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@newsdoode.bsky.social
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump called himself weak and stupid for backing off the tariffs. His words.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Prepare for a depression. It’s inevitable.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
At what point do we start calling it the downjones industrial average?
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If presidents control gas prices do they also control the stock market? Need some clarity here 😂😂😂
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
That was so nice of the republicans to stand and clap for that child with cancer before they cut the funding for his treatment.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Since pro lifers think having sex means you should also have the repercussions of a baby. I propose if you’re a pro lifer that has sex you’re forced to adopt a child.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Dan Bongino announced as Fbi deputy director. Two ways this could go. 1. Wildly incompetent and unable to get anything done. 2. Wildly incompetent and unable to get anything done while targeting the left. Ps. I’m nicknaming him bing bong.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
America= Fascist idiocracy
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
In the most predictable and comedic eff you to trump, columbia rejected 2 different planes carrying migrants back to columbia. Spiraling trump issued 25% tariffs against them and said they will go up in a week to 50%. I expect more countries will take the approach of rejecting flights.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Trump stated a ukraine peace agreement is “hopefully underway”… SO HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW???
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If it wasn’t a yatzee salute…
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
According to reports trump has already began purging top immigration officials from their leadership roles.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Congratulations president elon musk on your inauguration and thank you press secretary trump for accepting the award on his behalf.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I think tiktok is leaving live streaming off until after the inauguration. Probably to prevent any issues with the swearing in.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lets be real, the gov want’s tiktok banned because it’s highlighting too many failures of our government. Not just because of china.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tiktok is officially gone. Will be live on youtube M-F 6pm pacific and have content up daily over there for yall to view.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Trump will be the only president to destroy 2 good economies.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Congress should resign over the tiktok ban. Pledge to not run again. If tiktok is such a national security threat that I lose my job, prove it by losing yours. Solidarity with the votes you just lost.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Mood
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Reports last night and this morning confirm Ukraine is on a major offensive in Kursk.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
For FOUR YEARS, republicans justified voting down bills because of the “other stuff” in them, now they’re proposing this????? 😂😂😂😂
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A car driving through a crowd in new orleans as the first major news story of the year is the most sadistic bit of foreshadowing I’ve ever seen.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Me: “We need to have a toast for new years.” My son: “I want a pb and j”
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
“Happy new years york” - my son
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Trump FAILS to bring a peace deal to ukraine as russia rejects his deal. Who could have seen this coming?!???
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
SANTA NOOOOOO! (Russian propaganda video)
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
If you think about it, buying souvenirs for people that didn’t go on the trip, is really the most petty eff you on the planet. “Look where I went and you didn’t, here’s a shot glass.”
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
THE MOST PREDICTABLE BACKPEDAL OF ALL TIME! This was a central campaign promise.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Congress agrees to funding bill, Trump sticks his nose in it, Republicans praise him getting this deal done, The house rejects it. HE’S SUCH AN EFFECTIVE PRESIDENT 🥰
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Was thinking about bluesky specific content…. Like videos. Thoughts?
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Rob Thomas of matchbox 20 got way to much hate growing up. Yes I will fight over this opinion.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Republicans are upset leftists aren’t upset with the brian thompson murder but praised the dude that choked a black guy to death on the subway…. Okay bro 😂
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
SYRIA COLLAPSES! Bashar Al Assad is nowhere to be found. Bashar has been one of the worst dictators in modern history. His warcrimes are so disturbed I can’t repeat most of them on social media for TOS violations and the mental health of my viewers.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
THEY AREN’T LOOKING INTO THE NUMBERS! WONDER WHY?!?!
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Here are my thoughts on the united health ceo shooting from a gun owner. This was likely an amateur and my guess, someone that was personally affected by united health. (Expand for more)
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Beware the Fascist Creep. Fascist Creep refers to leftists and moderates leaning into fascists because they believe fascists will help them reach their ultimate goals. They wont, and I’ve watched too many leftists begin to try and kiss the ring. Trump must be opposed. Fascist must be stopped.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Yesterday for thanksgiving we did the obligatory “what are you grateful for” thing. My 4 year old said “I’m grateful my mom let me come to dinner with my daddy.” 😭😭😭 It’s not like he can’t come over whenever he wants. It was just so adorable.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“Get in losers. We’re getting polio.”
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
What living in America is like. Progressives: Hey billionaire, you ate 90% of this pizza, you should pay for 90% of the pizza. Billionaires: No, It’s people like me that keep this place open. Dems: I see no problem. Maga: THAT FUCKING WAITER!
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I THOUGHT THEY WEREN’T STARTING ANY NEW WARS?!?!?
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We need medicare for all and we need a politician strong enough to bring that message.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
To spite maga, I’m going deer hunting next year. And I’ve never hunted deer. I’m going to the closest area just outside of the most red area in my state. If we’re forced to spend more at the store. So will that republican who missed out on the deer I took.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Republicans screamed that BRICS would destroy the US, yet actively advocate for policies that would strengthen BRICS.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
So… trans women in congress is a problem but not rapists… this timeline is fun.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If egg prices keep going up, we’ll have to start gold fishing peoples house.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m not sure if no one is paying attention to the RFK pick because it’s not a serious pick or because reps are planning on approving the nomination. Regardless, he is the single worst most destructive nomination in American history.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The Trump administration’s #1 enemy.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
There have been 20 “red lines” crossed by the west. Russia has not retaliated with nukes. Their objective is to scare the west’s public into not wanting to engage. Amazing how easily we’re manipulated by propaganda.
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Doode @newsdoode.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Remember when Trump refused to watch the movie Parasite because reading subtitles was too difficult for him. 😂😂😂
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