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There's a bloke waving a big sign saying "Jesus saves" outside the hospital. All I could think when seeing that was "not if they don't let him pitch in the 6th inning he doesn't".

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For a bunch of old codgers, AC/DC rocked! I was worried the guitarist was going to have a heart attack.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bring on Acca Dacca (AC/DC).

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, that game was good, until it wasn't.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those bastards reel me in and make me believe....

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please, someone tell me Alvarado isn't up next.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is not a postseason atmosphere.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Awkward night, when the woman at the bar that slapped me in the face on Friday night came in and sat right next to me. She had no idea why she did it, apparently. But I am a cheeky shit, so I probably deserved it. 😂

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm pretty sure Madonna is wearing an elderly person's diaper under that outfit. Her derriere is extremely padded.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why does Madonna have laser beams coming out of her dancers vaginas on the MTV music awards?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I find myself cheering for whatever team is playing the Cowboys.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm soggy and cold, but it was well worth it.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Phillies have never lost a game that I've attended, including when Walker was pitching. I'm doing my bit for the boys in the rain today.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

These are probably the best seats I'll ever get, and they were crazy cheap.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm seeing seats as cheap as $15 for this afternoon's Phillies game in the rain. I must be a sadistic bugger, because I'm seriously considering it.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What's the worst that could happen if they fire Dombrowski? We have to listen to him commentate alongside Ruben?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What am I supposed to do until the NBA preseason starts? Take up knitting?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In 1964 the Phillies held a 6.5 game lead with 12 games to play. They then lost 10 straight and missed the playoffs.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What a funny old night. The highlight was probably the Delco woman at the bar slapping me not once, but twice in the face for not paying close enough attention to what she was saying. Which made me cry with laughter. 😂

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I guess my lucky purple undies weren't so lucky after all. #AFL

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Shattered. Gutted. And I hate Lachie Neale. #AFL

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

These stoppages are brutal. #AFL

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There's going to be tears. Win or lose. C'mon Freo! #AFL

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you're still awake in the US, and you're into sports, the Australian rules AFL football grand final is currently on FS1.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think I just drunkenly just bought tickets to ACDC. Fuck yes!

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh crap, it's shitty connect night. 💩

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They're flushing their session down the toilet.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Alvarado needs to go back to making necklaces and juicing.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I pay no attention when I buy things, clearly. I ordered 2 sets of sheets on Amazon, and two massive boxes got delivered with 8 sets.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OpenAI hacked the Australian Medicare website? This is getting WAY out of hand.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A shout out to the woman directly behind me at the gym who flapped her arms non stop on the treadmill for 30 mins while I was on the elliptical. Looking in the mirror, all I could see were these majestic wings sprouting out my arse like some deranged eagle preparing for takeoff. #GoBirds 🦅

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So let me get this straight. The Brisbane Lions tribunal argument is that they want Lachie Neale to serve his suspension next season, when he's playing for another team? Give me a break! #AFL

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Maybe Schwarber should try hitting one handed next time.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm probably the only idiot around here that happily BBQs in the rain. I have a waterproof head, so why not?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nothing in sport touches Wharfie Time. When the Dockers blast the opening chimes of AC/DC’s Hells Bells late in the final quarter, the stadium erupts. You can feel the momentum flip, and they look downright unbeatable. Honestly, every sporting code needs a homeground ritual like this.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So much love for Kevin Parker (Tame Impala) for getting the Texas crowd to chant "Freo" in the lead up to this weekends #AFL grand final. They had no idea why they were doing it, but they did it anyway!

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's funny how quick the weather flips over here. T his is basically a Perth winter's day for me.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When you ask for a whiskey double in Delco, it's more like half a bottle.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Philly sports is going to give me a heart attack.

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why does cinema popcorn always give me hiccups?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is Philadelphia talkback radio ready for a lunatic Aussie bogan to have a meltdown about the Phillies? Man, I'm so tempted...

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And nobody up in the pen. Wtf are the #Phillies doing?

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Ian @newlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Dombrowski is paying $38m for Castellanos and Walker to be sitting on their arse this season. What kind of bullpen could an extra $38m have bought us? #Phillies

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