Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kalua pork fried rice loco moco, breakfast of champions 030
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dog does the same thing every night like clockwork. I don't know what kind of crack they put in those things. 100
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dentist absolutely lit me up with the novocaine this morning. 000
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026New Star Wars movies don't exist. They can't hurt you. 010
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I switched from Dietrich to Leda's path hoping it was less horny. It is but not by an appreciable amount. 010
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Can't believe we're gonna get Abeloth before Kyp Durron... 010
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This party being two over the top edgelords and Hatsune Miku is hilarious. 000
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My "I'm not buying a Switch 2 just to play Fire Emblem" position didn't hold for very long 100
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The conversations between Dietrich and Fabio are deeply, uncomfortably horny. 231
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Mostly trying to hold out making large purchases until our union contract gets settled. Just in case. 010
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would really like to play the new Fire Emblem but I also really don't want a Switch 2. 100
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comStargate SG-1: Richard Dean Anderson's 'Two Ls'ALT: Stargate SG-1: Richard Dean Anderson's 'Two Ls' 000
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The plot to every episode of Reacher is "look at how large this man is." And I appreciate the commitment to that. 020
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Are they all self-contained or is there a specific order to watch? 100
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don't know how I've gone this long without watching any D20 101
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In the Year of our Corn God 2026, I'm finally watching Fantasy High. 240
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026They should make a podracing movie in the style of Days of Thunder. 021
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Nothing better in the summer than a homegrown tomato sandwich. Feels like home. Thanks to @nurselizzard.bsky.social for the tomato, even though Washington isn't the ideal place for them. 150
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It just means we're doing our part to annihilate the algorithm 021
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Instagram thinks I live in Alaska and YouTube thinks I speak Spanish 110
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My favorite thing about Linux is that it installs updates and shuts down when I tell it to. Also that it doesn't spy on me. But mostly the actually shutting down part. 010
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I still really don't like Star Trek in Magic: The Gathering but I do really like this super horny Riker art. 010
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You blow up ONE solar system and ONE extragalactic world ship and suddenly you're a murderer 020
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Playing Halo with a mouse and keyboard on Linux, the way Bill Gates intended. 020
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Right, I agree Dominic Toretto would fit in pretty well with the rest of the MCU. 100
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Is it bad that I'm not sure if you mean Fantastic Four, Final Fantasy, or Fast and the Furious? Magic the Gathering has damaged my brain. 120
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Upgrading @nurselizzard.bsky.social GPU. How's that for clearance? 230
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Thank god there isn't a giant nerve that runs from my lower back, through my ass, and down my leg that punishes me for the sin of existing. That would be awful. 020
Reposted by JonathanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/06/2026if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing 502370310
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If I die soon, it will be because of the Stanley Cup Finals. 100
Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I've been waiting 20 years for the Hurricanes to go back to the Stanley Cup Finals. So, so happy right now.static.klipy.comCarolina Hurricanes Stormy Does The Worm DanceAlt: Carolina Hurricanes Stormy Does The Worm Dance 020
