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Chris Jones

@newchris.bsky.social
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Politics afficionado, writer, former finance professional. Dabble in comedy. Animal lover. Proud Leftist 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇪🇺

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/03/2025
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Labour wants to slash welfare spending before taxing the super-rich? Utterly obscene. The UK is broken enough—this will only make it worse. People won’t stand for it. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social, what the hell are you thinking? #TaxTheRich
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Cashier: will you be enjoying Pancake Day tonight, sir? Me: No, I've foolishly just started a diet! Cashier: I'm going to have some then do Lent properly and be strict. Me: Oh, that's where I've gone wrong [pats belly], I thought you were supposed to eat MORE for Lent! 😂
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Zelensky may not wear a suit, but Emperor Trump has no clothes at all!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Trump and Vance wanted Zelensky to thank them for an aid package that Vance voted against and Trump opposed.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Lindsey Graham is a full and complete laughing stock.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Congratulations to Russia, on winning the Cold War.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump is identical to my narcissistic grandfather. Same facial expressions, intimidation tactics, everything. He literally gives me nightmares, but here we are.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"You should be thanking us" is the tiniest dick energy.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
For those not viewing this through the psychopathology lens: Vance's complaints about "litigating in front of the American media" are classic abuser rhetoric. There's no greater sin than to air the dirty laundry publicly. We are in an era of global trauma inflicted by people like he and his boss.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hey @cnn.com, it wasn't a shouting match. It was two angry men and a calm one.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump is like my old granddad - reads half a tabloid once a week and thinks he's a political genius.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The USA didn't even have a century on top and now it's back to isolation. Trust me, it's about to shrivel like Trump's tiny balls. Amazing how weak the system was in the face of a pathological personality.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I don't actually believe this was on purpose. I just think Trump doesn't care except for how he can spin the outcome into positive coverage. Vance swallows whatever Trump regurgitates. Trump's attitude is "fellate me like Starmer did or I won't help you." Zelensky should rally the EU.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Trump keeps saying US spent 350 billion defending Ukraine Its actually 140 billion but only 80 billion has been delivered. Billions went to American jobs- we gave Ukraine our weapons and constructed newer weaponry for US arsenal Europe has given far more $ than the US
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If I were Zelensky, I would've said, "touch my arm one more time."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/02/2025
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Trump's plan is not to sell Ukraine security for half their mineral wealth, it's to let Russia take Ukraine in exchange for half the mineral wealth. Europe needs to unify quickly or there will be a new Berlin Conference in Moscow and it will be picked apart.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Spent an hour recording my bird feeder in North London, and it's a peaceful watch! This 4K video captures blue tits, great tits, wood pigeons, and a robin enjoying the feeder. If you love birdwatching, check it out! 🎥 🔗 Watch here: youtu.be/UpegtLEhMok #BirdFeeder #UKBirds
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1 Hour of UK Garden Birds in 4K | Relaxing Bird Feeder Cam & Wildlife
YouTube video by North London Bird Feeder
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Making The Sims unavailable for Mac is like making grass unavailable for cows. We've mooved on from PCs.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Goodnight, American soft power. #USAID
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Irrelevant. It was never about prices. They did not trade democracy for eggs. They traded democracy for feeling better about themselves. The Democratic problem is we make them feel bad about themselves.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"The United States will leave the World Health Organization, President Donald Trump said on Monday, saying the global health agency had mishandled the COVID-19 pandemic and other international health crises." RIP irony.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A 50% increase in subscription price, eh, @microsoft.com ?
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
WELCOME FASCISTS 😂
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If you are a Trump voter with a net worth of less than $10m, you've been had. Good luck.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just glimpsed the inauguration. What a bunch of decrepit, amoral wastrels.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Watching the covid inquiry. Matt Hancock is just FULL of shit. It's on trend, I suppose.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Anti-sanity protesters protesting in favour of a climate emergency today in Bounds Green, London. "The climate always changes. It's not your fault."
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Are people going to stand up to Trump, or what? He's literally destabilising the world with Musk, and they know how to profit from chaos.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
What have the Romans ever done for us? www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
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Roman Empire’s use of lead lowered IQ levels across Europe, study finds
Widespread use of metal caused estimated 2- to 3-point drop in IQ for nearly 180 years of Pax Romana
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Venus and the moon from North London ✨
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Shit start to the year but I'm determined 2025 will be better!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This year was such a mind-fck that I forgot there was an Olympics.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Elaborate Chrismas selfie. Merry Chris! 🎄
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Has there ever been a more entitled, unpleasant group of pricks than the current crop of retirees? I suspect not.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Invasion and War of the Worlds... Why are we doing alien invasions in which weird kids get spooky abilities? What is that about? What are we expressing with that? It's shit.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Only 9 days left to fortify your homes against the Grinch. He must not get his hands on our roast beast!
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Instead of the traditional "ho ho ho!", I'm going to teach my children that Santa Claus yells, "Hooooo!" like Lion-O from Thundercats.
Lion-O from 1980s show Thundercats
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
After all this Luigi stuff, I'll be keeping all Lists private this Christmas. Please respect my decision.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Regarding Luigi Mangione, I think we shouldn't jump from dissatisfied to cold blooded murder without trying mass protest. Seems lazy.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Wild. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Woman who accused Duke lacrosse players of rape in 2006 now admits she lied
One-time accuser Crystal Mangum said she "betrayed the trust of a lot of other people who believed in me."
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This guy is another greedy charlatan. When is this phase of history going to end, please? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Steven Bartlett sharing harmful health misinformation on Diary of CEO podcast
Disproven health claims are accepted with little challenge by host on number one podcast, BBC investigation finds.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
OCCASIONAL REMINDER: time.com/archive/6598...
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Adolf Hitler: Man of the Year, 1938
Greatest single news event of 1938 took place on September 29, when four statesmen met at the Führerhaus, in Munich, to redraw the map of Europe. The three visiting statesmen at that historic...
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Next door neighbour brought the baby around. You know it's expensive because it's got that "new human smell."
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Mangione is Italian for "he ate."
Fake tweet from Burger King.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Cooked Italian last night and the house smells AMAZING this morning.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I believe Mangione is Italian for "he ate."
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Oh, the Syrian tyrant flew to Moscow to escape justice? Assad face.
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Chris Jones @newchris.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Guys, Dune: Prophesy is fucking good. 👍
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