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Jonathan

@nerfornothin.bsky.social
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He/Him Trying to relearn my shitposting ways

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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 20h
Kalua pork fried rice loco moco, breakfast of champions
Loco moco with fried rice and kalua pork
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck it, we ball
A picture of a Switch 2 running Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing better in the summer than a homegrown tomato sandwich. Feels like home. Thanks to @nurselizzard.bsky.social for the tomato, even though Washington isn't the ideal place for them.
Tomato sandwich with mayo
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I still really don't like Star Trek in Magic: The Gathering but I do really like this super horny Riker art.
Magic: The Gathering card from the new Star Trek set featuring horny art of Commander Riker.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Upgrading @nurselizzard.bsky.social GPU. How's that for clearance?
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Kyp singing at Aang and Zuko's wedding.
Aang and Zuko getting married in Tomodachi Life. Kyp Durron singing in the foreground.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I can't draw, especially on a Switch touch screen but this is still hilarious.
Dagoth Ur in Tomodachi Life. Described as an "ambitious rogue"
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm not sorry
Aang and Zuko Miis from Tomodachi Life becoming acquaintedJaina Solo and Kyp Durron in Tomodachi Life bonding over their shared interest in The Force
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Owen discovering the flugelhorn
Trumpet boy meme
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I know I shouldn't reply to scammers but it's fun sometimes
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Got to see a Hurricanes win with the whole fam damnly
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I just. Why? Is this for people who love finding hair in their food?
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
That feeling when you get your entire internet plan's worth of bandwidth over WiFi
A Speedtest result showing 1255Mbps down and 308 Mbps up over WiFi
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Kids...don't get into Magic the Gathering. Actual gambling is cheaper.
A Magic card featuring Yue as a moon spiritA Magic card featuring the fainting Avatar fan
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I made a magical elf boi
A low-level elezen arcanist from Final Fantasy XIV
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Jay's office
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Thanks for the heads up, I guess.
A sign at a trail entrance that just says "Squirrel" with an arrow pointing up.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This will be the first Dragon Age I'll play where my first character isn't a human male warrior named Rodge. Really breaking with tradition here.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard character creator with an elven mage of the Shadow Dragons backstory.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I exclusively play RPGs to get sick hats.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Kingdom Come: My Cabbages II
A screenshot from Kingdom Come: Deliverance II showing an overturned cart near a river with cabbages spilled out.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Apparently, Best Buy sells motherboards. New one installed, seems to work. Now to configure everything again.
Inside of a desktop computer with 5080 installed
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Jacob Horse is all I wanted for Christmas. Morgi thinks it's hers.
A Jacob Horse plushie from Drawfee
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The staff of the new Gundam show lol. This is going to be a glorious, depressing mess.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Mlem
My dog, Morrigan, sleeping next to my with her tongue out
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Was a bit windy last night
A power outage map for the Puget Sound area showing large outages after a bomb cyclone
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
I have never bought a Secret Lair before but there is a first time for everything
A Magic the Gathering card featuring Karlach choking out some goblins
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
This mod is rad
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Decided to try to learn drawing again. Trying some online courses for fundamentals. For fun, attempted copying the official Phantump art by Ken Sugimori as reference. Have a lot of trouble picturing things in my brain, so need to work on that. But it was fun trying to reproduce it.
My attempt at drawing the Phantump official art.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Almost spit out my water
Why is Troy Denning so horny? Topic on Reddit.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
The result was well worth it though. Haven't had pulled pork this good since moving.
A tray full of pulled pork barbecue
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Highly recommend Secret Aardvark habanero hot sauce if your store has it. Probably my favorite hot sauce I've ever had.
A bottle of Secret Aardvark habanero hot sauce in front of a burrito.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
My dog, MorriganMorrigan from Dragon AgeBernadetta from Fire EmblemIsabelle from Animal Crossing
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Jumping into the handheld PC game. I know the Steam Deck is the more proven out device but I'm a sucker for a big screen.
A Lenovo Legion Go downloading Baldur's Gate 3
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
An amazing early Christmas gift from @nurselizzard.bsky.social
A picture of me wearing a shirt that says "Reading the shirt explains the shirt" in the Magic: The Gathering font.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Not a bad community day
Shinies in Pokemon Go
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Lizzie: Sexy Charles isn't real, he can't hurt you. Sexy Charles:
Prince Charles played by an actor 1000x hotter than Charles ever was.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Heh
A picture of Slugma from Pokémon Go. There are 69 Slugma candy. Nice.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Darrow: Spends a decade being betrayed at every turn in every way imaginable. Darrow when he gets betrayed again:
Surprised Pikachu
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
I found this chapter title deeply amusing. Should've just been the name of the series.
Book chapter. Darrow: Shit Escalates.
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Jonathan @nerfornothin.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
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