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Miss Ma'am

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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
katt williams as the guest on an episode of the midnight gospel would cure me.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
"got no skin in the game" excuse you why r u playing with skin!?
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i hate getting all excited thinking you've found an amazing new to you artist and their lyrics make you squint
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
why does youtube
a section of a youtube player, showing the time as 0:00 slash 2562047788015215:30:07
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
"we think you'll like these" you canceled the midnight gospel and kaos so i don't trust your judgement, @netflix.com. no offense.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
we don't talk about karen's best friend pam at all. that b.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i would read the heck out of this book.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i love how extra Regular Show is. if that makes me a "type" so be it.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i'll never forget how obsessed you all were over the blue man group.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i can't believe we lost Maggie Smith. I thought she was going to live forever.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
romance authors trying to keep readers hooked in the last 50 pages: Everything was perfect until he bent over and I saw his butt crack. It was a normal butt crack except it had all my fears in it. "I can't do this anymore!" I screamed.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
how many times is zellers going to relaunch omg
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Susan Abbott (American, b.1951) "Walking Up From the River," Oil on linen 24 x 24 in #art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
watching a plant documentary so my plants know how to behave.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
T-Pain has a new song out called "Club Husband"?
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
the Inflatable Costume, frog and non frog alike, are now part of history. isn't that something? Inflatable Costume, Indefatigable Spirit
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
the photos and videos give me so much hope!! i might cry!!
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
stop rushing people when they're trying to decide what to eat. this is a sacred decision that will haunt them they need space and grace please.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
and then one day you stop taking things so personally bc u realize most of us aren't in our right minds.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i love being impatient it tastes like sweet lemon
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
on the leading edge of 90s nostalgia : mismatched foundation and powder.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
some of the fashion on the gilded age is really distracting, like the dresses were made by AI.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I would like to write a movie that features magical tortilla chips. I don't have any ideas for this move other than magical tortilla chips.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
chat i learned today i can order a sex toy off instacart
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
gonna watch the last ep of and just like that. i heard it's terrible
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i think "self-husband" is the funniest thing said on, and maybe off, TV ever.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
just got an email from a person named "Ferol" and some humans have the wrong name.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I am tuned in, do you read me? Eyes open. Sat.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
NO. There should be ONE product that is moisturizer, bug spray, and sunscreen all in one. Throw in some retinol and perfume for a little RAZZLE DAZZLE.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i love that MADTV was allowed to be what it was
screenshot of MADTV skit called "White Koreans" with Michael McDonald
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
what i need is a rich billionaire husband who loses it when people accuse me of plagiarism
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
the problem is we stopped working out like this (sound on!)
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
ON REPEAT!!
Screenshot of Dream Big by Bob Vylan in a music player app
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
shooketh at someone on reddit telling me that random feeling of rain sometimes in the city IS CICADAS PEEING EVERYWHERE BC THEY'RE 90% WATER?
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Monday, 1:45pm EST and I am already over it Lord help me through this week.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
this app feels like everyone is over 27 and some of y'all are v horny on here.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
just saw a Destiny's Child joke on Veep. Kelly and Michelle get so mich shit omg.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
does Big Brother have a Big Poppa
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
No, more drama.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i started looking into toga teacher training and am now getting posts targeted to yoga teachers i hate it.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
i watched one episode from the last episode of #andjustlikethat and have questions
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
(closing the TV after the most recent season of white lotus) after a finale viewers should get to vote on whether they want to see another season.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
too hot for spam texts
text message from unknown number: Do you have any spare time over the weekend? Response: to block you? Yes!
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
still thinking of this episode of X-Files.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
this is the kind of opening scene that tells you everything you need to know about the main character (complimentary!)
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
this is who cooks my dinner and makes all my financial decisions
a girl child smiling in a red dress
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
i dk who this person is but i know a renaissance painting when i see one.
a man wearing a basketball jersey that says THUNDER and a little "Love's" logo, with the number 2. light from above graces his shoulders, cheekbones and brow bones just so. he looks off into the distance, chin up.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
@papajohnspizza.bsky.social father's day should be your Christmas. Where's the balloons. Where's the pepperoni confetti.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
everything is weird. i can spend a weekend in detroit at movement, dancing but not enjoying myself.
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Miss Ma'am @nerissatheauthor.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
my thing is tv. i think often about inside man on netflix starring David Tennant and how that program used my government name and called me an idiot to my face.
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