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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

// the knife line doesn't make as much sense with a sword instead of the tiny little pristine blade but the princess is thinking like this

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

// INCREDIBLY FUNNY POST I JUST CAME ACROSS www.tumblr.com/totalstupidi...

Voice of the Hero: Because you're obviously just Him doing a fake voice?

The Narrator: I don't know where you got that idea. It's absurd, and I wouldn't stoop that low.

Voice of the Correct: (in a shaky font) Yes, He wouldn't stoop that low.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

/She's/ not dangerous. /She's/ just a princess. The danger comes if she gets /out./ Don't plant foolish thoughts like that in people's heads.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

/Thank you./ You could all stand to be a bit more like her, you know.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Surely if I send more people to slay the Princess, the job will get done eventuaWhat the fuck are you doing. Stop that.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

She was talking about me. And she's working under the incorrect assumption that I do /all/ the narration. That's ridiculous.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

...Which one is that supposed to be?

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

// lrp she was kinda real for that

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UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

if you aren't gay or a woman then why are you like that?

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

That could not be further from the truth.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

What are you all babbling about now?

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The decider. @thelongquiet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

／／　ooo i know narrator MAD!! he thought this interaction was for one day!

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I don't appreciate this slander of my character.

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Yuri Quote Bot @yuriquotes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Hands clasped, the two of you open the door, and step out into a new day. You irredeemable murderers.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

How rude. *I* haven't done anything. If I could, I'd rid the world of you myself, but I can't, so I haven't.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I doubt I'll have to worry about that, because it won't happen. The fate of the world rests in very capable hands.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Because I know I'm right, so I have nothing to feel sorry for.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

She's right to be sorry. It doesn't mean, however, that you should forgive her.

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🔨 JACK, @powerarmoring.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

remember: things are always better if they last forever

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☆彡 @richiepostslove.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I am the quiet you’ve been longing for.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

"... Uh-huh. And you're aware this all just sounds like a way to save face for trying to kill me, aren't you?" And now the world-ending Princess you've decided to trust thinks you're either insane or a compulsive liar. Good going, "hero." As you bring the saw to the door, it gives. Obviously. +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

"Uh... sure? Who's 'he,' though?" You make the half-witted, asinine, and quite frankly insane decision to put the Princess down to attempt opening the secure door. She leans against the wall of the stairwell. What, are you a monarchist or something? Or just a pure nihilist? This is a lot of +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

It's the end of *everything.* There is no "living after," because there is no "living," period. I cannot believe you're so selfish that you'd end the lives of countless people to spare the life of one. A subjugating monarch, no less. ...Gah. Fine. You lift the Princess into your arms, and she +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I didn't *want* to, but you've forced my hand. I'm not about to let the world end because you got *bored.* You try to grab the Princess, but your hand remains firmly in place. ( His words are hollow. Push any further and it's like He isn't even here. ) "...What, having second thoughts? Don't +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

"Perfect." She holds out a hand so you can lift her out of the water. No, you can't just let her out like this! ... *I* can't just let her out like this. Before you can grab hold of the Princess, your body locks rigidly in place, completely and entirely frozen. You are *not* freeing her.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

"I don't need you to cut me out." She raises her shackled hand, lifting the chain out of the water. It's rusted from countless time soaking under the surface, and she doesn't even break a sweat as she snaps the links. She hops off the rock and into the water, swimming close to where you stand. +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

"Not if you want to get out of here alive." Of course you have a choice. If you shoot her in the head, I greatly doubt she'd have the physical ability to do much of anything, and she certainly couldn't kill you in such a state.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

"What I *want* is to leave. A taste of your blood would just be a nice bonus. I thought we were in agreement last time, but I guess you had other plans." You can just barely make out a smile. "So. You carry me out of here, and I won't rip these things out. Maybe if you play nice enough, I'll +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Listen to me. Whatever she says, whatever happened last time you were here: forget about it. Just do what you're here to do; you don't even have to get close to her with that thing. "You must've not killed me well enough last time." You suddenly feel something slimy wrapping around your legs, +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

// i'm gonna try designing The Leech when this thread is done. i have an image of her in my head and shes Fun

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withered quote bot @fatecalls.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

The water has a horrible gel feeling and I love it. I can't sense the bottom or see beneath the surface - something underneath brushes past my leg. I love it here. I never want to leave.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

As you step into the water, you notice that further into the basement, the water gradually gets deeper, to an extreme that you'd need to swim to even reach the Princess. The silhouette of the Princess comes into view. She's perched on a large stone that just barely crests the water, a shackle +

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☆彡 @richiepostslove.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Everyone here is a princess. I’m like the only one here who’s not a princess.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

... Alright, sure. But if this cabin is different than whatever you think you saw, that only further proves my point that you haven't actually been here. The door to the basement creaks open, revealing a staircase partially flooded by stagnant water in the basement. The wood beneath your feet +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Well it's true, whether you believe it or not.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

(Working entirely on instinct) I'm not gay.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The interior of the cabin is damp, the wood warped and bloated with moisture. The floor is coated in a thin, slimy algae that clings to your feet. The only furniture of note is a rotted wooden table. Perched on its edge is a pristine blade. The blade is your implement. You'll need it if you want +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I'm glad we've got that all figured out. You make your way up the short path to the cabin. You'll find the Princess within. A warning, before you go any further... She will lie, she will cheat, and she will do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don't believe a word she says.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

People don't just spring back to life after dying, and besides, the two of us are just meeting for the first time. If you *had* slain the Princess, we would have met already. Whatever you *think* happened? Forget about it.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Excuse me? I can assure you that you didn't. If you did, you certainly wouldn't be here, on the path to the cabin to slay her.

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The Princess lets out a hiss as you pierce her heart, collapsing on the ground next to you. She reaches a hand towards you before she finally fades. Good riddance. ...Unfortunately for you, it seems the Princess managed to do a substantial amount of damage before she died. You're losing blood +

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THE NARRATOR. @neverdecaying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

// i love making references only i will get

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