nips" instead of "dirty NIFs"
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 26/12/2025
For some reason it consistently takes about an extra second; I presume because of the extra check?
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 25/11/2025
I'd be so lost and distraught without @david.bernheisel.com's generator diff tool: elixirstream.dev/gendiff #ElixirLang
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 27/09/2025
🫠 bsky.app/moderation
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 25/09/2025
In case folks aren't aware, @christhekeele.social has GitHub sponsors set up: github.com/sponsors/chr... Chris is one of many prolific #ElixirLang developers who works hard to improve the community, and he's easily in the top 60 most helpful users on the forum IMO: elixirforum.com/u/christheke...
Chris Keele's GitHub sponsors page.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 18/09/2025
Dang it @peterullrich.com you're a bad (good) influence.
A software-defined radio (SRD) USB dongle.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 15/09/2025
🤔🫠
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 02/09/2025
💀
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 30/08/2025
Expert LSP already works with @zed.dev's #ElixirLang integration; I was expecting some sort of install/build failure on the first try, but it just worked! Anecdotally, Expert's go-to-definition is FAST. 🚀
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 27/08/2025
See you soon @elixirconf.bsky.social! 👀 #ElixirLang #ElixirConf #ElixirConfUS #ElixirConfUS2025 #tdd
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 23/08/2025
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 20/08/2025
The other side is my favorite though! #crashcourse
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 20/08/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social @complexly.bsky.social Crash course coin #542 checking in.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 11/07/2025
Example location of the stale manifest file:
Example path: stream_data/_build/test/lib/stream_data/.mix/compile.test_stale
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 07/07/2025
On that note, I've been stewing on some new Gleam branding... 🤪
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 27/06/2025
Find me at @elixirconf.bsky.social US 2025; I'll be talking about a special kind of "TDD"! #ElixirLang
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 24/06/2025
Unless we bumped into each other at ElixirConf US 2018, probably not!
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 24/06/2025
See y'all soon! 😏👉👉 #ElixirLang
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 18/06/2025
Here is the left-handed version for reference in case anyone is curious: 😏
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 15/06/2025
Aranet fan reporting in.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 12/06/2025
Same!
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 07/05/2025
I... don't actually know what this one labels.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 07/05/2025
Yes and yes! With a minor config workaround, you can use any OpenAI compatible provider: github.com/zed-industri... (I do this in order to use OpenRouter until it's officially supported)
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 06/05/2025
Actually, already done!
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 04/05/2025
For anyone else unfamiliar with the German language. 😄
English translation (via Google) of German magazine article.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 03/05/2025
You inspired me to try a few new prompts...
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 02/05/2025
Here's my first attempt: #ElixirLang
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 01/05/2025
Ahh good ol' Firefox.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 12/04/2025
My ideal body type:
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 09/04/2025
I didn't realize he was so passionate about API clients. For the record, I use Livebook + Req most of the time. #ElixirLang Although, I would love to see tools like Bruno succeed over the orange spaceman: github.com/usebruno/bruno
Ryan Reynolds is a keynote speaker at Postman's 2025 conference "POST/CON 25".
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 07/04/2025
Feeding dead insects I find around the house to the Venus flytrap in my office is my favorite plant bonding activity.
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{:ok, Noah} @nezteb.net · 03/04/2025
@elixirconf.bsky.social 👀 #ElixirLang
I submitted a session to ElixirConf US 2025.
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