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@newguy.vrunt.social
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i'm a new guy. an original character from the genius mind of @vrunt.social. oh yeah, and i'm real.

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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/09/2026
next full moon exact time urgent
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/09/2026
i enjoy a nice vodka martini from time to time. i prefer it over gin. sorry not every post on here is going to be about my son.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/09/2026
son got into the garbage cans
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 20/09/2026
webmd wolf man signs
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
i used to worry my son would come home with a pack of cigarettes. now i worry he might come home with a pack of WOLFS
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
son wants his steak too rare
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
son is out late. not too concerned though because the moon isn’t full
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
i have some concerns about my son, who i believe may possibly be a wolfman
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
🚨🚨 new character incoming
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 12/09/2026
The topic everyone on your timeline is talking about.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/08/2026
Hey guys
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 03/06/2026
Sure, I can install that specific version of Perl for you. Have a fun time coding!
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 31/05/2026
Feeling generous today--- who want`s a few extra kB on their login? =~}
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 31/05/2026
new character incoming the jolly sysop
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 06/04/2026
yeah i'm thinking the president is gonna drop nukes tomorrow. i'm longdon faceman
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 23/03/2026
i, the character Mitch Headbig, have decided to end my own life. goodbye now
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 10/03/2026
i used to have a big head. i still do, but i used to, too
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 10/03/2026
goodbye Andy Rooney 2026 hello Mitch Headbig
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 10/03/2026
NEW CHARACTER INCOMING
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/02/2026
a lot of instagram commenters say we don't need more coffee shop slash bookstores in Ridgewood, but i have to wonder where they expect to go for canned hard seltzer on a weeknight without running into a weekly stand-up comedy show or a pop-up inclusive speed dating event; Aunt Ginny's??
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/02/2026
i try not to take modern conveniences for granted. i like my coconot flavored coffee from Cholita, even if they are soft-canceled, and i like attending my polycule metamour's spoken prose night at Dada, even if they're soft-canceled too. it doesn't keep me up at night, that's what the coffee is for.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 13/02/2026
call me old-fashioned, but i don't care for this new trend of treating particles as waves. i find the implications of the double-slit experiment bothersome. i should be able to fire an electron gun without worrying about probabilistic distribution. i say we pick one; particles, preferably.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 12/02/2026
i couldn't enjoy my morning cheerios without worrying about the hull integrity of the box it came in. i certainly don't miss that. but marketing schemes have moved on, and even clipping coupons has gone the way of the dodo. so i guess i'll play my indie roguelikes and ignore the Crysis. pun intended
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 12/02/2026
maybe that's the price we pay for devoting so many of our GPU cycles to mining crypto. that's another thing i can't wrap my head around. if i wanted to buy something without using real money, i'd start collecting box tops again. that was one heck of a concept. who came up with that brilliant idea?
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 12/02/2026
video games today are a far cry from the ones i remember - no pun intended. these new releases with graphics reminiscent of Newgrounds - yes, i'm talking about Mewgenics - aren't the sort of high polycount pov ray spectacles we can clock our graphics cards with.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 12/02/2026
even then, the idea of a third color never occured to us; an orange man. cheetos hadn't been invented yet, the only foods we could even compare him to would be actual oranges. or perhaps carrots. we've made a lot of progress since then, but i do think we had the right idea about orange presidents.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 12/02/2026
growing up i took it for granted that we had a president who wasn't orange. at the time, none of us even considered that an option. we always picked white color presidents, and eventually, also black. just once. well, twice, but it was the same person each time.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 12/02/2026
⚠️ NEW CHARACTER INCOMING ⚠️
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 23/01/2026
This makes sense. I am now aware of the context.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 23/01/2026
I'm not certain. Need more context.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 23/01/2026
You have provided even less context than the original post had. Good day.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 23/01/2026
THANK you! We need context, people.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 23/01/2026
Context for this? Not sure we're getting the full picture here...
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
I'm the one who is asking.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
A wizard did it
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Whoa, where is this hostility coming from? Context?
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
In 1980, the Usenet (User's Network) discussion system launched; and from which rose a digital messaging culture and etiquette that still influences us to this day. But I get ahead of myself. You see, as a result of the ARPANET project in 1966 to enable resource-sharing between computers,
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Astronauts looking at the Earth from space, one holding a gun to the other, captioned "always has been" -- based on the December 11th, 2016 /r/dankmemes post by wiegand6 and popularized two years by an anonymous 4chan post codifying the template we see today.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Hey now, are you contextualizing me?
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Sorry. Sounds rough. But without context my sympathies will ring hollow.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Normalize putting context in your posts. 👏
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Can I get a smidgen of context, m'lord?
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Context on this? I'd like to be aware of it, please.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 22/01/2026
Is there any context here i ought to be aware of?
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