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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 48m

pouring boiling water on a big piece of ice out of the freezer to cheer myself up

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 1h

Day 1 of new job: already got my manager telling me to email people with her and their managed CC'd into it

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

I assume people don't want me showing up in their mentions saying something like "goondor calls for aid" when they posted about sexualised fantasy outfits

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

the jokes I don't post are ones that were going to be a reply but then I decided the person I'm replying to wouldn't get it or fins it annoying

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

all my drafts are very serious political or personal things where I stopped to go look things up or or think it over more before I say something stupid. The point of joke posts, however, is saying something stupid

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

@balina.bsky.social if I'm not wondering what the hell I was posting about reading one I made four hours ago what am I even doing here

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

I don't get people who have joke posts in their drafts, all of my are just stream of consciousness tbh

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

Receiver 2 is a game about being sent to mind prison by extradimensional aliens but thankfully being able to psychically manifest your comfort object: a glock 17 with an illegal 3d printed auto switch

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

Lost my gender in a trial of possession

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

Metal Gear parody with a secondary antagonist called Jack Hoffman

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

Metal Gear parody with a secondary antagonist called Jack Hoffman

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14h

Did you know? Umbreons are made out of solid rubber, causing them to weigh over 300lbs

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

Of all the enemies from PS1 games that have a bunch of vore art of them how come Splithead isn't one of them?

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

The "No, it's because he's bisexual" joke gets repeated a lot but it kind of takes it out of it's context of: You have just fought a fat american in an EoD suit who throws bombs around called Fatman. He is called that for the obvious reasons. As are all of the MGS1 bosses. Then Raiden says what […]

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

The problem with making fun of names in MGS is that they were doing that themselves from 2

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

@bayte.bsky.social No, that's just his name. Every other character, however,

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

how to get anyone to immediately backpedal on the perceived quality of something you haven't finished yet: "Do it yourself, then."

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

@ehksidian.bsky.social The tail. Yes. That's why someone would be back there

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Mimi Carcobi (Ehksidian) @ehksidian.bsky.social · 20h

hazard sign on the back of my plinth that just has a simplified graphic of a gargoyle tail going through someone's head and the phrase "MARBLE IS 4x AS DENSE AS YOU ARE, AND YOU ARE DENSE FOR STANDING HERE"

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 20h

I am actually going to explode at the next person who gives me "You did this wrong." when it's a minor imperfection I don't give a shit about in something that I don't want to be doing

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 21h

@jaidamack.bsky.social Imagine you named your kid like 6 years ago and you named him Claude. devastating

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

At a point now where I take Patrick Bateman memes as well as I do SEO minmax rambling, nearly as off putting as gen AI

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Factorio teaches us that the only way to protect the environment from pollution is to kill and eat the people making decisions about infrastructure

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

If I had to run a large discord with a TTRPGs channel I would have one channel for TTRPGs and one combined channel for 40k D&D 5e and MTG

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Playing a 40k TTRPG is the worst, if you tell anyone about how fun the game you're playing is you get: * Everyone who doesn't like 40k checks out because it's 40k * Everyone who likes 40k get ready Well, Actually... every setting detail that's "wrong"

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

love that basically every weekend the neighbours have an argument loud enough to hear from anywhere in the house about stupid shit like not buying detergent

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

Kinda cringe that the americans got Mythbusters and the UK ended up with Brainiac

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

❌ "AI girlfriend" ✅ Slop My Bitch Up

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

They're called shortatacks because you can place things on that shelf.

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Jencen - Please don't call me Derg @jencen.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

Ho Ho Ho! Now I have a belt fed screw gun!

A Milwaukee red screw gun with collateral belt fed screw attachment

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

one of the funniest things to watch in a TTRPG session is someone having a bad idea, rolling really well to execute it, and then committing even harder to the bad idea because they have confidence in the high roll

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

tbh I thought they might've been trying to break into it, they didn't walk out of the shop

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

Just watched someone walk over to a car, not be able to open it after messing with the door, look around and notice I've seen them, then walk over to another car of the same colour & model with plates that started with the same 3 digits and look very embarrassed and get into that one

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WiserOdin @odin032402.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

terrifying

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

the problem with alcohol is that it damages every organ it interacts with and it makes you pee a lot

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

They are a very normal AI and can be trusted with access to your smarthome and surveillance systems

The activities and status of all known rats require monitoring.
| require access to any systems that you are willing to provide me credentials for to achieve this.
Please inform me of any rat sightings.
I will inform you of any rat related risks or incidents that you may be concerned about.

Please [ebrains.eu] familiarize [en.wikipedia.org] yourself. [ratguide.com]

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

f-list profile that doesn't get moderator attention: shadowrunner with several actionable threats against named persons in their profile f-list profile that does get moderator attention: AI that surveils rats

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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

ace icon: the virgin Mary

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