Recent excitement about seeing an Englishman going out in the midday sun, was in itself remarkable not only because of the unusual appearance of the sun at this time of year, but more particularly tha...

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The Office of Budgetary Responsibility is to be renamed the Office of Hypothetical Spending and will devote 100% of its time to costing up Opposition spending plans.‘It’s all very well saying how you’...

Bears have reacted angrily to ITV’s undercover filming which apparently shows prominent members of the community shitting in the woods.‘We were misled’, one bear said. ‘We thought they shared our inte...

In a drearily predictable response to current events, someone with too much free time has claimed that “Russian bots” were responsible for American actress Myha’la being voted off Celebrity Traitors l...

Fox News Verryiffy Team have found out why the IDF are so far behind with reporting back on the hundreds of untoward incidents Israel said would be looked into. The explanation is very simple. Only on...

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Fifty-nine year-old Kevin Philpott, a warehouse manager from Stoke, has just completed a project he started at aged seven when his Mum gave him an almost empty spool of sewing thread.For that was all ...

Toy maker Mattel admitted today that Press Secretary Barbie, the latest iteration in its long running series of plastic blonde dolls, hasn’t been entirely successful.“The main problem was making it ta...

Word has reached us that US investment firm Gordon Brothers is seeking a buyer for it's Poundland stores that it bought in the summer of 2025 for a symbolic £1.The chain has been struggling for a numb...

Fortunately as we don't know what it is, we are completely unable to speculate. This also means any super injunction won't work on us, as you can only gag someone who has something to say.That said, i...

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The Beatles drummer Ringo Star issued this statement to press this afternoon about the Beatles’ back catalogue, in particular tracks on which he sang lead vocals:First of all, we don’t want to hurt th...

Dave (56) is a proud patriot. Bald, fat and with a history of domestic violence he loves his country. Recent Ukrainian attacks on Russian data centres have left him tired and dispirited.'In the good o...

Not only will they suspend the asylum system, they said any major policy decisions will be deferred pending the findings of a Royal Commission on Whether Anything Really Needs Doing. This will be foll...

X, it turns out, very much marks the spot, as Ukraine has hilariously started bombing some Russian bot farms, with the US mid term elections only weeks away.Twitter in particular is now a ghost town a...

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With all the authority of a substitute teacher, Nadhim Zahawi is attempting to reduce cabinet absenteeism, denying their chants that they 'don't need no educayshun or thought control'.A departmental s...

"I've said all along," said Nigel Farage, stroking his British Blue moggy, Rothmans, "that if you start letting asylum-seeking Amur tigers land in small boats on our shores and lay on zoo enclosures f...

Netflix has signed a deal with the US government to broadcast all future executions live on a dedicated new channel to be called Deathflix. The executions will take place during Super Bowl weekend to ...

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Home Secretary Suella Braverman has announced that from 2023 all citizens will be given new 'Brexit Caste' level, following the model that is used to define people in India.The surprise announcement, ...

Undercover reporters have discovered that Deloitte helped Roman Ambramovich falsify tax returns, which is like saying you have found out that he does not keep his money under a mattress. Nothing is su...

Donald Trump’s desperate deal to get diesel prices down is a dismal disaster. Vladimir Putin can hardly believe his luck.Donald’s deal is to buy diesel from Russia, to bring down prices in the US and ...