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There's a bloke waving a big sign saying "Jesus saves" outside the hospital. All I could think when seeing that was "not if they don't let him pitch in the 6th inning he doesn't".

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For a bunch of old codgers, AC/DC rocked! I was worried the guitarist was going to have a heart attack.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bring on Acca Dacca (AC/DC).

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, that game was good, until it wasn't.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those bastards reel me in and make me believe....

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please, someone tell me Alvarado isn't up next.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They're just getting me in the mood for Hell's Bells at the ACDC concert tonight.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is not a postseason atmosphere.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have no chance pronouncing it like that, like most things here.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Awkward night, when the woman at the bar that slapped me in the face on Friday night came in and sat right next to me. She had no idea why she did it, apparently. But I am a cheeky shit, so I probably deserved it. 😂

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When it comes to sport, I just expect them to be competitive. If they fight like hell, I'll be a happy man.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm pretty sure Madonna is wearing an elderly person's diaper under that outfit. Her derriere is extremely padded.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Only sharks should have friggin' laser beams imo.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why does Madonna have laser beams coming out of her dancers vaginas on the MTV music awards?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I find myself cheering for whatever team is playing the Cowboys.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm soggy and cold, but it was well worth it.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Phillies have never lost a game that I've attended, including when Walker was pitching. I'm doing my bit for the boys in the rain today.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

These are probably the best seats I'll ever get, and they were crazy cheap.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hell yes. I'll see you there! 👊

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm seeing seats as cheap as $15 for this afternoon's Phillies game in the rain. I must be a sadistic bugger, because I'm seriously considering it.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What's the worst that could happen if they fire Dombrowski? We have to listen to him commentate alongside Ruben?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Another sport I need to learn

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What am I supposed to do until the NBA preseason starts? Take up knitting?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In 1964 the Phillies held a 6.5 game lead with 12 games to play. They then lost 10 straight and missed the playoffs.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What a funny old night. The highlight was probably the Delco woman at the bar slapping me not once, but twice in the face for not paying close enough attention to what she was saying. Which made me cry with laughter. 😂

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026