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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing

@never.horse
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Publishing as n͓̽e͓̽v͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ͓̽a͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽l͓̽i͓̽n͓̽e͓̽ ͓̽n͓̽ø͓̽r͓̽t͓̽h͓̽ ♥ Writer, Entroponeticist, Trivigaunti Spy. The worst photographer on Ebird. Poetry Editor for @anewsession.com‬. Homepage: never.horse

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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 30/09/2026
Can I start putting "playwright" in my bio yet
THE TRANSSEXUAL BODY IS A HABITAT FOR CREATURES OTHER THAN ITSELF

The stage for this scene should be around two miles wide and should be located in the ocean, 40-60 miles offshore. A transsexual is dressed as a humpback whale and is the size of a humpback whale. Thousands of sexologists fly around dressed as Shearwaters, Storm-petrels, Sabine’s and Heerman’s Gulls, Albatrosses, Fulmars, Jaegers, and Skua. They are the same size as Shearwaters, Storm-petrels, Sabine’s and Heerman’s Gulls, Albatrosses, Fulmars, Jaegers, and Skua. Around 200 dolphins weave through the water, many swimming in near-formation with each other. These dolphins are actually dolphins. There are also psychologists, surgeons, doctors, therapists, psychiatrists, social workers and government employees that are dressed as krill, shrimp, plankton, etc. These are the same size as krill, shrimp, plankton, etc. Electrologists dart around–tiny fish in large schools. The US president is a plankton, and various prime ministers are krill. Ted Cruz is a disintegrating shred of kelp leaf and JK Rowling is a Cyamus boopis.

TRANSSEXUAL: <An impossibly deep, glacially slow, moaning song. It reverberates for thousands of miles. The krill, shrimp, plankton and small fish all begin swimming in random directions as the vibrations disorient them. The song is oddly elegant. It sounds as if it mourns for the pain of the earth and those who live here.>

TRANSSEXUAL: <to herself> Ugh I hate my voice.

END SCENE.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 28/09/2026
About 2/3rds of the way through the trip we came upon a huge miles-wide area of about 300 pacific white-sided dolphins, at least 3 humpback whales and seabirds galore (including Shearwaters, Albatrosses, Jaegers, Skuas, Sabine's Gulls and more).
Dark gray and white dolphin emerging in the foreground, seabirds abound behindfin of dolphin is out, another dolphin behind, still a lot of dark-colored seabirdssame as last one, just different positionsnow the dolphin is starting to dive
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 28/09/2026
Black-footed Albatross
Black-footed albatross floating on the waves, mouth open bleating at somethingblack-footed albatross floating on the waves, chilling.wings up ready to take offwings spread
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 28/09/2026
Guadelupe Fur Seal
seal with snouth and eyes poked up above the wayves as well as two black fins
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 28/09/2026
aesthetic brown pelican photos
four brown pelicans following the arch of a fluffy cloud in a pale blue sky. two brown pelicans much further away, aligned underneath the arch of four.a brown pelican flying way up high over two matching chimney/roof structure on a building.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 28/09/2026
Some more of us leaving for the trip
pinkish blue sky with orange on the right, some light clouds, a washed out grey ocean that looks textured but also like someone painted itlight colored textured waves against a light orange and pink skywet-looking waves under an orange sky with a yellow sun poking up, clouds reflecting orange and grey on blue
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 28/09/2026
Photo of leaving land during sunrise for deep ocean birding yesterday.
nearly black textured waves, a mountain in the background, sunset clolors leaing up into blueish skies and clouds
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 21/09/2026
Some trees and mountainsides in Olympic National Park yesterday
Tall fir trees whose lower branches have been burned away by forest fire surrounded by young ones who are just growing upclouds blowing off he side of a distant mountain seen between a gap in very tall firs closer to the camera
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 21/09/2026
Varied Thrush from yesterday at Olympic National Park
Orange and black striped Varied Thrush in moss-covered branches.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 21/09/2026
WARNING VERY SHAKY VIDEO this is what happens when you film video on a 1000mm manual focus prime lens because it's only one of two lenses you have with you.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 21/09/2026
He's really small here but you can see him bobbing up and down on a rock on the far coast.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 21/09/2026
American Dipper from yesterday at Olympic National Park (life bird #212) This little guy is a bird a bit smaller than a Robin that acts like a duck, diving into streams to get bugs and other wet food. Video below.
Grey bird with scale-like feathers, pinkish gray beak and legs, golden eyes.american dipper perched to dive into the waterAmerican dipper wading in the wateramerican dipper ass up, head in the water
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 14/09/2026
Some fun birding yesterday at Ridgefield NWR w my friend Suzy 1. Swainson's Thrush 2. Wilson's Snipe 3. Juvenile Wood Ducks 4. Greater Yellowlegs
Small brown bird with white belly and brown spots and black beak, perched on a dead blackberry vine.Wilson's Sniple (small brown and reddish brown and white shorebird with scale and stripe patterns and a long face and beak) in some water by some mossy grassTwo ducks with blue wing patches, great and white faces with eye stripes, tan and black bills, reddish feathers on body, in some water next to some mudTall shorebird with a longish (but not super long) beak, yellow legs, grey belly, black beak.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 02/09/2026
The Denver Audubon Society is about to get some real weird stuff to read from me
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 01/09/2026
Here's some vintage logging company propaganda from 1991, claiming that the Northern Spotted Owl "has adapted" and "doesn't need old growth forests." The book is dedicated to "loggers, the true endangered species," and is published by WCLA, a lobbyist group for the logging industry.
Photo of a Northern Spotted Owl [caption transcribed in next image]Caption to prior photo: "The much maligned, much discussed, much criticized northern spotted owl, is really quite a nice bird, unless you happen to be a mouse. This one is a third generation, radio-collared bird who seems to prefer a man-made nest over one that it would build itself. This bird has adapted."Photo of text from book:

"The regulation that forced them into unemployment was based on what was, at best, a flawed if not downright incorrect report. The original report which triggered the implementation of the Endangered Species Act claimed that there were only about two thousand nesting pairs of spotted owls left, and that old growth was essential to their propagation. THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES! Both those claims are completely false, and since the regulation was founded on this report, it is an "edifice erected on a bed of sand." Since this edict went into effect, additional thousands of nesting birds have been reliably reported, and the clinching factor to the claim that the original report was badly flawed is that practically all of these nesting pairs were found in second and third growth. Not only does the spotted owl exist in far greater quantities than was first reported, but it has evidently adapted to existing circumstances and is now raising healthy families in the new forests that have sprung up since its original..."
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 30/08/2026
Sometimes when I go birding and don't see any particularly unexpected birds I do end up getting a great photo of a common bird.
Mallard girl standing on one foot, beak hidden behind her fluff, eye looking straight at the cameraMallard girl standing on one foot, fluffed up beak pointed straight at the camera
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 21/08/2026
Posted by: David Marrs September 24th, 2021

Actor Chris Pratt has confirmed that he will play the role of Mario in his normal voice, stating "Mario isn't Italian anymore. He's normal now."
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 19/08/2026
A few quick shots from birding today at Ridgefield NWR with @bunnyhuunq.bsky.social and @rosemary.world
Pied-Billed Grebe juvenileWestern Wood Peewee??? duck? (redhead?)Great Egret
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 16/08/2026
One of my favorite-looking songbirds alongside the Painted Bunting (left) and the Gouldian Finch (right)
Painting Bunting: dark blue head, greenish-yellow back, red rump and underpartsGouldian Finch: A brilliantly colorful, unmistakable bird with vivid green back, yellow belly, purple chest, blue nape, black throat, and very pale bill with a red face.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 16/08/2026
Doing research on Harry Benjamin* and I just found out about the one time he met Sigmund Freud. Benjamin made a pun and then Freud called him gay.
Steinach arranged for Benjamin to meet Sigmund Freud. They both had had the Steinach operation. Benjamin mentioned his analysis with Kronfeld, but Freud regarded him as a ‘very bad character’. Benjamin made the joke that disharmony of the emotions may well be caused by dishormony of the endocrines. He also revealed to Freud that he had impotence problems with his wife. Freud leapt to the conclusion that Benjamin was a latent homosexual. As he regarded himself as a ladies’ man this annoyed Benjamin, and was the start of his deploring psychoanalysis as unscientific.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 16/08/2026
I only recently found out European Goldfinches look like this and I can't get over it
Songbird with white belly, tan body, black wings with a broad yellow stripe running diagonally down it, black and white tail feathers, black stripe at nape, white crown/cheeks/throat circling the head, red face, black lores, pink beak, dark tip to lower beak, pink legs. By © Giles Laurent, gileslaurent.com, License CC BY-SA, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=121241495
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 12/08/2026
I love the splash in this one
A Bunch of pelicans sitting on the water and one just crashing into it and there's a big splash.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
I got to take my new (used) Olympus OM-D E-M5 (mk1) out for a spin for the first time today and this beautiful California Scrub Jay did me the favor of posing for me. Thank you Cali Scrub Jay!
Close up of blue and gray bird with black beak and white belly and breast with blue tail sitting on very lichen-y branchFull body shot of blue and gray bird with black beak and white belly and breast with blue tail sitting on very lichen-y branch
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
Genuinely you should. Real life dinosaurs. They were getting into fights with seagulls and I was like "is he about to kill this gull in front of me"
Pelican snapping at big gull, surrounded by other pelicans and gulls
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
Here's part of the flock flying? 500mm prime lens is not the best instrument for taking a photo of a giant flock of giant birds
Flock of pelicans flying in the air
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
One of those rare times when I ended up getting shots that were out of focus because the bird got ~too close~
blurry pelican very large in the frame
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
It was incredible! Really hard to get photos that could capture it, but at least I got a few I like
Brown pelicans in the water and two flying at the camera
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
There were easily 200 Brown Pelicans in this flock. Maybe more? All the beachgoers were stopping and staring. It was incredible.
Many, many Brown Pelicans landing and diving into the water, behind them is a sandbar with many, many white seagulls on it.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
Brown Pelican from yesterday, this guy was awesome
Brown Pelican perched on a mossy rock coming out of the ocaenBrown Pelican perched on a mossy rock coming out of the ocaen
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 10/08/2026
I <3 this surf scoter so much, he just hung out in the water by me the whole time I was taking photos.
Black duck-shaped bird with orange beak, white forehead spot, weird white and black and white plumage coming onto beak. It's pushing itself up out of the water, bill in the air.Same bird just floating in the water
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 07/08/2026
It was only a short segment but I still really like it and i think it's funny that it was like "well there has to be a part about cumming"
The whale senses her own thoughts drifting through the unstructured time in certain positions of my body warm in their conversation with a stack & i cum & the pain of our operations in sea level is the ear started feeling of loss of the ghost mind worked at the same fucking thing that keeps waking in the way my own thoughts drifting through the unstructured time in certain positions of my body warm in their conversation with a stack & i cum & the pain of our operations in sea level is the ear started feeling of loss of the ghost mind worked at the same fucking thing that keeps waking in the way her own thoughts drifting through the unstructured time in certain positions of my body warm in their conversation with a stack & i cum & the pain of our operations in sea level is the ear started feeling of loss of the ghost mind worked at the same fucking thing that keeps waking in the way my own thoughts drifting through the unstructured time in certain positions of my body warm in their conversation with a stack & i cum & the pain of our operations in sea level is the ear started feeling of loss of the ghost mind worked at the same fucking thing that keeps waking in the way her own thoughts drifting through the unstructured time in certain positions of my body warm in their conversation with a stack & i cum & the pain of our operations in sea level is the ear started feeling of loss of the ghost mind worked at the same fucking thing that keeps waking in the way my own thoughts drifting through the unstructured time in certain positions of my body warm in their conversation with a stack & i cum & the pain of our operations in sea level is the ear started feeling of loss of the ghost mind worked at the same fucking thing that keeps
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 01/08/2026
This Wood Duck was so charismatic
Female Wood Duck raising her wings and lowering her headWood Duck standing normal with a drip of water from her billWood Duck fanning her wingsWood duck crouching over
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 01/08/2026
I took a photo of a Killdeer & saw that hanging out with the Killdeer was another bird which looked like it but smaller and had one thick band across its chest instead of two thin ones. So I checked the blurry guy in the back of my photo & there it was: Semipalmated Plover, lifebird #207
In the foreground is a Killdeer: brown black and white shorebird with a red eye and two black stripes across the chest. In the background is another blurry bird that looks the same, maybe a bit smaller but only has one black band across its chest: the Semipalmated Plover.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 30/07/2026
Day
Conditions
Low
High
Wind

Today
1%
Partly Cloudy
49°
77°
11 mph
 WSW

Fri 31
20%
Partly Cloudy
58°
85°
11 mph
 SW

Sat 01
60%
AM Showers
50°
70°
17 mph
 WSW

Sun 02
20%
Partly Cloudy
49°
74°
8 mph
 WSW

Mon 03
7%
Sunny
53°
82°
8 mph
 NE
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 30/07/2026
TMNT logo: "Fake Coyote Good Deterrent"
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 30/07/2026
A story in four parts
Barn Swallow attacking another Barn Swallow on some sand next to some lichen or somethingBarn Swallow attacking another Barn Swallow on some sand next to some lichen or something. They're closer now, one is about to get hitThey're having a standoff now and one is on a rock and the other is glaring it down.The one on the rock is flown and the other one has its mouth open like its yelling at it
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 29/07/2026
I needle felted this Moomintroll for my wife @megg.lol
Felt Moomin sitting on kitchen tableFelt Moomin sitting on kitchen table.
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 29/07/2026
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 29/07/2026
Realizing I'm on three different psych meds at once and I'm not even sure why I'm on two of them anymore
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
I've been seeing them a lot lately. They're so precious!
chipmunk in tree
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
Girl with Fruit (Dorothy Johnstone, 1925)
Woman in tourquoise sweater with purple pants, hair curled aroudn her ears like princess leia with bangs sitting in wooden chair  bowl of fruit in front of her lemon water eating apple, tapestry behind her sort of framing her
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
Agnes Goodsir?
Girl with Cigarette, c. 1925 by Agnes Goodsir
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
My pride flag
Untitled #5 Agnes Martin 1998
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
Brown Creeper at Evergreen Woods in Olympia, WA
Closeup on a brown creeper on the side of a tree, hiding behind some lichen
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
Osprey flying over Point No Point, WA
Osprey flyingOsprey head-on, wings outOsprey wings out, from underneath
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
Saw this Certified Little Guy (neotamias townsendii townsendii) while birding Point No Point WA the other day
Chipmunk on a branchChipmunk eating a small fruitAnother angle of the chipmunk eating the fruit on a branch
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 27/07/2026
Trains pride forever <3
the "train landscape" painting that ru-paul posted in her apology to trans people instead of the trans flag
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 23/07/2026
We all start somewhere ig?
Skinny guy wearing "Swans" shirt that says NO and a hoodie. He is unshaven and has short brown hair.Girl in plaid skirt and tortoise glasses, Dear Nora shirt, tattoos, braids, earrings, and a floral bandana. She's lookin kinda thick & curvy?
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 23/07/2026
Endlessly, forever
Photo of Bill Wells at the piano and Maher Shalal Hash Baz at two guitars, bass and vocals. It has an orange tint. Orange bars across the top and bottom and sans serif font saying Bill Wells & Maher Shalal Hash Baz / Osaka Bridge
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Sara Shearwater Wolfthing @never.horse · 17/07/2026
Tern airy?
Caspian Tern in flight
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