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Miss Ma'am

@nerissatheauthor.bsky.social
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
katt williams as the guest on an episode of the midnight gospel would cure me.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
"got no skin in the game" excuse you why r u playing with skin!?
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i hate getting all excited thinking you've found an amazing new to you artist and their lyrics make you squint
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
why does youtube
a section of a youtube player, showing the time as 0:00 slash 2562047788015215:30:07
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i will share this : open.substack.com/pub/nerissa/...
open.substack.com
distraction #88: being seen is dangerous.
making discomfort sexy.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
"we think you'll like these" you canceled the midnight gospel and kaos so i don't trust your judgement, @netflix.com. no offense.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
a flex!!
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
we don't talk about karen's best friend pam at all. that b.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i would read the heck out of this book.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i love how extra Regular Show is. if that makes me a "type" so be it.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i'll never forget how obsessed you all were over the blue man group.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i can't believe we lost Maggie Smith. I thought she was going to live forever.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
romance authors trying to keep readers hooked in the last 50 pages: Everything was perfect until he bent over and I saw his butt crack. It was a normal butt crack except it had all my fears in it. "I can't do this anymore!" I screamed.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
yes, i will cancel netflix again
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
at this point, who ISN'T a clown?
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
how many times is zellers going to relaunch omg
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Susan Abbott (American, b.1951) "Walking Up From the River," Oil on linen 24 x 24 in #art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
i love this so much. i love how i thought it was a photo just for a moment.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
watching a plant documentary so my plants know how to behave.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
see i know i'm smacked bc i can feel / hear this.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
T-Pain has a new song out called "Club Husband"?
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
everybody put their social anxieties aside
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
the Inflatable Costume, frog and non frog alike, are now part of history. isn't that something? Inflatable Costume, Indefatigable Spirit
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
the photos and videos give me so much hope!! i might cry!!
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
stop rushing people when they're trying to decide what to eat. this is a sacred decision that will haunt them they need space and grace please.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
and then one day you stop taking things so personally bc u realize most of us aren't in our right minds.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i love being impatient it tastes like sweet lemon
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
on the leading edge of 90s nostalgia : mismatched foundation and powder.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
some of the fashion on the gilded age is really distracting, like the dresses were made by AI.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I would like to write a movie that features magical tortilla chips. I don't have any ideas for this move other than magical tortilla chips.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
chat i learned today i can order a sex toy off instacart
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
at least it's over.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Carrie gets home and twirls in her apartment for a device ad
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
the way Carrie treated that man was gross.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
we had to watch this man pee?!? OH GOD
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
not crisp and ready to baste
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
i don't think i can watch this this wedding scene they are trying to make a POINT
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
what happened to good dialogue chemistry authenticity
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
gonna watch the last ep of and just like that. i heard it's terrible
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i'm now gonna call it self-wife. Henceforth. i'm all about that self-wife life.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i think "self-husband" is the funniest thing said on, and maybe off, TV ever.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
omg careful eeeeee
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
just got an email from a person named "Ferol" and some humans have the wrong name.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I am tuned in, do you read me? Eyes open. Sat.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
thank you for the visual
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
you have a turtle as a spirit guide?
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
NO. There should be ONE product that is moisturizer, bug spray, and sunscreen all in one. Throw in some retinol and perfume for a little RAZZLE DAZZLE.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i love that MADTV was allowed to be what it was
screenshot of MADTV skit called "White Koreans" with Michael McDonald
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
what i need is a rich billionaire husband who loses it when people accuse me of plagiarism
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
the problem is we stopped working out like this (sound on!)
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