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THE NARRATOR.

@neverdecaying.bsky.social
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I’m only delusional if I’m wrong. And I’m not wrong. I can’t be wrong. IC: www.tumblr.com/television--addict/8…

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Long book: Slay the Princess
No book: Slay the Princess if the narrator tried estrogen instead of killing herself and trying to rid the world of death
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// INCREDIBLY FUNNY POST I JUST CAME ACROSS www.tumblr.com/totalstupidi...
Voice of the Hero: Because you're obviously just Him doing a fake voice?The Narrator: I don't know where you got that idea. It's absurd, and I wouldn't stoop that low.Voice of the Correct: (in a shaky font) Yes, He wouldn't stoop that low.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Narrator: I'm going to pretend you didn't just call her that.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
// that specific spelling of vampire is literally only because of this
Reese
"What are you doing in the morgue?"
• (Flirt) "H-hi...!"
• "Vampyr!"
• "You haven't seen Stella around, have you? She's been missing since last night."
• "Oh, my God... you died and she Frankensteined you back to life!"
• "Am I interrupting something?"
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Oh fuck yes
.On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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The Damsel smiling back at The Long Quiet.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
( dreamy, wistful sigh )
The Curator: And yet, it would be just a few minutes before Stanley would restart the game, back in his office, alive as ever.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
// WAIT GUYS HE'S BRITISH IT'S OKAY
fag¹
/faɡ/
noun, informal • British English
a cigarette.
"she's got a fag in her mouth, and she's squinting her eyes against the smoke"
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
// no thats bad. Thats Just Awful
Spectre: You gotta slow down, buddy
Narrator: This is a free construct. You can't take away my freedom of speech.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
What the fuck is this
Scarlet Estate from Scarlet Hollow.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You're on a path in the wHey where the hell are you. Wrong path
Path in the woods from Scarlet Hollow. A mountain lion is watching from the grass.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
// DONT THINK I EVER SAW THIS ONE
The Long Quiet: How did you die?
The Narrator: I killed myself. It had to be done, really. None of this would have worked if I were still alive. Nobody living could know about her.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
sapphling: your "harmless" outdoor catgirl just fucking killed and ate my subby birdboy
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
WHO THE FUCK IS
Path in the woods but the Witch is walking down it
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
// Its water.
Chapter III: The Grey "path in the woods"
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
// it wouldnt be Exactly this because she works in the shadows and this is regular chapter one basement we're working with But
The Beast in the middle of the room, looking back at The Long Quiet.The Beast, covered in blood, with a trail of intestines dragging from her mouth
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
( nc )
The Razor holding up her arms and smiling captioned "ABSOLUTE CINEMA" like that Martin Scorcese meme
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
// I CANT ESCAPE
A list of Annie's color palettes but the focus is 21 which is Sayaka Miki for Annie and Madoka Kaname for Sagan
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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// she can be fixed by the way. She can be fixed we see it in (the next part is cut off from the bottom) happily ever after. whos gonna forcefem the narrator
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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sometimes i think "the narrators not that bad" then i remember he split these two apart and forced them into the cycle of violence we see in the game and i wanna boil that motherfucker
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"Her"
The Narrator. @echo.protects.earth
I'm a man. I'm a cisgender, heterosexual male.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
// putting this here too
im putting all the old british narrators i can find in a room and seeing which one comes out covered in the others blood. i know for a fact they arent getting along

slay the princess narrator five minutes in a room with the stanley parable narrator: you don't even describe the surroundings? you just tell this "stanley" what to do and hope he listens? that's ridiculous. how do you expect him to know what to do with such negligent guidance?
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
// scrolling through "narrator stp" on tumblr and seeing stanley parable narrator art tagged with "stp" instead
A picture of a frustrated Razor captioned with red text "DEVISTATION"
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My hero losing his fucking mind
I've played for 2 hours and I'm losing my mind

I went in blind, like a lot of recommendations said, and the game has consumed my every waking thought.

I have so many questions that I can't wait to find answers to.

What is she? For that matter, what am I?

Am I trapped in a time loop? Or are there alternate worlds that are being destroyed in our wake?

I don't want to hurt her. I don't think she wants to kill me, either. She hasn't killed me, not technically. Oh, she's broken me down to atoms, one time my organs all shut down (can't guarantee that was her doing), and I suppose there was when she stabbed me to death in self defense, but she was apologizing the whole time so it doesn't count.

What is that thing in The Long Quiet? I don't trust it. I don't like it. I don't like how it handles the princess. Is it hurting her? If anything needs slaying it's that handsy abomination.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
lucy it's okay psspsp it's okay lucy c'mere
The Long Quiet offering his hand to the Den.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
YO THERE'S A STRAY CAT OUTSIDE. I DON'T WANT IT STARTIN' A FIGHT WIT' LUCY
The Den with blood dripping from her mouth.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
'The Narrator.' Yes, I suppose that's my job, isn't it? You needed help after all. An objective voice to guide your blade. But you were never supposed to see me. I wonder how many worlds you damned to extinction to fall this far. (The Narrator from Slay the Princess.) (Adult.) (He/him.)
The Narrator in the mirror.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Shattered glass, in the reflection of which is a crow.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
... Seriously? That clearly says "The Princess."
The Princess: You're here to slayyyyy her.
Put on the dress, hero. It's time to slay.
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
temp pin.
The Narrator: Oh, do you want me to talk now?
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