Sign in

nessakirby.bsky.social

@nessakirby.bsky.social
142 followers 59 following 939 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Facebook has decided that my ads are in French now. I am okay with this. I could stand to brush up on my French.
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today I am finally the same age as my junior high math teacher. She was forever 39. I only hope to be like Mrs. Miller and remain eternally 39.
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I inherited some of my Oma’s things which included a bunch of VHS and cassette tapes and I wish I had a cassette player right now. Because what on earth kind of music is this? Sexy accordian German dance music??
010
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
Love Me, I'm Illiberal @junjidevito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is great and all but it is undeniably a little funny that this happened in Seattle before it happened anywhere else that I'm aware of
theguardian.com
Seattle passes measure to protect non-monogamous people as protected class
City council votes unanimously in favor of bill that also protects multigenerational households
020840
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Contemplating writing a smutty romance novel largely inspired by my own experiences, but it would have a sad ending. Is there a market for romance novels that end with “and she never felt love like that again and was sad for all time, wishing she could erase her happiest memories.”
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Online dating is the worst. Currently chatting with someone who’s been single for over 6 years. He has 0 hobbies or interests and his response to any questions I answer is “fair enough.” The “fair enough”s are beginning to drive me up the wall. I think I know why he’s still single.
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to the museum today and saw plush loons in the gift shop. They were anatomically inaccurate and that made me sad. Their feet were actually further up the body than they would be on a duck!
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today the world loses a star, and the heavens gain a new one. We’ll miss you, Dolly. If the billionaires of the world were just half as good as you, the world would be a much better place. #dollyparton
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. I was saying Boourns. 2. It’s German. It says “The Bart, The.” 3. Homer is the ball’s name 4. Somebody set this thing to “evil.” 5. Remember Alf? He’s back! In pog form.
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Regarding atmospheres of pressure. “Well, this is a spaceship, so anywhere between zero and 1.” Also. “Some say I’m robbing the cradle, but I say she’s robbing the grave!”
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a day. Had my etrike stolen out of my backyard. Only had it a couple months and really can’t afford to replace it. Never seeing that again, I’m sure. And now we’ve got a severe storm warning that’s even worse than the previous storm warnings.
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So our basement flooded a couple weeks ago after an unprecedented amount of rain. Finally got some demo done and saw the floor under the guest room carpet and my office laminate. Asbestos tile! But underneath THAT was a pretty floral linoleum in my office! Wish I could keep it.
Floral linoleum underneath green tile flooring.
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
RIP gaming. It’s a shame Sony forgot that what saved the PS3 was its ability to play Blurays. It would be funny if a brand new console came out that could play discs and everyone just dumped Sony for it.
020
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦 I am enjoying a torrential amount of rainfall while my basement refills with water. Gonna watch some Littlest Hobo tonight.
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
In the distant future, archeologists will probably be able to date our bones by how much micro plastic is in them. Just something I’ve been thinking about…
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Got an etrike today. Haven’t really ridden a bike in 20 years, so this’ll be interesting. I need to get used to how bikes work again. But it will extend my range of motion! I can go shopping without relying on the bus or the footmobile!
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I sometimes feel a bit bad when I go to someone’s home that is much cleaner than mine. But then I notice that the clean house has almost no decorations, very little furniture, and is devoid of colour. It’s one step away from looking like a hotel room. And then I feel much better about myself.
030
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Went to my kindergartener’s Olympic themed school concert today where she did Swedish dancing. Can’t say I expected to hear “We Will Rock You” on the recorder. It also made me think, “man, I could write and direct one of these things. Only problem is all the child performers.”
000
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
North-West-US Pine-Scented Spooky-woo Assemble
Twin Peaks - Coop enjoys a coffee while Audrey flirts with himGravity Falls - Soos, Dipper, Stan, Mabel & Wendy pose for a photo
2285
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
Tim Boo!ver 👻 @timgruver.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners need a spin-off.
An image of a Choctaw vampire hunter from the movie Sinners wearing a cool hat
801631189
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Been ripping a bunch of my DVDs and going through a collection of old sci fi tv shows. These old “cartoons” make you really appreciate how far the quality of animation has come.
000
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
721171
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 26/02/2026
For what is apparently the 10,001st post on Skepchick (and my own 3,000th), it's a HAPPY STORY of how scientists have shown that Dolly Parton is substantially improving literacy rates around the world through her Imagination Library 🧪 skepchick.org/2026/02/stud...
skepchick.org
Study: Dolly Parton is the Greatest
Everything is terrible, obviously, and I have been getting particularly fed up with the general state of literacy I’m seeing in the world. And considering that for some reason my video about the Fo…
12481145
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
As a 90’s kid with unfettered TV access, there were many shows that raised me. Here’s an animated one.
media.tenor.com
a batman standing on top of a building with a lightning bolt behind him
Alt: a batman standing on top of a building with a lightning bolt behind him
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I just learned that not everyone gets really sensitive skin when sick. I told my husband I felt like I was getting sick because my skin was so sensitive and he didn’t know what the hell I was talking about. I thought it was normal to have sickness clothes and blankets.
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day. It is on this day that I am reminded of 1997’s Men in Black. Jay: You know what they say. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Kay: Try it
000
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this
A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. There’s a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul – all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been – arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesn’t just lose its soul – it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.
21461527
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
There’s a small part of me panicking and asking what would I do if Trump bombs my city. The plan would be go to the family farm where my aunt and uncle built a new house and left the old farmhouse empty. It’s comforting knowing there’s an empty house in the country to safely retreat to.
100
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
media.tenor.com
bugs bunny is standing in front of a sign that says tim hortons always fresh
ALT: bugs bunny is standing in front of a sign that says tim hortons always fresh
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
My Christmas present from my husband arrived today. It took so long because it had to travel from Australia! He got me a Black Milk skirt and top set of Chandelure, one of my favourite pokemon! ^_^
220
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My cat broke my ghost in a jar. It was a gift from a friend. :(
Picture of broken jar and the small ghost figurine that was once contained within. A tag on the jar reads “Eleanor.”
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Just once I’d like to sleep away the winter and lose 6% of my body weight.
010
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If any comedy industry blog/podcast people want some quotes about the triumphant return of Children's Comedy to Radio 4, or a new sketch comedy series going out over Christmas, I'm right here (actually I'm going swimming in a bit but besides that I'm right here)
065
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Just started watching Pluribus. It’s interesting as I just watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers for the first time a few weeks ago. Looking forward to the next episode!
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Just got home from seeing Frankenstein, and boy, what a film. As a fan of the book, I loved it. They definitely made some big changes, but they served the story. It was great to see some scenes from the novel really come to life. So glad I could catch it in theatre.
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
media.tenor.com
two men are talking in front of a silhouette of a man
ALT: two men are talking in front of a silhouette of a man
120
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I was just joking when I said ZA is Pokémon: Like a Dragonite, but I just got to the part where you’re wrangled into working for the Yakuza and… yup.
100
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I hope this teacher strike doesn’t last as long as anticipated. The system is broken and classes are too big. But I just realized that things will be even more broken next year, because that’s when all the babies conceived during Covid lockdowns will be entering Kindergarten. Fix it UCP!
000
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I have actually thought about this for a werewolf movie I want to write someday. It’s Can’t Fight The Moonlight. “Deep in the dark, just surrender your heart. Don’t you know, don’t you know that you can’t fight the moonlight.”
010
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Only 100? Might have to add an extra 0 to that.
media.tenor.com
a video game character says " i 'd rather be crafting " while standing next to another character
ALT: a video game character says " i 'd rather be crafting " while standing next to another character
131
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
My hopes were raised when I recently discovered that enclosed scooters exist. And then dashed when I learned that they will end up becoming illegal in my city soon. I just wanna use it to get to the mall.
200
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a person 's face with a serious look on their face
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a serious look on their face
230
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Just spent way too much time on a rebuttal to a conservative family member. I ended it with hoping that he takes the teachings of Christ to heart. I wanted to add “I hope you don’t take that as an insult because that would say more about you than it does about me.” But I reigned myself in.
100
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man sitting in a chair with the words " when you are a vampire you become very ... sexy "
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words " when you are a vampire you become very ... sexy "
010
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
look at this freakin guy people.com/crane-family...
people.com
Baby Goose Abandoned by Its Parents Learns to Be a Tall Bird After Finding an 'Unexpected Family' with 3 Cranes
A baby Canada goose abandoned as an egg found an 'unexpected family' with a pair of Sandhill cranes, and their colt, in Madison, Wis., in the spring of 2025. Madison-based photographer Alan Ginsberg h...
14467071036
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Reason number two why I don’t want my next office to be in the basement… mice! Just went through a box of old sketchbooks and art pieces and the whole base was filled with old mouse poop. 😩 “Old” because it’s been years since we had any problems with mice.
000
Reposted by @nessakirby.bsky.social
cm 🍁 @cmcalgary.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
About 500 people, dressed in cowboy hats, belt buckles, and jeans, packed a community hall in Fort Macleod, Alta., for an event marked by heckling, competing applause and placards. globalnews.ca/news/1123762... #Alberta #coal
globalnews.ca
Premier Danielle Smith faces raucous, angry town hall on Alberta’s coal policy | Globalnews.ca
The event was scheduled to last two hours, but the premier asked to take questions for an extra 30 minutes after the clock had run out.
818634
nessakirby.bsky.social @nessakirby.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
000