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Chris Jones

@newchris.bsky.social
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Politics afficionado, writer, former finance professional. Dabble in comedy. Animal lover. Proud Leftist 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇪🇺

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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I mean, they are good.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Impressive. Most impressive.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Just don't buy their non-stick. It's garbage.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/03/2025
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Steak'n'shake is good though. Unfortunate!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Pfff no you're not
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Labour wants to slash welfare spending before taxing the super-rich? Utterly obscene. The UK is broken enough—this will only make it worse. People won’t stand for it. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social, what the hell are you thinking? #TaxTheRich
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
How much are they now? Here in the UK, they're available pretty cheap.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Timely take! :/
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Trump is not smarter than Musk but I agree Musk is a misunderstood f*cking moron.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
IMBLEACH 2026
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
youtube.com/shorts/FXiko...
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🐦 Noisy Nuthatch Calls Loudly While Foraging! | Amazing UK Bird in 4K #Shorts
YouTube video by North London Bird Feeder
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The notion that the USA is no longer a good place to do business is harrowing. Lemme see those credit ratings!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Cashier: will you be enjoying Pancake Day tonight, sir? Me: No, I've foolishly just started a diet! Cashier: I'm going to have some then do Lent properly and be strict. Me: Oh, that's where I've gone wrong [pats belly], I thought you were supposed to eat MORE for Lent! 😂
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
So long, billions! Wheee!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Zelensky may not wear a suit, but Emperor Trump has no clothes at all!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oh, so like, full oppression.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Trump and Vance wanted Zelensky to thank them for an aid package that Vance voted against and Trump opposed.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If you really went old school you can keep them up till candlemas but these guys are freaks. What are they waiting for?
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yeah if I was Zelensky, I would've said, "touch my arm one more time, Donny."
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Mostly by Trump's stupidity and narcissism.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
But George, you're defusing it right now. Social media is not conducive to civil unrest. We're being passified. You like psychology. We're constantly dissociated.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Lindsey Graham is a full and complete laughing stock.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yeah, is there a Darwin War Prize?
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I agree. One might charitably say it was 80 years.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Congratulations to Russia, on winning the Cold War.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Attend in Ukrainian and USA colors then stand up and leave when Trump enters.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump is identical to my narcissistic grandfather. Same facial expressions, intimidation tactics, everything. He literally gives me nightmares, but here we are.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump doesn't understand soft power or hard power. Penis too small for either?
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"You should be thanking us" is the tiniest dick energy.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Agreed. Zelensky wasn't willing to humiliate himself and his country for weapons. That's all Trump would accept.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Really? He's kind of been at it for ten years.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Nah, I honestly think it was Vance's ego stinging without enough public stroking. He basically said, "we're on TV, show us more gratitude."
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
For those not viewing this through the psychopathology lens: Vance's complaints about "litigating in front of the American media" are classic abuser rhetoric. There's no greater sin than to air the dirty laundry publicly. We are in an era of global trauma inflicted by people like he and his boss.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Damn, I really needed a belt!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hey @cnn.com, it wasn't a shouting match. It was two angry men and a calm one.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump is like my old granddad - reads half a tabloid once a week and thinks he's a political genius.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The USA didn't even have a century on top and now it's back to isolation. Trust me, it's about to shrivel like Trump's tiny balls. Amazing how weak the system was in the face of a pathological personality.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I don't actually believe this was on purpose. I just think Trump doesn't care except for how he can spin the outcome into positive coverage. Vance swallows whatever Trump regurgitates. Trump's attitude is "fellate me like Starmer did or I won't help you." Zelensky should rally the EU.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Trump keeps saying US spent 350 billion defending Ukraine Its actually 140 billion but only 80 billion has been delivered. Billions went to American jobs- we gave Ukraine our weapons and constructed newer weaponry for US arsenal Europe has given far more $ than the US
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just because you're too stupid to debate a nuanced point, doesn't mean I have to educate you, moron.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hey, we're on TV! You should thank us more!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
False.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If I were Zelensky, I would've said, "touch my arm one more time."
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🤡 Awooga Virus 2025!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
A LOT of rural folks will be making alternative tractor arrangements. 😂
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Democracy is overrated but oligarchy isn't the best alternative.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Indelible.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
How embarrassing!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Well, yeah, it's free speech for billionaires. Media outlet purchases.
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